What's the deal with everyone's obsession with Tru?

Tru is like the fuckin mascot or some shit idk.

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 05, 2014, 08:43:22 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 05, 2014, 08:36:41 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 05, 2014, 08:24:06 PM

._. Kinder tried to rape Tru.

Failed

Hence the word tried.

Don't give me sass

Don't make me put you back in the sack.

Yu? Or Waifu? <.<
Or Kinderbueno >.>

._. Kinder tried to rape Tru.

lolnope
I just hed secks wit dat little loli

he ain't in no sack

yu lie

OP a shit.

I didn't. I saw the thumbnail and refused to click play.

Really?

Nobody noticed that OP is talking about Master Chief.

Oh sweet Jesus, it's been so long since I've seen him make one that he caught me off guard.

No, I drink to often to qualify for that shit.

I assume that if everything were kept stable (as in, remained under control of Britain), WW1 would be significantly shorter what with the British Empire being having larger production of armaments, and men. This could lead to the invention of the Tank never happening, or at least being delayed.


Germany might have been absorbed into the British Empire after WW1, leaving Russia out of this version of WW2 as Britain would have maintained the Tsar Monarchy (they aided them during the revolution in 1917/18, but ultimately failed due to lack of resources available. With this alternate timeline, resources aren't really a problem). Spain wouldn't have gone under control of Franco's fascism as his movement wouldn't have been supported by the Nazis, changing Spain as it came to be today seeing as Franco's regime finished by the 1980's I think. Israel wouldn't have been created because the Nazi's wouldn't have caused the Holocaust, and Palestine would still exist (though under British Rule).


Japan would still invade South East Asia however in the late 30's, leading Britain to declare war on them after an attack on Pearl Harbor (and the invasion of Hong Kong and Burma/Mayanmar and threatening India). Japan would ultimately lose and the war would be over, but again the war would be a shorter one (what with only one Axis power, Italy wouldn't stand against Britain in the first place). Perhaps the Nuclear bomb may not have been invented and produced as rapidly as it was, what with Japan being likely over-run and taken over.

At this point (late 1940's/1950's) Britain would be at it's peak. Allies with Tsar-ist Russia and a democratic Spain, France and Italy may feel threatened by Britain being practically a Mega-power, and we would have lost as a result:


-The Tank
-The Assault Rifle
-The Nuclear bomb
-Jet technology
-ICBM's
-The Moon Landing (and perhaps, the space race in general of the 50's/60's)
-The Jewish State of Israel
-The EU (as we know it. Might be Italy/France/Spain/Portugal)
-And probably a few other things.

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I re-iterate, this assumes complete stability. Many of the British Colonies could still have revolted at some point (e.g. The IRA in the 1920's, now add in the Bolsheviks, Spanish Fascists, various German groups such as Frei-Korps/KPD/SPD/Nazis, etc) and would change this outcome.

You're complete forgetting the fact that France, Russia, and Mexico all had territory in what is today the United States. The US purchased France and Russia's land and won Mexico's land from the Mexican-American war.

I read all of the books. They were average at best.

wat

I thought he was like 15 or something.

No shits given. She aint my waifu.

You are pretty

Spoiler

gay.

: (

Blame Yuno, everything was fine until he tried to claim Tru for himself.

You'll never see him again.

I'm willing to level with you, I'm starting to think that taking care of a loli is more trouble than it's worth, You can have Tru freely on three conditions,

1. Tru remains pure and uncorrupted. This means no heresy or lewdness.

2. You protect Tru from those who want Tru to marry them.

3. You let Tru wear the "My Little Commissar Can't Be This Cute!" outfit whenever he desires,