Quote from: ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᶰᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ on September 14, 2016, 11:18:53 PM

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*~ murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*

This is why Hussie killed Nepeta.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m1EeAgCnECo

god you guys are fucking nerds

Quote from: Jive Turkey on September 11, 2016, 04:05:19 PM

Quote from: Winy on September 11, 2016, 03:28:58 PM

I can't dance at things like that because the music is fucking terrible.

Didn't realize I had a dancer inside of me until I went to this crazy EDM show with a dubstep artist I really like, then I went fucking hard and haven't done anything like it since. You just get lost in the music, but if you're not into what you're listening to, then there's no way to feel comfortable doing it.

The suffering of liking weird-ass genres, man.

Yeah I love dancing at edm shows

For like 5 minutes they played some hardstyle type mix and I was the only one of my friends digging it

>Hardstyle
>House

Oh man, you're down a dark hole

house is pure

ender im sorry but everything women do is immoral

hard

L

look up Monarch of Death Rave on yt

Glock 17

만나서 반갑습니다

Quote from: LC on September 08, 2016, 02:30:22 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on September 08, 2016, 02:28:58 AM

>tfw americans will never know the taste of proper homecooked chips

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those are fries

*pommes

*longy skinny rectangle potatoes not thin sliced wavy discs potatoes

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

Quote from: ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᶰᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ on September 07, 2016, 11:47:49 AM

i have contacts that are just one a day

you'll get good at them

I really wanted to get the kind where you throw them out every day instead of every two weeks, but they were like $800 for a year supply.

yeah theyre pricey but i just want to pull them off my eyes and be done with them when im tired and want to sleep