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The Flood / Re: Am I a valuable member of the Avengers?
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:45:36 PM »
pls respond

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Gaming / Re: I only use male pokemon
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:45:09 PM »
That's the same thing I do!

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The Flood / Re: The perfect
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:41:15 PM »
I want to feel like I've been impaled

I can help you with that.

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The Flood / The perfect
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:38:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: am i a valuable member of this community?
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:34:19 PM »
RC and Verbatim should meet up in real life to have sexual intercourse with each other.

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The Flood / Re: am i a valuable member of this community?
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:33:50 PM »
RC and Verbatim should meet up in real life to have sexual intercourse with each other.

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The Flood / Re: am i a valuable member of this community?
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:30:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: am i a valuable member of this community?
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:26:52 PM »

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The Flood / Re: am i a valuable member of this community?
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:25:02 PM »
Yes, because you are a sex slave to every male member.

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The Flood / Re: interactive thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:00:12 PM »
NSFW
You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.

You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.

"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.

stick it in her pooper
You attempt to rape her again, but you're pinned under her foot.

"Now, what to do with you..." she says. "It should probably be something demeaning." She gives a haughty laugh.

You look over to your side and see your wooden sword and a large, dense rock. Both are within grabbing distance.

pull the pokeball out of your pocket, send out charizard and make it roast her

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The Flood / Re: interactive thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:55:08 PM »
NSFW
You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.

You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.

"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.

stick it in her pooper

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The Flood / Re: Just Hackintosh my desktop
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:52:00 PM »
I've been playing a lot of Mass Effect (got the trilogy) and Omega Ruby. Now waiting for my Gundam kit to arrive.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to ban all floridians
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:50:03 PM »
>USA

Fucking kek.

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The Flood / Re: Feels thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:47:55 PM »
i thought u left 4ever bae

No, not necessarily. I'm bored and I'm giving this place another chance.

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The Flood / Re: Feels thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:45:16 PM »
I took a nap at 1430. I woke up at 2030. My shirt is sweaty and I feel dizzy.

Join the club. I stay up until morning and sleep through most of the day. In some cases, I don't even see the sun at all.
That marks 11 hours of sleep today and I'm still tired.
My shoulders hurt.

Yup, I'll sleep to excess and I'll still feel tired.

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The Flood / Re: Feels thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:42:27 PM »
I took a nap at 1430. I woke up at 2030. My shirt is sweaty and I feel dizzy.

Join the club. I stay up until morning and sleep through most of the day. In some cases, I don't even see the sun at all.

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The Flood / Re: Feels thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:41:43 PM »
Ugh, i despise these kinds of pics. Ever since they became a thing.

But then again, i have my own equivalent in the form of music >.>

We all have our own ways. But I can totally see why someone would dislike that sort of thing, though.

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The Flood / Re: Feels thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:00:54 PM »
Hang on, I have a pinterest board for this.


Here we are:






Yup, I've got a ton of those kind of things too. If anyone wants, I'll dump it in this thread.



Prepare yourself.

Spoiler





More?

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The Flood / Re: Feels thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:50:32 PM »
Hang on, I have a pinterest board for this.


Here we are:






Yup, I've got a ton of those kind of things too. If anyone wants, I'll dump it in this thread.

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The Flood / Re: i need to find gf
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:41:13 PM »
There has to be a good Swedish girl somewhere.
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.



Good is very subjecyibe

I've seen that copypasta before. Yeah, it's subjective, but there has to be a good one out there.

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The Flood / Re: > MFW my Grandma says she wants to kill herself
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:40:21 PM »
Lovely.

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The Flood / Re: omg pirate bae is back
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:39:04 PM »
>implying it's not a trap

just downloaded as the movie above so below. A very creepy yet interesting movie.


Some people got a backup site up a while ago. But the pirate bay? Really?
a nigga needs his torrents yo

I'm sure there are better torrent sites out there.

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The Flood / Re: i need to find gf
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:37:49 PM »
There has to be a good Swedish girl somewhere.

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The Flood / Re: this is a stest
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:37:10 PM »
Hang yourself

Telling people to hang themselves isn't cool.
Gracious me, what was i thinking


Yeah, now go hang your head in shame.

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