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That's not how you spell Prune Face.

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Gaming / Re: Total War: Attila DLC Leaked
« on: October 19, 2015, 01:56:14 AM »
ur mom is gay

4324
The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 19, 2015, 01:53:01 AM »
French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8


Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.
Weeaboo space commie tears are deliciously salty ;x;

It's not my fault that GW is obsessed with their sheckles and panders to their lowest common denominator!

FUCK OFF GUE'LA

GET OFF MY PEACEFUL AGRARIAN WORLD

ROOOOOOOOOO
Jews Workshop is the worst, that goes without saying.

However, rejoice in the fact that your precious monkeys will forever be lost in the stalemate. Nothing they gain cannot be retaken, they might take three steps forwards and then a hundred back when the hammer comes to play.

Rejoice that the imperium allows the tau to live, because they aren't worth the attentions of the superior species.

Oh lawd this sounds like the eldar.

ew

That's what happens when you allow the IoM to go unchallenged by anytime other than the big bad.

They become pompous self righteous pricks. Elevating the status of the Tau if the only way to keep that in check. They need a friendly rival to let them know when they're full of themselves and going to far.
Well I wouldn't say unchallenged, they are at war 24/7 with everything in the universe.

The size of the tau empire in comparison is laughable really, they have a cluster of systems near ultramar. Ultramar itself is larger than the Tau septs combined iirc <_<

Typical IG banter aside, if there are any aliens half worth not annihilating it's probably the space monkeys. At least until the admech figures out why they have a negative warp presence as a species <_<

Phone auto corrected anything to anytime for some reason so it completely changed the meaning of my post.

But yeah, it's like the Tau were introduced as this new fledgling empire that could possibly give the IoM a run for its money by absorbing IoM worlds diplomatically instead of militarily and then were forgotten by the fluff writers. I'm not a fig man so you'll have to answer this one for me. Are the Tau just a really underplayed faction or something?

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Serious / Re: Sociopaths and psychopaths.
« on: October 19, 2015, 01:42:33 AM »
Uhuh... Small bit of advice Midge. Refrain from doing that if you don't want to find yourself back on the serious board black list.

Doing what

I'm not going to play around with you here and this train of comments is entirely off topic. Get back on it.

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Gaming / Re: Total War: Attila DLC Leaked
« on: October 19, 2015, 01:41:33 AM »
He's real in our hearts.

4327
Serious / Re: Sociopaths and psychopaths.
« on: October 19, 2015, 01:38:53 AM »
Uhuh... Small bit of advice Midge. Refrain from doing that if you don't want to find yourself back on the serious board black list.

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The Flood / Re: So today I made a decision
« on: October 19, 2015, 12:46:39 AM »
If you really want to see things for yourself go into the sciences. Pick one that really interests you.

4329
Gaming / Re: Total War: Attila DLC Leaked
« on: October 19, 2015, 12:35:29 AM »
So Astolfo will be in it right?

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The Flood / Re: Plz help. Need animoos.
« on: October 18, 2015, 11:46:40 PM »
Kara no Kyoukai
Canaan
Ga Rei Zero
FLCL
Shinsekai Yori
Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works
Princess Mononoke
The Cat Returns
Grave of the fireflies
Valley of the wind

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The Flood / Re: Worst to Top Star Wars Movie?
« on: October 18, 2015, 10:20:03 PM »
Phantom menace was by far the best of the prequels. Y'all niggas act like Darth Maul doesn't exist. Dude was bad fucking ass.

Do you not remember how hard your dick got when he hit the double sided lightsaber for the first time?



No because he was made to sell toys. Even as a little kid I could see that.

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Gaming / Re: Just bought Tales of Vesperia.
« on: October 18, 2015, 09:26:56 PM »
Symphonia was better.

4333
Gaming / Re: Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem
« on: October 18, 2015, 08:25:20 PM »
Dude I don't even know what happened with that project. They made it look like we were going to get some sort of official fan fiction crossover between the two franchises like subspace emissary in ssb, but instead we got whatever that is.

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The Flood / Re: Worst to Top Star Wars Movie?
« on: October 18, 2015, 06:59:16 PM »
Speaking of the Holiday Special, in case nobody saw it here it is. You'll thank me later ;)

YouTube


Whip whip stir whip

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The Flood / Re: Worst to Top Star Wars Movie?
« on: October 18, 2015, 06:52:26 PM »
Holiday Special was the best.

4336
The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 06:44:27 PM »
French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8


Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.
Weeaboo space commie tears are deliciously salty ;x;

It's not my fault that GW is obsessed with their sheckles and panders to their lowest common denominator!

FUCK OFF GUE'LA

GET OFF MY PEACEFUL AGRARIAN WORLD

ROOOOOOOOOO
Jews Workshop is the worst, that goes without saying.

However, rejoice in the fact that your precious monkeys will forever be lost in the stalemate. Nothing they gain cannot be retaken, they might take three steps forwards and then a hundred back when the hammer comes to play.

Rejoice that the imperium allows the tau to live, because they aren't worth the attentions of the superior species.

Oh lawd this sounds like the eldar.

ew

That's what happens when you allow the IoM to go unchallenged by anytime other than the big bad.

They become pompous self righteous pricks. Elevating the status of the Tau if the only way to keep that in check. They need a friendly rival to let them know when they're full of themselves and going to far.

4337
The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 06:39:54 PM »
Look at these nerds, and here I thought we started to mind break people

Says the ultra nerd.
Oh dear. Is this jealousy because you're a baby in fate compared to me?
>___>

No, I'm fully aware of and accept the fact that you're likely more familiar with the Nasuverse than I am.

But you're still a nerd, nerd.
Be mean to me more

Alright nerd.

You asked for it.

stop liking what I like, it makes it hard to say you have shit taste

4338
The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 06:24:49 PM »
French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8


Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.
Weeaboo space commie tears are deliciously salty ;x;

It's not my fault that GW is obsessed with their sheckles and panders to their lowest common denominator!

FUCK OFF GUE'LA

GET OFF MY PEACEFUL AGRARIAN WORLD

ROOOOOOOOOO

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The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 06:17:18 PM »
Look at these nerds, and here I thought we started to mind break people

Says the ultra nerd.
Oh dear. Is this jealousy because you're a baby in fate compared to me?
>___>

No, I'm fully aware of and accept the fact that you're likely more familiar with the Nasuverse than I am.

But you're still a nerd, nerd.

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The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 05:59:20 PM »
Look at these nerds, and here I thought we started to mind break people

Says the ultra nerd.

4341
The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 05:52:55 PM »
French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8


Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.

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The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 04:56:18 PM »
French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8


Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?

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The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 04:09:10 PM »
French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8


Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.

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The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 03:53:44 PM »
French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8


Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.

4345
The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 03:44:10 PM »
French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8


Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

4346
The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 03:39:16 PM »
French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8


Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda

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The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 03:12:13 PM »
French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8

4348
The Flood / Re: First official Force Awakens poster
« on: October 18, 2015, 03:03:24 PM »
Still waiting on whoever it was that was going to refute Plinkett on here to do so.

4349
The Flood / Re: Someone broke psy again
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:48:20 PM »
He's already broken.


We took him through Destiny for the 6th time
Actually... it was the 7th.

;_;
Spoiler

You enjoyed every second
Indeed, I did.

It's fun in measured doses, especially the thrall run e.e

YouTube


I am the bone of my legend™
Loot is my body and repetition is my blood
I have decrypted over a thousand engrams
Unknown to sleep, nor known to real life
Have played many strikes to recieve many weapons
Yet, these hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Legend™ Works

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The Flood / Re: Voice actor realizations
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:21:13 PM »
Laura Bailey is my VA waifu.

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