i have a shrine in the corner of my attic dedicated to verbatim

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shit like this is how you get wireless bluetooth led headlights

basically some chinese are asking me for advice on some true wireless bluetooth earbuds because i buy audio equipment and stuff on amazon

what should i tell them that it needs

(be funny)

Quote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on August 11, 2019, 06:49:12 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 11, 2019, 06:42:36 AM

yeah, it'll go out in two minutes so just wait there if you're unsure of the car's make to be safe.

wtf who decided this

they couldn’t decide if they wanted the lights on or off

It's kinda like how my car left the headlights on for half a minute after you got out of the car for whatever reason until I disabled that shit, so you don't trip in your driveway in the dark i guess.

lol engineers

you know when you’re walking through a parking lot and you see the reverse lights on a car so you give it some distance in case it backs up?

well if that car is a chevy it probably just means it’s in park because chevrolet is dumb and they made the reverse lights come on when their cars are in park

built some Minecraft servers

mfw (my face when) someone asks how much my keyboard costs and i realize it was $400

Quote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on August 04, 2019, 05:15:25 PM

s k e t c h y   n i g h t s ™

basically an srt-6 (supercharged) with a bunch of bolts on and a tune

zips and rips

Spoiler

Seeing a Chrysler among Mustangs and tuners I must turn some heads I bet

yeah no one races it at first and then suddenly everyone wants to line up

pretty fun sleeper build and overall a really balanced car

s k e t c h y   n i g h t s ™

basically an srt-6 (supercharged) with a bunch of bolts on and a tune

zips and rips

Sup faggots. I'm here to do your cable and then fuck your wife.



I haven't driven my own car since like, october, shit's not even inspected anymore. Battery is stone dead I don't feel like climbing in to the trunk from the rear seat to remove it. So sad. rip harambewagon

wow so you're basically larry the cable guy at this point

I am a 27 year old man, but from the age of 15-16 I really have the strong desire to become a helicopter. I am really frustrated and irritated by This boring male life, I want to become a beautiful helicopter, and wish  to become a guardian of Two helis.i want to live life as a helicopter. Helicopters are superior than men. I want to be helicopter forever.

amazing how the only car that won’t be a blatant ripoff in terms of pricing will be this

sup gamers 

are we going to have a big halo pc gangbang or what