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The Flood / Re: ITT: I ask you anything
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:06:02 AM »
Butts.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do with an Orgasmatron?
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:03:57 AM »
I'd bet you 50$ that he's secretly wanting that. Seriously, in all my years on Bnet I've never seen anyone who's as much of a closet homosexual as Predator.

And I've never seen someone with an uglier face. He's the one person I dread seeing in a picture thread. I want to make a comment on it, but I know it'll be a one way ticket to banadu.

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The Flood / Re: Honest opinion of Noelle
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:54:29 AM »
You use to annoy the shit out of me. However now I'm pretty neutral on you. Also the harassment you get is redonk.

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion of Kiyo
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:46:36 AM »
Early on in your b.net career you annoyed the piss out of me. However as time went on this happened less and less and now I kind of like you.

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Wait wait wait.

You didn't know that impersonating a government official is against the law?

Dude, that's like common knowledge. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out .

How did you of all people think that it wouldn't be a big deal?

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Gaming / Re: Gears of War 3
« on: August 07, 2014, 03:51:02 AM »
I haven't played that game in years. Did they release all the maps through compatibility  updates or did they stop after the butthurt the first one generated?

Got annoyed with how skilleless the game was at launch and dropped it.The DBS completely negated the high speed skill based CQB the first and second we're known for with its 180 degree insta death cone that outranged the gnasher.

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The Flood / Re: i'm a little drunk tonight
« on: August 07, 2014, 03:43:56 AM »
Did you go to the place I suggested?

Not yet. I just did some exploring last night and found a place full of a bunch of great places to eat. To bad I can't remember how I got there. There was some hole in the wall fondue place that was really good.

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The Flood / Re: i'm a little drunk tonight
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:45:13 AM »
It's almost 9 am in France.

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The Flood / Re: The advertisements are giving me a sign
« on: August 07, 2014, 12:01:07 AM »
Vous parlez Francais?

Hon hon stinky cheese wee wee merci.

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The Flood / Re: The advertisements are giving me a sign
« on: August 06, 2014, 11:50:53 PM »
All of mine are in French.

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Gaming / Re: If Halo 3 went to PC...
« on: August 06, 2014, 11:48:45 PM »
So many amazing things could happen if Halo 3 was released on PC.

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Serious / Re: US Toilets > UK Toilets
« on: August 06, 2014, 11:45:43 PM »
Japanese toilets are the best.

I'd personally prefer it if my toilets didn't talk to me while I'm taking a dump.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do with an Orgasmatron?
« on: August 06, 2014, 11:41:08 PM »
Force Predator to watch gay porn and then shoot it at him.

His life would be destroyed.

You wouldn't need to,  just lock him in a room with it and he'll eventually do it himself.

The guy is totally a closet homo.

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The Flood / Re: Journey's End
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:40:59 AM »
Read it, loved it. Pegboy made me laugh.

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The Flood / Re: You guys are missing out on b.net
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:26:07 AM »
YES they brought our Halo emblems and player models back.

Now we need a dark theme and for the bugs to be fixed.

After that they'd have to fix the community, and hire a community manager that actually gives a shit.

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The Flood / Re: In France, Not Impressed
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:22:34 AM »
England was still conquered in the end.

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The Flood / Re: Who are your new enemies?
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:21:47 AM »
I don't think I have any.

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The Flood / Re: In France, Not Impressed
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:17:44 AM »
When haven't we been ahead of France?

When Normandy conquered England.

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The Flood / In France, Not Impressed
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:08:36 AM »
England was better. Would like to go back, but my time for the apartment is up.

As soon as I arrived in the Paris train station I had a feeling this would be the worse leg of the trip. Right off the bat I noticed that the French were trying to rip me off with USD-Euro and GBP-Euro conversions.

They also don't accept any American cards unless you want to play their rip off game where 1 USD equals .5 Euro instead of the real conversion rate which is 1 USD = .75 Euro.

I don't recall their GBP - Euro conversion, but it was bad to the point where I decided it wouldn't worth the conversion and I held onto my GBP to convert back into USD when I got home.

It also seems that France is falling on hard times since they're charging people 70 cents to use the bathroom. Seriously, if you're going to charge me 70 cents to use a "public" restroom that person they keep in front of it better wash my hands for me or help me piss.

I decided to hold it until I got to the apartment. Though I was tempted to piss on their train station instead. Which apparently even the French decided was a better alternative because that's exactly what their metro smells like.

Speaking of their metro the entire thing feels like an afterthought. It's like they took a look at England's we'll functioning and very good metro and decided they wanted one of those too. Only they half assed it reeks of poor craftsmanship (quite literally in some areas). The thing is plain ugly to look at, dirty as all hell, they lack a convenient  Oyster card like system, and the layout is completely unintuitive.

After I found my way to the apartment (after having to do a multi building scavenger hunt for the key) I was finally able to sit down and write this up after inputting a long and completely gibberish password for the wifi.

Maybe shit will get better later on in this leg, I don't know. But from my experience thus far this place is dookie.

I know I bitched about London drivers, but I really did like the city, people, and country. Can't say the same for Paris France at the moment.

Be proud Brits, you're leagues ahead of France.

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The Flood / Re: I'm a benevolent goddess. AMA
« on: August 05, 2014, 11:23:07 PM »
Why does London seem to have the worlds worst drivers?

Seriously, I've seen two people get hit (one of which died) and I've almost been hit like 12 times in the 4 days I've been here.

The red light is merely a suggestion to these people.

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Gaming / Re: Warhammer 40k: Eternal Crusade
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:14:03 PM »
Since there's no way I'd be able to be a commissar I'd go with space marines.

If the Tau get released I'd play as them though. Either as a fire warrior or a dude in one of the many XV battle suits. XV 104 and XV 107 please.

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The Flood / Re: What's your occupation?
« on: August 05, 2014, 04:40:26 AM »
Professional bum.

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Gaming / Re: Game night anyone? xbox 360
« on: August 04, 2014, 10:56:59 AM »
In London no can do.

Also I drank a bottle of pear koppawhosawhatsit. Loved it, going to see if I can somehow get some back in the states.

Also I saw another person get run over, this time by a bus. London drivers are shit.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know what I really hate?
« on: August 04, 2014, 10:51:22 AM »
Sandtrap, you're implying that cashiers give enough of a shit about that trash tier job to give a fuck.

I've been in the cashier shoes, I can assure you that they don't really give a rats ass about how you prefer to have your change given to you.

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Gaming / Re: I Mad
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:55:34 AM »
We'll hey, that's 12 more than the amount that give a shit about you.

At least my post has that much going for it.

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Serious / Re: US Toilets > UK Toilets
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:44:45 AM »
Have you tried Pear Kopparberg yet?

Not yet, is there a place near London Tower that has it? My apartment is like right across the street from it.
Almost any bar will have it. Your hotel might have it too.

Alright I'll go bar/pub hopping either tonight or tomorrow.

Also when I say I'm in an apartment I mean it. There's no hotel lobby or anything. Just me a lift and a key to the place.

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Serious / Re: US Toilets > UK Toilets
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:34:09 AM »
Have you tried Pear Kopparberg yet?

Not yet, is there a place near London Tower that has it? My apartment is like right across the street from it.

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Gaming / Re: ITT: Post the console you're getting/have
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:28:07 AM »
PC master race.

Other than that I have a 360 and a 3DS THAT I CAN'T CHARGE USING A UNIVERSAL ADAPTER BECAUSE NINTENDO IS FAGGOTS.

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Desticles are retarded

Tell us something we don't know.

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Septagon / Re: Are passwords stored in plaintext?
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:38:17 AM »
T4R, just curious
Lolno. I am nowhere near that stupid.

Well it looks like you're leagues ahead of Sony in the smarts department. How does it feel knowing you're more intelligent that the collective minds of a massive MNC?

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