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The Flood / 50 Shades of Grey worse than Twilight?
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:15:45 AM »
I don't plan on watching the movie myself, but this review is hilarious.

Just when I thought we were done with all the Twilight shit, this movie trilogy is basically the same exact thing.

YouTube

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Gaming / Jono's Reviews: Need For Speed: Most Wanted
« on: February 10, 2015, 07:33:15 PM »
Well, its Tuesday and you know what that means! This week I couldn't decide whether to review either Most Wanted or Halo Wars. So I decided to review Most Wanted now and wait next week for Halo Wars. Here's a review for one of my favorite racing games of all time, Need For Speed: Most Wanted.




The game:
Need For Speed: Most Wanted is a racing game developed by EA Black Box and published under EA and was released in November 2005 for the PS2, Xbox, Gamecube, PC, Xbox 360,PSP, and Nintendo DS. This was also one of the launch titles for the Xbox 360, making it the first Need For Speed game to be released for the 7th generation consoles.

The Story:

You arrive to the city of Rockport in your BMW M3 GTR. You go around racing a few people when you get the attention of Razor and the cop Sgt. Cross, the game’s antagonists. Razor vows to beat you in a race and take your car. Sgt. Cross vows to end all racing period in Rockport and that includes you. After a few races, you end up racing Razor. Halfway through the race your car breaks down and Mia, who’s your best friend in the game, calls you to warn you but its too late. You end up losing and Razor takes your car. Sgt. Cross finds out about the race and puts you in jail. You get out and now you have to work your way to the top of the Blacklist to take on Razor and get your car back.

The Blacklist is a list of the best 15 racers in Rockport. Throughout the whole game you have to work your way up the list and take on each racer at a time to get to Razor. In order to challenge a Blacklist racer, you have to complete a series of races and complete these things called “Milestones” also. Milestones are challenges involving the police like breaking through a certain amount of roadblocks in a pursuit or evading the police in a certain amount of time. When you complete a Milestone, you get Bounty. Bounty is something you get during police pursuits. The higher the Bounty you have, the easier it is to go up the Blacklist. Get busted during a pursuit, and you will lose all your Bounty and records you got during that pursuit. Milestones and Races will progressively get more difficult as you go up the Blacklist. 

Once you complete the Race, Milestone, and Bounty requirements to challenge a Blacklist racer, you can race them. The races are a 1v1 between you and them and the types of races depends on their preferred styles of races. They can be 2 Circuit races or 2 Sprint races… sometimes it’ll be a Drag race or Circuit race. Some of these guys are really easy but some of them are actually challenging and will require you to be on your a-game. When you beat a Blacklist member, you take their spot on the list and you can choose 2 unique performance, visual, or body parts unlocks for your car. If you don’t want those, you can also choose the mystery items. Those can be either bonus cash, get-out-of-jail free cards, or the pink-slip to the Blacklist member’s car you just beat. If you and end up with their car, you are extremely lucky. I always went for Vic’s Toyota Supra and Ming’s Lamborghini Gallardo because those car’s performance stats are ridiculous as they are already maxed-out.

I enjoyed this story because you really want to beat Razor. He’s a dick and throughout the game he’ll send you voice messages, talking all kinds of trash to you and the people that help you. Sgt. Cross as well does the same. He tries to get into your head and make you feel like you stand no chance. Other people like Mia will always send you voice messages, giving you info about the Blacklist members you’re challenging, info about the cops, info about Razor, and checking up on you to see how you’re doing.

Gameplay:
Gameplay in this game plays just like the previous Need For Speed games but has its own unique style to it, making it feel different than the rest without drifting away from the core gameplay.


- The game has 32 cars to race with. It offers the tuner cars from Need For Speed: Underground 2 and brings back the super cars from Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2, giving the players all sorts of car styles to choose from instead of just one style. You can even stick with the car you pick at the very beginning to the very end if you wanted to. Every single car can be customized to however you want.

- Car customization is back and when you compare it to Underground 2, the options they give you are extremely limited. They removed a lot of options from the previous game. For car body mods you can’t customize your exhaust, side-mirrors, and headlights/taillights. For car visuals they removed the option to have more than 1 vinyl on your car as well as painting individual sections of your car like the brake calipers, hood, engine, exhaust, and side mirrors. For car specialty mods they removed most of it like adding neon lights, car stereo, spinners, and door mods. Some of these weren’t necessary to have but they were cool to add on. I dunno, it was just something that bugged me about this game, how it has less customization options than the previous game.

- The police are back from the Hot Pursuit-era Need For Speed games except this time they are smarter, deadlier, aggressive, and engage you in large numbers. You can hear the police talk and how they plan to stop you. I really enjoyed this as it added a ton of realism to the game. There are 6 levels of police, or Heat levels as the game calls it. The longer the pursuit, the more Heat you’ll get on your car that you are driving.

These are the Heat levels:

Your Heat level is displayed as a Flame above your mini-map


Heat Level 1 is the default level and it is the easiest as it is just city patrols that will try to pull you over. There will only be a little amount of cop cars going after you and if you are in a fast car, you can easily get away from them.
 
Heat Level 2 is when they start to begin acting aggressive. This is the Heat level that the police will start to use roadblocks to stop you. The cars are still easy to avoid however.

Heat Level 3 is when things spice up even more. The police will start to use Pontiac GTOs for police cars in order to keep up with you. Since it’s a new car, the car is much faster, heavier, and stronger overall than Heat 1 and Heat 2’s. Roadblocks are more frequent also. The cops will also begin to use Police Rhinos(SUVs) on you. They will hit you head-on if you aren’t paying attention.

Heat Level 4 is even worse. The police will being to start using spike-strips just as much as roadblocks. The police helicopter will also make an appearance and will begin to chase you for a limited time. The Police Rhinos are stronger and they will start to be the vehicles used in roadblocks. Heat Level 4 will be difficult for a new-player.

Heat Level 5 is the most dangerous Heat level to have. The cops start using Corvettes to try to catch you at super-high speeds and are the toughest cop cars in the game and they will appear in large numbers, sometimes up to 40-50 cars. Spike-strips and roadblocks are even more frequent now. The helicopter will attempt to attack your car in open areas. Sgt. Cross will even make an appearance sometimes and gives out special orders to the police in order to stop you.

Heat Level 6 is the scariest level of police to have and you only acquire it once during the whole game and that’s in the ending. Police Rhinos engage you like normal cop cars, the police helicopter almost never goes away, and I swear you will see a roadblock or spike-strip every 10 seconds or so. Even if you only get this Heat level once, it was still almost impossible to get away from these guys.

- The way to get away from the police are Pursuit Breakers. Pursuit Breakers are scenery scattered around the world you can wreck into and the object you crash into will destroy any nearby police car for you. These are extremely helpful for you if you have a large amount of Bounty you want to keep. Once the cops lose sight of you, you enter a “Cooldown” mode. Once the Cooldown meter is full, you have successfully evaded the pursuit. You can also find a Hiding Spot to get the Cooldown meter to go faster.

- The race types in this game are what you expect in a NFS game. There’s Circuit, Sprint, Drag, and Lap Knockout. Two other game modes they added were Speedtrap and Tollbooth. Speedtrap is like Sprint but there are “speedtraps” around the track that record your speed when you drive past them. The speed adds up and the racer with the most speed recorded is the winner. Tollbooth is sorta like a Checkpoint-system race but instead of Checkpoints, you try to reach each tollbooth as fast as you can.

Extra Content:
There’s this game mode called Challenge Series and its around 70 or so random police pursuit challenges and tollbooth races. They get progressively more difficult as you do more. I never finished the Challenge Series. I got to 60 I think and that’s where I drew the line because the challenge that I had to do was extremely difficult. If you beat Challenge Series, you unlock some bonus cars for you to use.

For the single-player there’s a thing called a Rap Sheet. You can look at all of your police chase records there as well as the other Blacklist member’s records. There’s even a Rankings leaderboard for All-Time and Single Pursuit records. I got number 1 in both lists for every category.

Here’s my best pursuit records:
Spoiler



Graphics:

The graphics in this game were phenomenal for its time. It looks miles-ahead better than the previous game Underground 2 and looked better  than other games in its time. The car textures were so beautifully made and everything else in the game looks great. I think it’s the best looking game on the old Xbox and PS2 by far. Even though its heavily outdated by today’s standards, they did a great job at making the game look really realistic back in 2005.

Soundtrack:
The soundtrack is amazing. Need For Speed games from 2001-2005 were known for having exceptional soundtracks to listen to while gaming. The soundtrack goes well with the theme of the game. Go ahead and give them a listen if you'd like. This game introduced me to bands like Disturbed and Avenged Sevenfold when I was younger.

Now this is racing music:
Spoiler
YouTube

They even made a OST separately for police chases and it fits the mood just perfect:
Spoiler
YouTube

Final Verdict:
To most fans of the Need For Speed series, this was the last good NFS game. After this game, the series went downhill super-fast. After Most Wanted was when the NFS franchise started to become obsolete and not enjoyable anymore. I agree with them because in my opinion, this was the last good NFS game. I don’t know what happened to this series… I’m still shocked that the series is still going somehow.

I give Need For Speed: Most Wanted an 8.5/10. It’s a fun game with a great single-player, the police make the game more challenging, and overall its just a great driving experience. This game as well as Hot Pursuit 2 and Underground 2 are my favorite racing games of all time.

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The Flood / Got done watching Starship Troopers
« on: February 10, 2015, 02:09:07 AM »
Since its on Netflix I decided to watch it. I watched only parts of it many years ago when I was younger. It watched it on TV back then so this was finally the time I was able to watch the movie in its entirety.

Its was so cheesy and I loved it.

And god damn that bug that kills Dizzy. She was hot.

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The Flood / Straight Outta Compton movie trailer
« on: February 09, 2015, 02:21:30 AM »
Oh hell yeah, I can't wait for this.

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Gaming / Favorite Smash Bros characters?
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:01:59 AM »
Zero Suit Samus/Samus are my best characters. Link is up there too as well as Dankey Kang and Bowser.

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The Flood / Brian Williams is a God among men
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:00:35 AM »
HOW THE HELL DOES HE DO IT??!!






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The Flood / Holy shit
« on: February 06, 2015, 01:54:38 AM »
I was walking past the toy room where my nephews play and one of the toys turns on by itself and starts making noise. I went into the room and wondered how the hell it turned on. There was nothing there to make it turn on and do that.

Then as I left the room and walked down the hallway, the toy said "Bye bye!"

I went back, picked it up and turned if off. If it still somehow makes a noise, I'm smashing it into a million pieces.

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The Flood / What do?
« on: February 04, 2015, 12:30:14 AM »
I took my dog outside so he can take a shit and piss everywhere.

While I was outside there was a guy down the street, standing in front of a house. He didn't move at all.

I looked over to him a couple times but I couldn't tell if he was looking back.

What do?

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The Flood / Grand Moff Tarkin
« on: February 03, 2015, 05:27:03 PM »
The man was a boss. He was the only person in the Empire who didn't seem to be afraid of Darth Vader.

Too bad he didn't listen and get off the Death Star.


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News / Jono's Reviews: Injustice: Gods Among Us
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:14:33 PM »
Hello everybody! For today's review I decided to keep it a little modern this time around. The game I will be reviewing today is Injustice: Gods Among Us.



The game:
Injustice: Gods Among Us is a fighting game created by Netherrealm Studios and was published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment in April 2013 for the PS3, Xbox 360, PC, Wii U, and PC. The game would later get a ported over to the PS4 in November 2013. The game is based upon the fictional universe of DC comics.

The Story:

In an alternate reality, Superman gets tricked by the Joker into destroying Metropolis and killing Lois Lane and Superman’s unborn son. Superman finally snaps and kills the Joker. This makes Superman form the Regime and declare a new world order. Some of the superheroes and villains are forced to side with Superman and some, like Batman, don’t like the whole Regime idea. Batman forms the Insurgency and their plan is to stop the Regime Superman from taking over their universe and our universe. Batman, with the help of the Justice League from the “good” reality, vow to stop the evil Regime Superman from taking over both realities.

The story is separated into chapters. There are 12 chapters total and you will switch from various characters to play as such as Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and Deathstroke. Some characters you will play more than once in different chapters, like Batman. You will play as him the most in the story. What I liked about this story was how it was basically felt like an episode/movie of the TV show, Justice League. I love that show and I recommend it to everyone. What I didn’t like about the single player was how short it was. You can literally beat the single-player in just a few hours if you wanted to. And the story is okay at best, but its something you will forget about over time. The story in this game is something you play through once and don’t go back to it.

One thing they added in the story were these little quick-time event mini-games that you will go through every once in a while. For example, when you’re playing as Green Arrow, Solomon Grundy is coming towards you and the camera switches to a first-person mode and you shoot him and the objects he throws at you with arrows. That was the best one because that was the only mini-game that didn’t have quick-time events as you actually had to be fast and aim correctly. The stupidest one was when you’re playing as the good Superman and you blast like 30 cars that Black Adam is throwing at you. He’s grabbing them off the highway, with people inside by the way, and you’re blasting through them with your Heat Vision murdering everybody inside the vehicles. You’re the good Superman… killing innocent people… just to get to Black Adam.

The game ends hinting at a sequel but I don’t know if that is going to happen anytime soon. Netherrealm is currently making Mortal Kombat X and will most likely stick with that since Mortal Kombat is their main game. If there were to be an Injustice 2, it may not come out for a while.

Gameplay:
Before you say “Oh its just a MK vs. DC/MK9 reskin” I can tell you that thankfully it is not. It has similarities but they are not the same game.

These are the heroes and villains you get to play as in the game:

Heroes
1. The Flash
2. Nightwing
3. Batman
4. Cyborg
5. Green Arrow
6. Superman
7. Raven
8. Wonder Woman
9. Aquaman
10. Hawkgirl
11. Green Lantern
12. Shazam
13. Batgirl
14. Martian Manhunter
15. Zatanna

Villains
1. The Joker
2. Harley Quinn
3. Solomon Grundy
4. Lex Luthor
5. Catwoman
6. Deathstroke
7. Ares
8. Killer Frost
9. Doomsday
10. Sinestro
11. Black Adam
12. Bane
13. Lobo
14. General Zod
15. Scorpion

Keep in mind that Batgirl, Zatanna, Martian Manhunter, Scorpion, Lobo, and General Zod are DLC characters.

You also get to see cameos of other DC characters in the backgrounds of the maps like Scarecrow, Killer Croc, The Riddler, Captain Atom, and Gorilla Grodd.




- Every character has their own unique character power that they can use during a fight to help them gain an edge over their opponent. For example, Superman gains a damage boost and a armor boost for a short time. Batman can call mechanical bats to fly by his side and send them to attack his opponent. After you use your power, you will have to wait a short time before you can use it again.

- The game has interactive maps as it has Stage Transitions. If you get your opponent next to the edge of the map and hit them with a heavy attack, you activate the Stage Transition and send them flying through all types of danger taking a huge chunk of their health away. Every character can do this. Even sweet, little Harley Quinn can send a behemoth like Doomsday through one of these Stage Transitions.

This is what a Stage Transition looks like:
Spoiler
YouTube

- There are also interactive objects in the stages as well. If your character has super-strength, you can pick up objects like barrels/rocks/cars/etc. and throw them at your opponent. Characters that don’t have super-strength like the Joker use gadgets on these objects. The Joker can plant bombs on these objects and the shrapnel from the explosions can hit your opponent. I liked this as it keeps the game balanced whether your character has super-strength or not.

- You and your opponent have 2 health bars. Its not like Mortal Kombat how after each round your health resets back to full. You have to be more conservative in this game about your health.

- Once you get to your second health bar, you can initiate this thing called a Clash. Both characters share some words and then they charge at each other. If you start and win a Clash, you do extra damage to your opponent. If you didn’t start a Clash and win, you gain some health back. The way to win a Clash is to bet your Super Meter. The larger the amount you bet before a Clash, the better your chances are of winning it. If nobody has enough power in the Super Meter to bet in the Clash, it will end up in a tie and nothing happens.

Here's a video on how the Clash system works
Spoiler
YouTube

- Every character has a Super Meter and Super Power. You raise your Super Meter by getting hit/ doing combos/blocking/etc. When your Super Meter is full you can pull off your character’s Super Power and have a chance to do some insane damage to your opponent if you can land it. I just wish that every character had more than just one Super Power however. It would have been so cool to see at least 3 for each.

Here is a video of every character's Super Power
Spoiler
YouTube

- If you forget how to do a combo or special attack, you can tag them in the Moves list and they will appear on-screen for you during gameplay. Saves you the trouble from constantly pausing the game to go to the Moves list.

Graphics:
The game’s graphics are exceptionally well done. The backgrounds look beautiful and character models are pretty neat. If I have one complaint about this game, its that why are most of the female characters so ugly? I mean, you look at Wonder Woman and she has the face of a man. Raven’s face is even worse! Zatanna looks okay but not that great. Killer Frost is alright but could be better. I would say that Hawkgirl looks the best, mainly because of her body but she always has her helmet on. Catwoman in her Arkham City skin I would say is the best looking female character in the game.

I mean... just look at Raven. She's so god damn ugly. Can we trade this Raven for the Teen Titans Raven? Please?


Soundtrack:
There’s not much to say about the soundtrack. You will mainly hear only one song and that’s the main theme. There’s music that plays in the stages but you will barely hear the music with all the chaos that’s happening.

This is the main them if you want to give it a listen:
Spoiler
YouTube

Extra Content:

This game offers its fair share of content to unlock. The way you unlock things depends on how you play or Cards you achieve when you rank up.

- You have a Title/Emblem that you can set similar to how CoD does it. If you go to the Bonus Features in the main menu, you can set it there. The way you unlock titles and emblems depends on how well you play the game. For example, if you win 10 matches with any character you unlock their logo to use for an emblem.

- You gain EXP for winning, doing combos, Super Moves, Stage Transitions, etc. and you rank up. The highest I got to was Level 55 I think. I don’t know how much Levels there are but there is an achievement to get to Level 100. The more you rank up, the more Cards you get to have to unlock stuff in the Hall of Justice.

- Speaking of the Hall of Justice, that’s where you go to unlock things like Skins, Concept Art, Music, Double XP time, and Stage Interactions. There’s also Character Bios of every single character that you can read. You can also look at their Endings when you beat Classic Ladder and look at their character models there. I just wish there were Skins from the Justice League TV show. That would have been cool.

- There is a gamemode called S.T.A.R. Labs which are basically minigames for every character to do. There’s sooo much challenges to do in that game mode. Some of them are really unique and fun, like there’s one where you get to play as Catwoman’s cat Isis and you have to jump over infrared lasers and evade security. I haven’t played all of them yet but they are fun. If you can manage to get 3 stars in all of the challenges then you are a god.

- The only way to unlock a character’s ending is to beat Classic Ladder on Normal or higher. It’s the same as Mortal Kombat’s ladder where you beat 9 fighters then take on Shao Kahn. Here it’s the same except you fight Regime Superman and he has double health and double damage. Beat him and you unlock your character’s ending. Some of the Endings are pretty lame but some are cool. I would say though that Harley Quinn’s ending was totally unexpected like wow, I can’t believe she would do that.

- Online Multiplayer is pretty cool. They brought back King of the Hill from MK9 for this game and it plays pretty much the same. There are also daily challenges that you can do to get bonus exp. Other than that the multiplayer is pretty solid and almost never lags.

Final Verdict:
This game is so much better than MK vs DC but is it better than MK9? Not really. There are still some issues with this game that the developers missed. For instance, there’s no Tag Team mode. That was one of the best features added to MK9 because you can play with a friend co-op and go up the Ladder. That is something that should have been in Injustice because you can have the Justice League vs Lex Luthor and his gang or something like that.

I give Injustice: Gods Among Us an 8/10. It’s a solid fighting game and if you are a fan of DC you will love the game.

I would have given the game a higher score if it had Tag Team.

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The Flood / Best YouTuber of all time
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:27:24 PM »
I particularly enjoy HuskyStarcraft

But that fucker needs to stop playing The Boring Dead and do more Bronze League Heroes videos.

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The Flood / mfw you realize you're gonna die without water any minute now
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:52:20 AM »

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The Flood / Emma Watson is overrated
« on: January 28, 2015, 09:16:16 PM »
She's not even that attractive at all.

Who else agrees?

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The Flood / Have you ever been to the beach?
« on: January 28, 2015, 01:49:02 AM »
I live about an hour and a half away from the coast. I'll go there with family every once in a while.

I love going there because of the weather.

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News / Jono's Reviews: Tony Hawk's Underground
« on: January 27, 2015, 03:08:56 PM »
Hello everybody! Hope you're all having a great Tuesday wherever you may be. Today I will be doing my third review on Tony Hawk's Underground.




The game:
Tony Hawk’s Underground or THUG is a skating-adventure game that was released in 2003 for the PS2, Xbox, Gamecube, and Gameboy Advance. It was created by Neversoft, a developer under Activision and this game was the 5th installment in the Tony Hawk series. This was also the first Tony Hawk game to not have the words “Pro Skater” in its title like the previous 4 games. This was the game that Neversoft decided to do things differently for the series gameplay wise and single-player wise.

The Story:

This was the first Tony Hawk game to have a story included in its single-player. Instead of picking a pro and doing goals per level like in the previous games, you create your own character and you go through a story that takes you all over the world in becoming a world-famous professional skateboarder. For the first game to have a story, I thought it was pretty neatly done and it was cool how they approached this game differently than the previous games. They did a good job changing things up while still keeping the core-nature of a Tony Hawk game. You will feel attached to your character and you’ll hate some people you meet on the way, especially Eric Sparrow. He’s easily the biggest douche in video game history and that is a fact.

I thought it was cool how you can either play as a guy or girl for the story mode but when you play through it you can tell that they didn’t adjust the dialogue for the gender you’re playing as. NPCs will still call you “bro” or “dude” or “man” if you’re playing as a girl, also the guy and girl have the same lines of dialogue throughout the whole game. I wished this was different so you can get 2 separate experiences while playing the story mode based on the gender of your character but sadly that is not there. However you are free to customize your character in any way you want. The customization options this game features for creating a character is ridiculous. There are tons of different ways to customize your player from clothes, shoes, hair, body height, body weight, and so much more. This game has face-mapping technology so you can take a picture of your face and put it on the character.

To progress through the story, you have to complete Goals by talking to NPCs. They will tell you to do just about anything from getting a certain amount of points in a limited time, collecting items, do a set of tricks, or get access to certain areas. Some of these Goals can be fun to do but sometimes you’ll be telling yourself “Do I really have to do this?” These Goals will differ from difficulty. If you fail a Goal you can always restart it. You press pause then go to “Retry Last Goal” and you will immediately start that goal again. Keep in mind that you don’t have to do every Goal in a level but there will be some Goals that you will have to do without a choice.

Graphics:

The graphics are pretty good and improves a lot from the previous game, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4. Player textures are better, level textures are more polished and pretty to look at, level backgrounds have better textures, and NPCs look better than ever before. Its not the best looking PS2/Xbox/Gamecube game but it still looks good.

Gameplay:

- This is the first Tony Hawk game that allows the player to get off their board. At any time while skating you can get off your board and run around on foot. This allows the players to get to certain areas faster and easier than skating to them. While on foot your character can jump, double jump, climb ladders, grab ledges, and shimmy on ledges. It’s done well in this game and there will be times when you have to get off your board in order to do certain things. You can even link skating combos while on foot but you need to do it quickly or else you’ll lose it.

- The camera angle in the Tony Hawk games is done exceptionally well and this game doesn’t disappoint. The camera will angle up perfectly to any jump, grind, or manual you are doing. You will have little to no problems at all fighting with the camera.

- Neversoft added tons of new tricks in this game while altering the ones already there. For example, some tricks that were Special Tricks in previous games are now regular tricks. My favorite addition they added were the Manual tricks. You can do Handstand, Pogo, Truckstand, Casper, Anti-Casper and my personal favorite, Spacewalk. All of these were Special Tricks in the previous games but now every character can do them which is nice. You can also change the tricks that every character can do. If you want to give a special manual trick or add/remove tricks to Tony Hawk or Bam Margera you can do that.

- The levels in this game are massive and there is a great variety in them to choose from. There are 9 levels you can play on, varying from New Jersey to Hawaii to a KISS concert in Australia. They really pushed the console’s limit while making these levels. Each level provides just about anything you can grind, jump, or ramp off of. My personal favorite in this game is Manhattan because its huge and there’s just so much areas to skate around in.

- At some points in the game you will get to drive a vehicle of some sort. The driving in this game is terrible and thank god it isn’t all that important to do either. You can’t do tricks or get points while driving a vehicle so there really isn’t any point in driving them.

- Acid Drop, Wallplant, Caveman, and Hip Transfer were added in this game to help players link combos or gain more speed. Acid Drop is used to dive straight into a ramp from a high position to gain speed, Wallplant is used to bounce off of a wall so you can continue a combo, Caveman is used on foot to jump back on your skateboard, and Hip Transfer is jumping from ramp-to-ramp at certain angles. These can be performed by every skater in the game and they help out a ton to rack up points and chain ridiculous combos.

- This game has 4 difficulties. Too Easy, Easy, Normal, and Sick are the names of the difficulty modes. I play on Sick and it makes the game more challenging and fun.

- The max players you can play split-screen with is 4. There are a lot of different game modes to play. One new gamemode is called Fireball Fight. Everytime you do a kickflip, your character shoots out a fireball. This game mode had provided many laughs over the years because of how funny it looks when a huge fireball comes flying out of your guy. The classic modes like Trick Attack, Graffiti, HORSE, CTF, and King of the Hill are all still there.


Extra Content:

This game offers TONS of extra and hidden content. It offers these modes: Create a Skater, Create a Park, Create a Goal, Create a Trick, and Create a Deck.
- Create a Skater lets you create your own custom skater.
- Create a Park lets you create the skatepark of your dreams with easily and flexible tools so anybody can create things. I like to compare this mode with Halo’s Forge mode because they are almost exactly the same thing.
- Create a Goal lets you create your own custom made Goals and integrate them into the game levels. With this you can even make your own Story Mode if you wanted to. You type what the NPCs say to you before you make the goal.
- Create a Trick lets you create that awesome trick you always wanted or alter tricks already made. You can make how fast you move in a trick, do all kinds of flips/rotations, and how much points its worth.
- Create a Deck lets you make your own skateboard with your own colors, stickers etc. and you can use that board whenever you’d like.

There is also a lot of hidden skaters to unlock. My favorites are Iron Man and Gene Simmons from KISS. You get Iron Man for beating the game on Easy and Gene Simmons for beating the game on Sick. They both get their own special tricks to do and they’re awesome.

In the Options menu, you can change the color of the menus in the game as well as the player’s HUD. If you want everything red, you can do that. I thought this was pretty cool because not that many games let you customize the menus or HUD.

There are 2 types of hidden objects to find in this game. There’s Tapes and then there is Maps.
If you find the Tapes, you unlock cutscenes of real life skateboarders failing hard and other types of developer-made videos. The Maps are floating pictures of iconic levels from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2. Those levels are Venice, School II, and Hangar. Once you collect those pictures those maps are playable. They have been upgraded graphic wise thanks to the PS2’s improved engine over the PS1s/N64s.

In the Hotter than Hell level(It’s a big KISS concert in Australia) there are the letters K, I, S, and S. If you jump up and touch all of those letters, it turns to night and the band comes out and performs some songs before going away. Doing this also unlocks a video of a KISS concert that you can watch in the Options menu.

This game has cheat codes. Some examples are Perfect Manual, Moon Gravity(personal favorite), Perfect Rail, and Always Special. You can toggles these on/off at any time.

Soundtrack:
The soundtrack is this game is awesome. Chad Muska did a great job at getting all of these songs in the game. The soundtrack offers so much variety in music its insane. Go ahead and give it a listen, this soundtrack is so good and it helped influence my taste in music when I was younger. You got everything here from punk to classic rock to hip-hop. There’s around 70+ songs here to listen to and they're all worth it.

There's nearly 4 hours of good music here:

Part 1
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Part 2
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Part 3
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Final Verdict:
Tony Hawk’s Underground is the ultimate skateboarding game with so much to do in it. This game has enough content to last you for a long time. To this day this is my all-time favorite Tony Hawk game because its just done so well and its still enjoyable to play. This is arguably the best Tony Hawk game in the series with Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 as the 2nd best. As for the Underground games, this was always the one I came back to. Underground 2 was okay, but it doesn't have that same feel to it as this one does.

Tony Hawk’s Underground easily gets a 9/10 for being a great game with little faults in it. If you were a PS2, Xbox, or Gamecube owner and this game wasn’t part of your library, you have serious issues as you truly missed out on a spectacular game.

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Gaming / Protoss Zealot vs Elite Zealot
« on: January 26, 2015, 04:04:48 PM »
This is a battle I've always wanted to see due to how similar they both are.

I think the Protoss Zealot would win due to his superior plasma shields, armor, and speed but I think the Elite could put up a decent fight because the Energy Sword is a deadly weapon.



Who do you think will win?

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Gaming / Why is Mass Effect 1 the best Mass Effect?
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:41:11 PM »
Why is it so good?

I know the gameplay is a little clunky, but its not exactly that terrible as people make it out to be.

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Gaming / Which game is worse?
« on: January 24, 2015, 02:12:10 AM »
T4R

Rambo: The Video Game is a arcade rail-shooter that you can beat in 2 hours with PS2 graphics.

Ride to Hell is a game considered to be one of the worst games ever created because its just... ugh

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Serious / Mother outraged at "satanic symbol" on school bus
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:35:49 PM »
I guess you can say that this bus is going on the...

*puts on sunglasses*

Highway to Hell
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http://fox40.com/2015/01/22/mother-outraged-at-satanic-symbol-in-school-bus-brake-lights/

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A Tennessee parent is upset after she says she saw a “satanic” pentagram on a school bus.

The mom told WMC she snapped a photo of the brake light on a Durham School Services bus in Cordova.

“Anyone who fears a God, if not God and Jesus Christ, should be outraged,” said the mother, who was not identified because she is reportedly receiving death threats after sharing the photo on social media.

The mother says it’s appalling the brake lights are shaped like a pentagram.

“If you can’t put a cross on there, you can’t put a pentagram on it,” she said.

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The Flood / "Sith Lords are our speciality"
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:32:09 AM »
*proceeds to get knocked out by Count Dooku*

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News / Jono's Reviews: Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:59:12 PM »
Happy Tuesday everybody! Today I will be reviewing a special game.



The game:
Battle For Bikini Bottom is an action-adventure sandbox platformer based on the Nickelodeon cartoon show. The game released in 2003 for the PS2, Xbox, Gameboy Advance, Game Cube, and PC and it was created by Heavy Iron Studios, a developer under THQ. The PC version however is different and it was developed by AWE Games. The GBA version is also different and it was developed by Vicarious Visions. I will talk about the console version since that is the most liked and most popular version of the game.


The Story:



The main antagonist of this game is you guessed it, Plankton. He’s up to no good again only this time he has created an army of robots to help him steal the Krabby Patty Formula. Plankton however messed up designing the robot’s minds, as they do whatever they want instead of listening to Plankton. They are all over Bikini Bottom causing destruction and now it’s up to Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy to save the day.

This game is like playing through an episode of the show but much longer, kinda like a TV special or something and it’s fun to play through. You will journey across all of Bikini Bottom and get to go to some iconic locations from the show such as Rock Bottom, Goo Lagoon, and my personal favorite, the Mermalair. There are even a few original level designs in this game that are pretty well done such as the Flying Dutchman’s Graveyard and Spongebob’s Dream. Each level’s length is pretty long and will take some time to complete everything in them for anyone who wants to 100% the game. The humor in this game is basically the same from the show. Since it was during Spongebob’s golden era, expect to hear some iconic references like “Hey look! It’s a Giraffe!” from Patrick. I’m sad to say you won’t hear “My leg!” in this game.

The street where Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward live serves as a hub-level. You can unlock different parts of this hub-level like the street to Sandy’s dome and Shady Shoals Rest Home and eventually the street to the Chum Bucket and Krusty Krab. You can go inside all of these buildings.

As for characters you encounter, most of them from the show appear in this game. Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Gary, King Neptune, The Flying Dutchman, and even Bubble Buddy are in this game. The only downside is that Mermaid Man and Mr. Krabs both have different voice actors in this game but the voice actors for the rest of the characters are all the same ones from the show. They will help Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy on their journey to save Bikini Bottom in any way they can. I was surprised that they didn’t have Plankton’s computer wife Karen in this game since she’s kind of a robot herself in a way and kind of a big character in the show.

Gameplay:



- In this game you will mainly be platforming. Not that many games that are similar to BFBB do a great job at doing this but this game does it exceptionally great. The camera won’t be an issue as it will adjust to whatever you are doing. However for some reason, you can’t seem to control the camera in boss battles because the camera will always have you be focused on the boss you are fighting.

- You will either play as Spongebob, Patrick, or Sandy depending on the level. You are not allowed to have all 3 characters in the same level unfortunately. Each play differently so it doesn’t feel like you’re playing the same character just with a different skin. For example, Spongebob and Sandy can’t pick up objects/robots to throw but Patrick can. Spongebob and Patrick can’t glide across long distances but Sandy can. The way you switch characters is to find a bus stop and you quickly switch between them. You will always find a bus stop to switch characters so you won’t get stuck on some parts.

- The enemies in the game are robots. There is a big variety on robots to fight. There is about 15 different robot types I believe. Each has their own strengths and weaknesses. For example, there is robot that has a shield around him that’s strong but once you break it his armor is super weak. I like how every time you first encounter a new robot type, there’s a short cutscene of that robot terrorizing civilians and basically showing off its weapons. Its hilarious. The cool thing is that once you destroy a robot, its file will appear in the Police Station’s database. You can go there and read the descriptions on the robots. The robot that is the scariest is the Sleeping Robot. If you make too much noise near him, he furiously wakes up and starts blasting you with his laser. The most annoying robot is the "Chuck" robot. He flies and throws missiles at you from long distances and will screw you up when you are platforming.

- The health in this game is Underwear… yes, Underwear. It may sound silly but this is the Health in this game. You start out with 3 pairs of Underwear but you can upgrade it to 6 pairs if you find the all of the hidden Gold Underwear pairs in the Bikini Bottom hub-level. Sometimes your character will say something funny when they pick up Underwear, like Sandy will say “Ew… can’t believe I’m wearing Spongebob’s underwear.” Its great.

- You need to collect 3 things in this game: Shiny Objects, Socks, and Golden Spatulas. Shiny Objects is the currency of the game and you will have to collect them in order to buy things or feed them to a clam to unlock some parts of a level. Socks are hidden throughout each level and for every 10 you bring back to Patrick, he will give you a Golden Spatula. Golden Spatulas are what you need in order to unlock other levels in the game. In order to access the Chum Bucket Lab(which is the final level), you need to get 75 Golden Spatulas I believe. Getting Golden Spatulas varies from doing all sorts of different objectives. You don’t have to get every single Golden Spatula in the game so if you get stuck trying to get one, you can always come back to try to get it again later. If for some reason you can’t get a Golden Spatula, you can always buy them from Mr. Krabs but since he loves money, he will ask for a lot.

Here is a picture of everything on the screen at once. Pressing R2 or R will bring up all of these for a few seconds for you to see. The item on the bottom-left will differ from level to level because those are quest items.
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- Spongebob is the main character so he gets the benefit of gaining new attacks as the game progresses. My favorite attack of his is the Cruise Bubble. It’s a bubble that acts as a guided missile and you can control it for about 6 seconds before it blows up. One downside of the game is that Sandy and Patrick don’t get additional attacks as the game goes on like Spongebob does. Another downside is that you can’t upgrade the attacks to make them do more damage.

- Believe it or not this game has Fast Travel. Pull up the Pause menu at any time in any location and you can fast travel to any level you have unlocked so far. You can be in the middle of a big battle and you can still fast travel out of there to another place, even right in the middle of a boss battle too.

- Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy can’t swim so you have to avoid any type of water you can.

Graphics:



The graphics in this game are cartoony, as they should be. This is one of the most colorful games I think I have ever played. The devs did a great job at making this game look familiar to the show while adding their own touch to it as well. As for the skybox, you see the flowers in the sky just like you do in the show. What I really like about this game is the amount of detail they put into the backgrounds. You can see Sand Mountain in the distance from basically anywhere and you can see the tall buildings of Downtown Bikini Bottom also. One of my favorite places to go is the Sea Needle. You can literally see every playable area from up there; even though they are low-res it’s still cool to see them there.

Soundtrack:
Believe it or not, this game actually has a pretty good OST for a licensed game. And yes, the famous Spongebob Theme Song is there and it plays in the main menu. There are some gems worth listening to in here. Listening to some of these songs gives me vibes from other games, especially the Chum Bucket Lab song. You listen to these songs and you say “There’s no way this type of music is playing right now.” In a licensed game, you would expect the soundtrack to be generic and easily forgettable but that’s not the case with this game. They actually went out and made a legitimate OST for this game.

This one would have to be my favorite from the whole game
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Another good one
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Fits perfectly fighting the giant Sandy Robot in the Poseidome
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Extra Content:



As for extra content, there’s really not a whole lot to unlock. There’s an Extras menu but it just shows trailers for other licensed THQ games that were around at the time like Tak and the Power of Juju. There’s a movie theater in the game that plays a slideshow of concept art for the game, but getting into the movie theater costs 40,000 Shiny Objects. Kind of a waste if you ask me.

Final Verdict:
This is a damn good game and seriously one of the most underrated games of all time. For a licensed game based on a tv show/movie, it’s probably one the best ones out there along with Spider-Man 2. Anybody will like this game when they play it. You don’t need to be a fan of the show to enjoy this amazing game. I hope that one day this game will get a HD remaster or something so people who missed out on it can finally play it and enjoy it.

Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom easily gets a 9.5/10 for successfully delivering in every category.

I would have given it a perfect 10/10 if it had some sort of co-op play.

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The Flood / Imagine a movie with all these characters
« on: January 20, 2015, 03:08:33 AM »
How awesome would it be if we get a video game live-action movie(That's actually good) with all of these characters in it?


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Gaming / This should have been GTA 5's map
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:43:22 AM »
When I saw the very first trailer for GTA 5, I envisioned the map to be incredibly huge with tons of different types of terrain and things to explore.

What we have now is okay, but I think it should have been even bigger with more towns, forests, and desert.

Here's a fan-made map for GTA 5:

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The Flood / Halp
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:22:37 AM »
Problem temporarily solved

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The Flood / Disco Inferno
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:42:49 AM »
BURN BABY BURN
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The Flood / Problem solved
« on: January 17, 2015, 03:25:35 AM »
Its working now

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The Flood / How are the Tomb Raider movies?
« on: January 17, 2015, 03:03:56 AM »
Are they any good?

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Gaming / The CoD World at War map "Asylum"
« on: January 16, 2015, 05:44:08 PM »
So I've always heard rumors of this map being haunted so I decided to check it out.

I'm playing on the map right now and the rumors are right.

You can hear voices of men repeating the same thing in an unknown language, a woman gasping for breath, footsteps, and a couple women crying all throughout the inside of the level. This is kinda creepy and cool at the same time since I've never heard this before in this level.

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The Flood / Have you ever had annoying neighbors?
« on: January 15, 2015, 03:04:33 PM »
A few years back this family down the street would play spanish music obnoxiously loud from 10am-10pm everyday. The worst part about it was that some of the guys would get mics and start singing along with the music. I felt like everybody in the neighborhood was slowly getting tortured or something. They finally moved away and were never heard from again. I was so happy when I saw the moving van outside their house that day.

Too bad I didn't have one of these to blow up all their stereo equipment
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Gaming / NEW Battlefront leaked footage!
« on: January 15, 2015, 03:53:05 AM »
I'm so excited for this game now!!

I'm so happy they brought back the Heroes and Villains for Mos Eisley. That was my favorite mode to play on Battlefront 2.

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