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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians Beta - Early Access Thoughts
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:57:37 AM »
I have got to say, watching the pro team play is seriously entertaining. Some of the skill jumps they pulled and map dom spots blew my mind. I want to see a full on competitive match between two experienced teams at this game.
That's how Halo 4 got me.

That's how Halo 4's MP didn't get me actually. I defended the gunplay/movement settings from day one [and still do, minus flinch] but the actual map flow and ability usage didn't seem very tight/responsive at all. 5's seems to be radically different.

Maybe a little too radically different at that :P

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians Beta - Early Access Thoughts
« on: December 19, 2014, 10:04:53 PM »
I have got to say, watching the pro team play is seriously entertaining. Some of the skill jumps they pulled and map dom spots blew my mind. I want to see a full on competitive match between two experienced teams at this game.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 3: ODST and Relic comming to the Master Chief Collection
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:17:28 PM »
DAMN IT THAT MEANS I GET LOCKED OUT OF ODST REMASTERED

SLDKJF

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians Beta - Early Access Thoughts
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:01:21 PM »
Sprint needs to be nerfed even more. I'm still able to run away from battles. Though not as efficiently or easily in the past.

This is the biggest thing I'm taking away from watching gameplay videos.

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Gaming / Re: STEAM WINTER SALE IS LIVE!
« on: December 19, 2014, 06:14:19 PM »
Anyone who doesn't already own the game should by Human Revolution and the original DE or risk being deemed a turbocasual

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians Beta - Early Access Thoughts
« on: December 19, 2014, 03:40:47 PM »
YouTube
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It's a reference to the new Captain America theme. 2:57 is referencing Cap 2. Fully convinced of it.

YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians Beta - Early Access Thoughts
« on: December 19, 2014, 03:32:14 PM »
YouTube
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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians Beta - Early Access Thoughts
« on: December 19, 2014, 01:59:25 AM »
Please tell me the Prophet's Bane is a midship exclusive sword skin.

It is. Traditional energy sword was still seen on the leaked footage of the night map.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Beta Trailer
« on: December 18, 2014, 06:39:12 PM »
Halo 5 is the first fps (excluding open-worlders) that i've seen that genuinely looks "next-gen", or at least interesting.

It does look very fun on its own merit, I'll give it that. I'm eager to see how the abilities will shake up the campaign in particular. Fighting Zealots with the new thrusters? Ground pounding a group of Crawlers? Wanna see it in action.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Beta Trailer
« on: December 18, 2014, 06:27:50 PM »
BTW, is anyone else irritated anytime they see the stupid hexagons covering the glass/visors on armor in Halo now? Seriously, they've just thrown that shit everywhere and it irritates the hell out of me.

Don't really mind that, what irritates me is the constant beeping and the lens flares. Right now the overall aesthetic just seems loud, noisy [visually and audibly], and irritating, which is a damn shame because there is some great environmental design and sound design behind it all. But instead of getting a good look at the things underneath, we get something next JJ Abrams stuff.

:P
Yeah, but like you said it just seems like extra noise/unnecessary detail for the hell of it. It's really pointless and makes something needlessly complex for the sake of trying to add detail, probably because they don't understand how to add real detail.



"Hmmm. This looks terrific. We've got the colors down, and everything. What do we add no-"

"LIGHTS"

"What?"

"LIGHTS, I WANT FLARING, BIG, EPIC LIGHTS"

"OK, OK"


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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Beta Trailer
« on: December 18, 2014, 06:21:07 PM »
BTW, is anyone else irritated anytime they see the stupid hexagons covering the glass/visors on armor in Halo now? Seriously, they've just thrown that shit everywhere and it irritates the hell out of me.

Don't really mind that, what irritates me is the constant beeping and the lens flares. Right now the overall aesthetic just seems loud, noisy [visually and audibly], and irritating, which is a damn shame because there is some great environmental design and sound design behind it all. But instead of getting a good look at the things underneath, we get something next JJ Abrams stuff.

:P

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Beta Trailer
« on: December 18, 2014, 06:11:31 PM »
Was that Halo or was that the Armax Arsenal Arena from the Citadel DLC in Mass Effect 3?

HAH SEE MIDGY

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Beta Trailer
« on: December 18, 2014, 06:06:31 PM »
Those abilities look oddly similar to those in Destiny.

No, aTALLmidget and I have already established that Halo 5 is a Mass Effect clone and therefore the greatest game of all time


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Guys I beat Dark Souls yesterday blind and blindfolded, it was really easy all you have to do is use your Praxis to upgrade your Combat Drone and with the Crota Sword Armstrong becomes a cinch. I then blew up Megaton and finished the movie, best book I ever listened to

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Beta Trailer
« on: December 18, 2014, 04:53:28 PM »
Yeah, 10 seconds in and stopped.
Thats cheesy as fuck.

I repeat, the Covenant are on Reach

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Gaming / Halo 5 Beta Trailer
« on: December 18, 2014, 04:50:54 PM »
YouTube


Spoiler
I'm excited for the return of muh Light Rifle above all else

Voice is Will Arnett as an AI.

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The Flood / Re: Stephen Colbert is fucking ballsy as hell
« on: December 18, 2014, 01:12:57 PM »
YouTube
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The Flood / Re: *lights candles*
« on: December 18, 2014, 12:47:21 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Jimmy's on a roll
« on: December 18, 2014, 12:44:39 PM »
Did I ever mention how hilarious Jimmy's entire character arc was in Kong 2005? He was basically the Ramirez of Skull Island.

NO JIMMY

RUN JIMMY RUN

STAY BACK HERE JIMMY

WAIT FOR ME JIMMY

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The Flood / Re: I'm being watched....
« on: December 18, 2014, 12:37:30 PM »
:(
That wonderful job falls to Commissar and I ._.

Except it's a job where you rarely ever have to do anything, so it's all good <.<
Superman


So what you're telling me...
Is that mr Psy is Superman?

Not the meatbag one, that's for sure. That being said

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: I'm being watched....
« on: December 18, 2014, 12:32:35 PM »
Superman

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The Flood / Re: HEY GUYS IM A MONITOR
« on: December 18, 2014, 12:30:58 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Ima coming for that booty.
« on: December 18, 2014, 02:15:45 AM »

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Gaming / Re: It Seems Like I'm the Only One Here
« on: December 18, 2014, 12:47:25 AM »
YouTube

.

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Turok 2 [the best game ever created of all time forever]
Is it better than Spongebob Squarepants: Battle For Bikini Bottom?

yes

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Gaming / Re: LightRifle confirmed for Halo 5
« on: December 18, 2014, 12:25:00 AM »
My trusty favorite right there. Burst fire mode is seemingly also out though :/

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The Flood / Re: Did you think you could take Anarchy from us?
« on: December 18, 2014, 12:22:43 AM »
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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The first level of Turok 2 [the best game ever created of all time forever] on hard was like my initiation into legit FPS games

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Best Shitposter:

Zenmaster

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