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The Flood / Re: Hilarious Infomercials.
« on: November 11, 2014, 07:40:27 PM »
>dump a shit ton of flash videos on one page.

Lolno.

Negative Nancy over here
Shut up, nigger.

Nigger Nancy over here


alright guys stop, I don't appreciate racism.

Spoiler
YouTube

10/10 changed my life.

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The Flood / Re: Hilarious Infomercials.
« on: November 11, 2014, 07:33:35 PM »
If you're going to post this many videos into one thread, stick them into spoilers please.

Alright, sorry.

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The Flood / Re: Hilarious Infomercials.
« on: November 11, 2014, 07:30:12 PM »
>dump a shit ton of flash videos on one page.

Lolno.

There's four.
But you request we do the same.
I request that people post videos, I didn't say they have to post four. I just posted a few I found to be hilarious.

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The Flood / Re: Hilarious Infomercials.
« on: November 11, 2014, 07:27:32 PM »
>dump a shit ton of flash videos on one page.

Lolno.

There's four.

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The Flood / Hilarious Infomercials.
« on: November 11, 2014, 07:21:40 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube


"Dump, and bake!"


Spoiler
YouTube


"Don't forget your animal carcass, Billy!"

Spoiler
YouTube


I... I... I'm done.

Spoiler
YouTube


"You make one millun dallah! Come to my seminah."

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Gaming / Re: Everyone's getting ready to play the MCC
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:36:57 AM »
The voice actor for Locke sucks, IMO. Is it bothering anyone else?

Yeah, that has to be some of the worst voice acting I've heard in a while.

I daresay it might even be dincklebot-tier.

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Gaming / Re: Forge Weapons + Vehicles list and New Items
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:24:27 AM »
What does the Survivor Shotgun look like?

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:12:15 AM »
I thought we were arguing about Halo 5 sucking balls, can we get back on track, please?
We've all ran out of ways to say that it looks like CoD and is a departure from the franchise. If we're going to keep this conversation going, we'll have to start copy/pasting.
Why the hell does nobody respond to my comments on Dual Wielding, ever? There's literally no flaw in the system, is that why?
Yep. Dual-Wielding was great, balanced and fun. Therefore, it doesn't fit into 343's plan for Halo.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:06:04 AM »
I thought we were arguing about Halo 5 sucking balls, can we get back on track, please?

Agreed, we can't let personal confrontations get in the way of ripping on this travesty.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:55:17 PM »
Didact confirmed to be Danish.

"THE BIONICLES HAVE RETURNED"

"Turning my own bionicles – Denmark – against me."

"We’re receiving shipments of Legos more frequently than communications."

"We are Bionicle, guardians of all that exist."

"At dawn. My Bionicles are already there."

"I stand before you, accused of the sin, of ensuring Bionicle ascendancy. Of attempting to save Denmark from this fate, where we are forced to...recede...."

Here are the quotes I'm modifying.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:52:45 PM »
What I liked about Halo is being stripped away piece by piece. The sense of mystery, the music, the great gameplay, and so on.
the loss of mystery is really what turned me off of the series.
>Implying there's no mystery in Halo 4
Halo 4 is just as mysterious as CE by introducing a new unknown enemy.

shitty dumb looking bionicles to fight us.

My gosh, I hadn't thought of that but it's the truest thing I've heard all day.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:47:48 PM »
What I liked about Halo is being stripped away piece by piece. The sense of mystery, the music, the great gameplay, and so on.
the loss of mystery is really what turned me off of the series.
>Implying there's no mystery in Halo 4
Halo 4 is just as mysterious as CE by introducing a new unknown enemy.
An unknown enemy that's instantly revealed. Seriously, there wasn't even any build up to it. It was just: "Oh look, a metal ball! OH LORD AN ANCIENT ENEMY".

No suspense whatsoever.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:43:22 PM »
Just watched some gameplay. Like, what the fuck is everybody crying about?
I'm guessing most of them jumped on the hate bandwagon early on and wouldn't have got off regardless of what they saw.

Or maybe... We're all just incredibly concerned that the devs are making such a departure from what made Halo good? The answer isn't always "DURHUR FANBOYS".

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:40:19 PM »
What I liked about Halo is being stripped away piece by piece. The sense of mystery, the music, the great gameplay, and so on.
the loss of mystery is really what turned me off of the series.

Agreed, it was totally destroyed. Greg Bear's trilogy and Halo 4 killed the atmosphere of discovery and mystery in one strike.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:37:26 PM »
"It's only an aesthetic difference, they're not adding the ability to scope in for all weapons"
"It's just the same as it was before"


FUCKING NOPE. 343 Industries has left me utterly dumbfounded in their inability to recognize what many wanted. Why do they insist on departing from what made Halo good, and differentiated Halo from other shooters? What happened to dual-wielding, something that worked quite well and other shooters have dropped for some reason? If they had brought that back I might have had some faith in them.

I get it, they want you to feel like a super-soldier. The issue is, Halo was fantastic before, and these changes negatively impact the core gameplay of Halo.

What happened to Halo?

It died man. Shitty developers murdered it.

Looks that way.

I know that hating on Bungie is the "in" thing at the moment, but fuck, man, I want them back so much. They knew what they were doing.

What I liked about Halo is being stripped away piece by piece. The sense of mystery, the music, the great gameplay, and so on.

What I'm really sick of is these 343 apologists that have hopped onto the Bungie hate wagon and act like 343 is the greatest dev ever, and relentlessly praise them for Halo 2 anniversary. I do not hesitate to inform them that 343 did jack shit. That game is too good to have been made by them.

The Halo that we all loved, the Halo that became a worldwide phenomenon, that became a household name? 343 didn't make that. Bungie did.

Sadly yeah, although would I want Bungie to make the future games now? Not necessarily. If anything, I'd want the core people that were in Bungie to create the next games.

People like Joseph Staten, Marty O Donnell, Jason Jones, Max Hoberman, Hao chen, Tyson Green, Curtis Creamer, and anyone else who I'm forgetting that was part of the original development process with the older games.

You know, that makes me just as sad. Bungie isn't even the same anymore. I was watching the Halo 1 & 2 developer commentaries last night, and hearing Marty, Joe, and Jason exchange quite humorous banter made me sad, as it reminded me as to what we've lost.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:35:09 PM »
"It's only an aesthetic difference, they're not adding the ability to scope in for all weapons"
"It's just the same as it was before"
It's just zoom, which has been in every FPS Halo to date.

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What happened to dual-wielding, something that worked quite well
lol
Duel  weild was a broken and unbalanced mechanic.

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and these changes negatively impact the core gameplay of Halo.
You're so lucky to have played the H5 Beta.

Zoom for all weapons, including AR's.

Dual-Wielding wasn't unbalanced, at least not based on my experience.

I'm not necessarily talking about Halo 5, more so changes introduced in Halo 4 as well.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:30:42 PM »
"It's only an aesthetic difference, they're not adding the ability to scope in for all weapons"
"It's just the same as it was before"


FUCKING NOPE. 343 Industries has left me utterly dumbfounded in their inability to recognize what many wanted. Why do they insist on departing from what made Halo good, and differentiated Halo from other shooters? What happened to dual-wielding, something that worked quite well and other shooters have dropped for some reason? If they had brought that back I might have had some faith in them.

I get it, they want you to feel like a super-soldier. The issue is, Halo was fantastic before, and these changes negatively impact the core gameplay of Halo.

What happened to Halo?

It died man. Shitty developers murdered it.

Looks that way.

I know that hating on Bungie is the "in" thing at the moment, but fuck, man, I want them back so much. They knew what they were doing.

What I liked about Halo is being stripped away piece by piece. The sense of mystery, the music, the great gameplay, and so on.

What I'm really sick of is these 343 apologists that have hopped onto the Bungie hate wagon and act like 343 is the greatest dev ever, and relentlessly praise them for Halo 2 anniversary. I do not hesitate to inform them that 343 did jack shit. That game is too good to have been made by them.

The Halo that we all loved, the Halo that became a worldwide phenomenon, that became a household name? 343 didn't make that. Bungie did.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:23:07 PM »
"It's only an aesthetic difference, they're not adding the ability to scope in for all weapons"
"It's just the same as it was before"


FUCKING NOPE. 343 Industries has left me utterly dumbfounded in their inability to recognize what many wanted. Why do they insist on departing from what made Halo good, and differentiated Halo from other shooters? What happened to dual-wielding, something that worked quite well and other shooters have dropped for some reason? If they had brought that back I might have had some faith in them.

I get it, they want you to feel like a super-soldier. The issue is, Halo was fantastic before, and these changes negatively impact the core gameplay of Halo.

What happened to Halo?

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The Flood / Re: Say what you will about Afghans
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:53:33 PM »

"These blast-points... Too accurate for sandniggers."

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The Flood / Re: Concentration level: over 9000
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:40:31 PM »
That man is a legend.

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The Flood / Re: I'm in a dark creepy mall AMA
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:23:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Weeabs or Bronies?
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:22:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: [NSFW] Late night story poll results
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:20:25 PM »
Shades of Gay huehuehuhehue


I'm gonna be totally honest with 'ya Sandtrap, your hobby is creepy as hell and I see no merit in it whatsoever.

Then I'll be honest with ya. I don't understand myself either. I enjoy mein stories, but I don't quite understand the why. I don't think I ever will. But look on the bright side.

I'm not a serial killer or a murderer. And believe me, if I lacked any sort of consciousness, I'm pretty sure I'd be damn good at it. But the fact is, I hurt no one, and in fact, as I've been told, make a decent number of folks happy to read what I make. Which, I guess, means there's other "creepy" people out there like me too!

But no matter. I'd bet money there's something of yours you enjoy that I do not understand either. And in that regard, I throw no shit at you. You're as twisted as I am. Just in a different manner is all.

But, my time is up either way. You won't be seeing any of this stuff any longer. I bid ya farewell.

Sorry, I didn't intend to be rude in any fashion. Tone is always hard to nail on the internet. :/

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The Flood / Re: ... How?
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:17:54 PM »
Not everyone watches movies and likes sci fi

I can understand not liking sci-fi, but how do you reach your junior year of high school and not watch Star Wars at least once?
Because maybe she's rebel scum?
My gosh, I think you're right. It all makes sense!


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The Flood / Re: Hey figit
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:14:08 PM »
ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ


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The Flood / Re: ... How?
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:12:40 PM »
Not everyone watches movies and likes sci fi

I can understand not liking sci-fi, but how do you reach your junior year of high school and not watch Star Wars at least once?

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The Flood / ... How?
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:10:00 PM »
In my Physics class, there's a girl who has never seen Star Wars. She referred to Anakin as "Antoine".
My question is, how hard has she tried not to see it, given that she's a middle class American? Quite a feat.

So, what should I do?

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The Flood / Re: Happy Birthday Mikhail
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:58:04 PM »
A banquet took place in Moscow honoring General Kalashnikov on the occasion of his 85th birthday. President Putin got up to toast the general. And when he finished the toast, General Kalashnikov got up, looked him in the eye and said, “Mr. President, my dream is of a country like the United States governed by men and women not afraid of an armed citizenry."

A true badass.

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The Flood / Re: Happy Birthday Mikhail
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:45:27 PM »


Rest in piece most glorious comrade.

Motherland will never forget long service.

Sound of Kalash will ring through glorious Russian history.
I was gonna say "you got the right image, brah?"...

Yeah, I had brought up the Kalashnikov image in another tab, but forgot to copy the URL.

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The Flood / Re: What will kill this site?
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:44:31 PM »
butthurt

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