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Messages - Ace Ventura

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The Flood / Re: Explosion Imminent is dead
« on: March 14, 2015, 07:02:34 PM »
wat is autism?

You're kidding right?

Cheat stop pretending. Joke's over.

>Still thinking Cheat is ifarted



Then who is it? I know it's someone's alt. I wasn't born yesterday.


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The Flood / Re: Explosion Imminent is dead
« on: March 14, 2015, 07:00:14 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Let's set something straight here.
« on: September 30, 2014, 10:53:36 PM »
I could have swore you were a squirrel.


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The Flood / Re: I've been tracking a target through this area.
« on: September 28, 2014, 01:56:41 PM »
Racoons are funny lol
Raccoon? What is that?

Don't worry furry squirrel, I WILL SAVE YOU!

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Septagon / Re: More gender options would be nice.
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:37:34 AM »
I want
Spoiler
to be
Spoiler
a TREE.

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The Flood / How do YOU ride?
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:29:07 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Destiny is Fabulous
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:28:40 AM »
Too funny lol

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Serious / Re: A challenge for the religious/conservative users here
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:23:18 AM »
I'm sorry, what?
Im busy SAVING ANIMALS HERE.

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The Flood / Re: Rename the person above you
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:21:15 AM »
Bumblebee Tuna

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Serious / Re: We need to stop persecuting Christians.
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:19:43 AM »
I don't believe we are 'persecuted'. I mean getting called retarded for believing God is one thing but being thrown into a Colosseum to get eaten by a lion is another.
They are in Africa do you watch the news?
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Seriously speaking, why do some Christians believe they are persecuted in a 1st world country with religious freedom?
It's a worldwide attack on our culture. One less believer in God hurts us as a whole.
Can't wait to make you suffer, then.

I smell a dick.

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The Flood / Re: Who's READY for some FOOTBALL???
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:16:53 AM »
we're gonna bang

our heads on tables?
HA-HA-HALRIGHTY THEN.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:58:08 AM »
I've NEVER put a photo of myself on a forum before.
This is a milestone.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: dick (serious thread)
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:55:48 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Where's Ryle?
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:51:34 AM »
I think I found him.......

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The Flood / Re: Who's READY for some FOOTBALL???
« on: September 20, 2014, 10:19:14 AM »
What movie is this from. I need something to watch tonight. :)

My incredibly successful box Office Hit:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

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The Flood / Re: You slow motherfuckers.
« on: September 20, 2014, 10:17:39 AM »
I'll have you know:
I have the REFLEXES of a cat.
And the SPEED of a mongoose.
Spoiler
come at me

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The Flood / Re: Who's READY for some FOOTBALL???
« on: September 20, 2014, 03:29:10 AM »

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The Flood / Who's READY for some FOOTBALL???
« on: September 20, 2014, 03:21:51 AM »
Mental Hospital Football :D

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The Flood / Re: WHERE ARE THEY?!
« on: September 20, 2014, 03:20:50 AM »
I rescued them from some nutjob........
oh wait.........
Spoiler
that was you

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Gaming / Re: Tfw your xbone shuts off cause of over-heating
« on: September 20, 2014, 03:17:59 AM »
Isn't there a fan IN THE POWER SUPPLY?
Perhaps if you bang on it really hard, and yell SHIKAKA!

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The Flood / Re: Have you been banned yet?
« on: September 20, 2014, 03:15:12 AM »
Why yes I have.
I have been banned from SEVERAL zoos.
Spoiler
don't touch the rhino kids

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The Flood / Re: YOU SIR, need to go to bed.
« on: September 20, 2014, 03:12:54 AM »
How long until you run out of Ace Ventura reaction gifs?

I don't know, but I shall look like this when it happens:

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The Flood / Re: YOU SIR, need to go to bed.
« on: September 20, 2014, 03:07:33 AM »

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And people say Christians are oppressed? Haha, funny. Christians throughout Africa and the Middle East are being slaughtered right now. You still think this is funny?

I don't think it's funny.......

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The Flood / Re: YOU SIR, need to go to bed.
« on: September 20, 2014, 02:55:29 AM »
because it's 4 in the afternoon, 20th of september

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The Flood / YOU SIR, need to go to bed.
« on: September 20, 2014, 02:52:04 AM »
Why are you still awake?

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The Flood / Re: Smoking cigarettes
« on: September 17, 2014, 05:32:38 PM »

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Serious / Re: How do Atheists Explain an Exorcism?
« on: September 17, 2014, 05:30:07 PM »
White Devil-White Devil?

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Gaming / Re: Destiny Abridged
« on: September 17, 2014, 05:28:35 PM »
I deem this giant white ball........the White Devil.


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