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5581
« on: August 02, 2015, 06:51:18 PM »
If I can bring fictional people:
Superman
A bike or some shit idfk who gives a shit I have Superman
Kryptonite
That way I can use superman to protect me and manipulate him to fuck shit up then take over the world for myself and Superman can't stop me because I have kryptonite and he's a stupid fuck.
If I have to bring a real person and real things:
<Mommyfu
A bike or some shit idfk
A gun with ammunition so I can kill everyone in this shitty story
5582
« on: August 02, 2015, 05:08:55 PM »
The best part about coming back from a trip is that you can beat off in peace finally.
5583
« on: August 01, 2015, 11:40:17 PM »
I had honestly never hear his music until this thread. It's shit though, surprise surprise. I mean Johnny Cash is only good because his music doesn't really sound like "Country" in the same way that this kind of stuff does. Also his voice I think is perfect for the music, and I have never seen another Country musician with a voice I like. Also his lyrics are killer, which is important in genres like Folk and Country.
5584
« on: August 01, 2015, 09:46:06 PM »
how the fuck are you supposed to not do that?
5585
« on: August 01, 2015, 08:31:12 PM »
Jim can definitely do it
18 years and counting
wow what are you gay or something
jim doesn't leave his house
like ever
that's pretty sad tbh
its even more sad that he's like a solid 9/10 and could probably easily get some if he made the effort
If you want to suck me off just say so
jesus
can I suck you off?
yeah i mean alright
5586
« on: August 01, 2015, 08:27:59 PM »
Jim can definitely do it
18 years and counting
wow what are you gay or something
jim doesn't leave his house
like ever
that's pretty sad tbh
its even more sad that he's like a solid 9/10 and could probably easily get some if he made the effort
If you want to suck me off just say so jesus
5587
« on: August 01, 2015, 05:37:43 PM »
People on /r9k/ would probably have a harder time with this than the majority of people who post here, OP.
but nobody on r9k has ever had sex. That's why they're on /r9k/.
5588
« on: August 01, 2015, 05:09:20 PM »
Jim can definitely do it
18 years and counting
5589
« on: August 01, 2015, 04:51:59 PM »
5590
« on: August 01, 2015, 02:23:37 PM »
small tits = closer to her heart
eat shit
5591
« on: August 01, 2015, 02:06:55 PM »
I am trying to loose weight and get rid of them.
Please do not Unless you're a dude which I think you are
5592
« on: August 01, 2015, 02:04:23 PM »
People actually like small tits?
Sad I know
5593
« on: August 01, 2015, 01:47:37 PM »
Never. Small tits > big saggy tits
5594
« on: August 01, 2015, 01:47:15 PM »
5595
« on: August 01, 2015, 01:46:38 PM »
Hey guys look at me I'm different
I don't like popular things
I've told you a thousand times you degenerate mongoloid drug addict that I do not hate things just because they're popular.
5596
« on: August 01, 2015, 01:45:39 PM »
I hate Matthew Macumahuehuehue and Woody HarLELson so I probably can't enjoy the show.
The second season looks absolutely awful so I have no real interest in the show.
>not liking Woody Harrelson
Do you hate kittens too?
I'm partial to puppies
5597
« on: August 01, 2015, 01:06:08 PM »
I was 15 when I grew out of liking oversized cowtits and realized the truth of DFC.
LOL
5598
« on: August 01, 2015, 01:01:41 PM »
Cow tits are for the desperate and immature, small to medium boobs are for the sophisticated and mature
Haha I remember when I was 15 
I'm glad, let me know when you're at 18 or older!
brb currently seizing
Good
5599
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:59:10 PM »
Cow tits are for the desperate and immature, small to medium boobs are for the sophisticated and mature
Haha I remember when I was 15
I'm glad, let me know when you're at 18 or older!
5600
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:57:00 PM »
Cow tits are for the desperate and immature, small to medium boobs are for the sophisticated and mature
Haha I remember when I was 15
5601
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:36:28 PM »
I grew into it at about 19.
you don't count
5602
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:33:08 PM »
haven't done so yet
you'll get there
5603
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:31:30 PM »
For me I was about 16 or so when I realized that flat chests were just a meme.
5604
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:20:20 PM »
Nigga looks like he was sent from God to usher in the coming of Jesus
5605
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:08:20 PM »
> Coming from the guy who thinks noise is music
lol
I SUGGEST YOU GET FUCKED
5606
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:00:13 PM »
Agreed.
And the Rat Pack was 2/10 bretty shitty. Dean Martin only redeeming factor.
Agreed
For once we are in agreement.
The world is surely to end any moment now.
I can't wait for Jesus to make his return in Salt Lake City
5607
« on: August 01, 2015, 11:55:38 AM »
OP jelly cause he can't sing worth a shit.
I never said I could sing, because I can't. but there are other people who can sing, and sing better than Frank Sinatra could have ever dreamed to sing. Dipshit
5608
« on: August 01, 2015, 11:55:01 AM »
Agreed.
And the Rat Pack was 2/10 bretty shitty. Dean Martin only redeeming factor.
Agreed
5609
« on: August 01, 2015, 11:47:55 AM »
Literally never.
Could care less faggots
It's COULDN'T care less you autistic faggot
5610
« on: August 01, 2015, 11:42:44 AM »
That woman has like no ass
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