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4111
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:12:21 PM »
Already discussed in the general. The only valid point he makes is something that everyone and their mother said a week ago once again proving that he can't do anything except for scream like an angry retard unless he has material to steal from other people.
Also the unwarranted sense of self importance is real in this video.
Which valid point is that, because there's plenty of things he's not wrong about.
The only correct thing he said was the shitty AI and repetitive boss battles.
4112
« on: November 02, 2015, 04:10:46 PM »
Also going to point out that Joe says "If you do good you'll get maybe 900 points per match". I guess Joe's definition of doing good is a .2 k/d because that's what shows up in the background. A normal warzone round for me nets about 2k req points.
Players that are pulling in 1k/2k a match will still need to clock in 400 odd hours required to complete every cosmetic. Joe explicitly takes a caveat to his playing ability and the capacity to earn req points later in the video. The system is deliberately implemented to have you spend more money than required, which was his entire point. It's predatory, and it's bullshit.
I'm not sure why you come crashing into these threads apologetically slogging the corporate phallus and their bullshit business practices. I've seen you do it for Battlefront, and it's honestly just laughable. I wouldn't be surprised if EA kept you on their payroll.
But go ahead and continue to hand wave off legitimate grievances with "hurr he's just a bumbling retard that has no idea how the industry works" if you actually want to continue reciprocating the standards that us as consumers shouldn't have to put up with.
Which is still less than what it would take to complete Reaches cosmetic armor while providing more content in that amount of time. It doesn't really matter if he says he's not good later in the video because he's using his ability as a measurement of what a good player would receive at the end of a match while doing his calculation on how long it would take to unlock everything. His calculations are just flat out wrong and he's positing them as 100% irrefutable fact.
If I "sucked on the corporate phallus" I'd be defending things like console, region, or pre-order exclusive in game content that has a tangible affect on the game or the practice of cutting up a game and selling cut pieces later for a premium. You know, stuff that actually hurts the consumer.
No, a season pass that lets you pre-order DLC for a discout price, map packs, expansions, or any other content that is not developed as part of the base game is not "cutting up and selling pieces later for a premium". Destiny is a prime example of a real case of "disk locked content" as both TDB and HoW contained content that had not only been advertised at E3 as part of the game, but were already 90% ready to go on disc and could be glitched into well before they launched.
As it stands the 60 USD (or your regional equivalent) price point for a new AAA game can not support the industry. The price for games has gone down dramatically and the demands of the consumer have risen dramatically. It requires more money to develop a game that consumers are satisfied with for AAA games than ever before so developers and publishers need to diversify revenue in order to stay afloat.
If Joe had any "legitimate grievances to hand wave" I can assure you that I wouldn't be the one hand waving them. However as it stands he's just being an entitled crybaby that thinks he's more important and knows much more than he actually does. I mean I really hate using the word entitled to describe someone, but this AAA devs should be giving away everything for free while I refuse to pay a fair price for the type of games I demand mentality can only be described as it.
I never posited the notion that Reach was an ultimate paragon for the Halo experience, so I'm not really sure why you keep appealing to it. It too has a horrendously designed ranking system that is predicated on how much time you have on your hands, not the skills you can apply to the game. Except this time with Halo 5 it's stylised in a manner that renders it more appealing to spend money on micro-transactions rather than taking the time (which requires virtually no skills whatsoever) to complete.
It doesn't matter if his calculations are off, as he and I have already told you, because the parameters required to complete all cosmetics still remains (3 million req points). Even hardcore uber skilled Halo players are going to have a difficult time being a completionist in less than 300-400 hours.
There is nothing 'entitled' about demanding a game not have bullshit exploitative business practices in an attempt to chip away at the player's wallets. Your point about the industry not being able to sustain itself on a heavily customer centric platform for 60 dollars a pop is absolutely nonsensical. CD Projekt Red has managed to do such a thing in TW3 with half the resources of 343 and no big daddy parenting company to keep them afloat either. Your argument is hogwash.
I never said you did, however Reach is another widely played Halo game that had a similar level of character customization that had to be unlocked through play time. Therefore it is an apt comparison when discussing Halo 5s cosmetic content and how much time must be sunk into the game to complete the cosmetic armory. The fact remains that in a game with a paid short cut you can complete your much larger cosmetic armory in less than half the time without paying a single dime than another game in the same franchise without the option for a paid short cut. This is not at all predatory. This fact alone shows that the games economy was not in any way altered to make the paid option most viable option to receive content. You meant he same CD Projekt Red that's selling season passes and charging 25 USD individually for their expansions? Great double standard there m8.
4113
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:35:33 PM »
Get on my league.

That's not you Also >breakout
4114
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:21:59 PM »
Also going to point out that Joe says "If you do good you'll get maybe 900 points per match". I guess Joe's definition of doing good is a .2 k/d because that's what shows up in the background. A normal warzone round for me nets about 2k req points.
Players that are pulling in 1k/2k a match will still need to clock in 400 odd hours required to complete every cosmetic. Joe explicitly takes a caveat to his playing ability and the capacity to earn req points later in the video. The system is deliberately implemented to have you spend more money than required, which was his entire point. It's predatory, and it's bullshit.
I'm not sure why you come crashing into these threads apologetically slogging the corporate phallus and their bullshit business practices. I've seen you do it for Battlefront, and it's honestly just laughable. I wouldn't be surprised if EA kept you on their payroll.
But go ahead and continue to hand wave off legitimate grievances with "hurr he's just a bumbling retard that has no idea how the industry works" if you actually want to continue reciprocating the standards that us as consumers shouldn't have to put up with.
Which is still less than what it would take to complete Reaches cosmetic armor while providing more content in that amount of time. It doesn't really matter if he says he's not good later in the video because he's using his ability as a measurement of what a good player would receive at the end of a match while doing his calculation on how long it would take to unlock everything. His calculations are just flat out wrong and he's positing them as 100% irrefutable fact. If I "sucked on the corporate phallus" I'd be defending things like console, region, or pre-order exclusive in game content that has a tangible affect on the game or the practice of cutting up a game and selling cut pieces later for a premium. You know, stuff that actually hurts the consumer. No, a season pass that lets you pre-order DLC for a discout price, map packs, expansions, or any other content that is not developed as part of the base game is not "cutting up and selling pieces later for a premium". Destiny is a prime example of a real case of "disk locked content" as both TDB and HoW contained content that had not only been advertised at E3 as part of the game, but were already 90% ready to go on disc and could be glitched into well before they launched. As it stands the 60 USD (or your regional equivalent) price point for a new AAA game can not support the industry. The price for games has gone down dramatically and the demands of the consumer have risen dramatically. It requires more money to develop a game that consumers are satisfied with for AAA games than ever before so developers and publishers need to diversify revenue in order to stay afloat. If Joe had any "legitimate grievances to hand wave" I can assure you that I wouldn't be the one hand waving them. However as it stands he's just being an entitled crybaby that thinks he's more important and knows much more than he actually does. I mean I really hate using the word entitled to describe someone, but this AAA devs should be giving away everything for free while I refuse to pay a fair price for the type of games I demand mentality can only be described as it.
4115
« on: November 02, 2015, 02:04:36 PM »
There's nothing wrong with it.
Different strokes for different folks man. Not everyone wants to or is able to get with a different chick/dude every week.
4116
« on: November 02, 2015, 02:01:58 PM »
yay
avoided ever becoming a fruitcake wooo!
and uh erm... wut
Christmas cake In Japan women are considered undesirable or unmarriageable after 30 pr something. These women usually end up with westerners because we don't give a shit if a woman is single in her 30's. OT: Congrats kits
4117
« on: November 02, 2015, 12:36:44 PM »
RTS: Halo Wars
Babby's first shooter should be COD or Halo 2 cause those were/are easy mode shooters.
4118
« on: November 02, 2015, 12:29:39 PM »
Also going to point out that Joe says "If you do good you'll get maybe 900 points per match". I guess Joe's definition of doing good is a .2 k/d because that's what shows up in the background. A normal warzone round for me nets about 2k req points.
4119
« on: November 02, 2015, 12:27:49 PM »
Locke is a somewhat likeable character.
Ha
Oh, that's funny.
You're a strange man
Locke is the least-likeable guy on Osiris.
Well the only other guy on Osiris is Buck, so it's not like he had a chance.
Person, Spartan, whatever.
Even Tanaka is a better character tbh
Umm no Tanaka is a literal who.
4120
« on: November 02, 2015, 12:23:53 PM »
Locke is a somewhat likeable character.
Ha
Oh, that's funny.
You're a strange man
Locke is the least-likeable guy on Osiris.
Well the only other guy on Osiris is Buck, so it's not like he had a chance.
4121
« on: November 02, 2015, 12:22:51 PM »
"Waaa! I actually have to play the game to unlock armor!"
Did Joe just suddenly forget about Warrent Officer in Halo Reach?
He forgot that it took a similar amount of time to unlock everything in reach, actually I think it took even more time.
4122
« on: November 02, 2015, 12:19:06 PM »
I made a dick joke in the middle of a religious flame war back on b.old when discussion about religion was banned. All of the people flinging shit at each other over religion got off scot-free though.
Bobcast doesn't like dick jokes I guess.
4123
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:49:19 AM »
So like, do you not realize that every continent has mostly fought amongst itself throughout most of it's history or something?
4124
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:34:18 AM »
Already discussed in the general. The only valid point he makes is something that everyone and their mother said a week ago once again proving that he can't do anything except for scream like an angry retard unless he has material to steal from other people.
Also the unwarranted sense of self importance is real in this video.
4125
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:27:02 AM »
If you like sucking on a tumor that's your business dude.
4126
« on: November 02, 2015, 10:11:45 AM »
He didn't. He even recorded himself looking up weeks/months old news about Halo 5 regarding splitscreen and forge.
Or he did and then pretended he didn't so he could put up a video showing off his fake outrage. The only time you see a legit angry joe being angry joe is when Nintendo takes his sheckles.
4127
« on: November 02, 2015, 09:52:24 AM »
Sum up his review please
Spergs around complaining about things that were told to consumers months before launch and complains about the game length after playing on normal saying that it's the shortest campaign ever when it's actually about the same length as every other Halo campaign that's released on said difficulty. Also waaaaaaah no chief. His only legit criticism is the stupidity of the AI squad mates, something everyone from reviewers to the general playerbase has already made note of so once again he adds nothing to the conversation. On the multiplayer he was crying because people said he sucked and bitched about REQ packs for over 10 minutes. "I speak the truth that's all we do here" - Angry Joe on why he's correct. Also he spends like 5 minutes telling his fans that try and call him out on his shit as "a bunch of cock gargling fanboys".
4128
« on: November 02, 2015, 09:28:29 AM »
Joe is a fucking moron though.
Basically this. He has no fucking clue how games are made, how the industry works, or what kind of state it's in.
4129
« on: November 02, 2015, 02:59:27 AM »
This is what he have to look forward to when the MC retires.
4130
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:25:39 AM »
My American likes to hump peoples legs.
wat
4131
« on: November 01, 2015, 03:48:06 PM »
Your Skyrim character looks pleasing to look at. If not a little sad looking.
Too bad I uninstalled Skyrim so I can't give you the face data.
4132
« on: November 01, 2015, 12:24:26 PM »
Nice Cherry picking bro.
Looks fine from what I've seen.
4133
« on: November 01, 2015, 11:11:37 AM »
I get direct deposit so I can't show you my paycheck.
Who the fuck gets paid on a Saturday?
I use to get paid on Thursdays.
4134
« on: November 01, 2015, 11:06:08 AM »
4135
« on: November 01, 2015, 11:03:30 AM »
Das why...
You don't like your present?
You'll probably dig up some futa Ayako if I don't accept it.
I actually did think about making this thread in Anarchy first.
>____>
4136
« on: November 01, 2015, 11:02:21 AM »
Das why...
You don't like your present?
You'll probably dig up some futa Ayako if I don't accept it.
4137
« on: November 01, 2015, 10:59:57 AM »
Das why...
4138
« on: November 01, 2015, 10:56:15 AM »
I'm going to be honest, I don't even know who the authors are for over half of the books I own. I just pick up and read what I find to be interesting.
4139
« on: November 01, 2015, 10:42:52 AM »
Only PS4 game not available on XB1 that looks remotely interesting.
False
True
It's a timed exclusive, they'll release it to the xbone later on.
For marketing reasons it'll be PS4 and PC :DDDDDDDDD until a month or so post-launch.
Was there ever any confirmation on this?
4140
« on: November 01, 2015, 10:37:24 AM »
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