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8911
The Flood / Re: So how is everybody?
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:45:26 PM »
Who was this captain guy and why does everyone drool over him?

8912
Threesomes are overrated.

8913
The Flood / Re: which one of you FUCKS hid my lighter
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:37:43 PM »
go be fat somewhere else
m8 ive been losing weight
Yeah I'm sure you're down to 20 stones or whatever cockamamie unit of measurement you people use
15

but yeah

stones
Big stones or small stones? Sedimentary or metamorphic?
kidney, really big ones
Oh. Did you use a vacuum to suck them out?
no I got your mom to do it.
SICK
BURN

8914
The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:24:03 PM »
of course today's hottest thread had to be about jerking off.

OT: I just touched myself.
What did you fap to

Um, idk

Shaman King?

8915
The Flood / Re: >ywn marry this redhead
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:22:08 PM »
great banter, m8.

8916
The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:58:59 PM »
of course today's hottest thread had to be about jerking off.

OT: I just touched myself.

8917
The Flood / Re: Zesty is the shittiest poster on this forum
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:45:38 PM »
I have been fool'd
here is the deed stating so.
Why is it written in cum
why not?

8918
The Flood / Re: Zesty is the shittiest poster on this forum
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:32:35 PM »
I have been fool'd
here is the deed stating so.

8919
The Flood / Re: which one of you FUCKS hid my lighter
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:00:31 PM »
go be fat somewhere else
m8 ive been losing weight
Yeah I'm sure you're down to 20 stones or whatever cockamamie unit of measurement you people use
15

but yeah

stones
Big stones or small stones? Sedimentary or metamorphic?
kidney, really big ones
Oh. Did you use a vacuum to suck them out?

8920
The Flood / Re: which one of you FUCKS hid my lighter
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:56:27 PM »
go be fat somewhere else
m8 ive been losing weight
Yeah I'm sure you're down to 20 stones or whatever cockamamie unit of measurement you people use
15

but yeah

stones
Big stones or small stones? Sedimentary or metamorphic?

8921
The Flood / Re: which one of you FUCKS hid my lighter
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:51:27 PM »
*giggles*

8922
The Flood / Re: Someone tell me the fucking truth.
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:46:50 PM »
MFW don't even care.

8923
The Flood / Re: ANTS IN FUCKING SPACE
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:42:24 PM »
Russians sent two dogs in space like 69 years ago. Your ants are late to the party.

8924
The Flood / Re: Something good? Something bad? A bit of both?
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:39:21 PM »
nice meme, m8.

8925
The Flood / Re: Taco Bell is the best Mexican authentic food.
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:49:13 AM »
Do they make burgers?

8926
The Flood / Re: april fools day is over
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:48:12 AM »
It might be over, but jokes like OP still live on.

8927
The Flood / Re: I'm locked inside The Batcave
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:46:55 AM »
nice thread, m8.

8928
The Flood / Re: What joke will Google pull this year?
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:45:27 AM »
Swap all cat pictures with pictures of aborted foetuses, I hope.

8929
The Flood / Re: april fools day is over
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:21:57 AM »
Is that a joke?

8931
The Flood / Re: Youtube's being daRUDE...
« on: April 01, 2015, 10:52:34 AM »
Mad tune
YouTube

8932
The Flood / Re: look at the object to your left
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:51:14 AM »
Its a vending machine

um, I guess I can tilt it over and let it smash my skull - could be out in one hit or could just open up my skull and die of blood loss

8933
I heard this god guy is supposed to be very powerful.

8934
The Flood / Re: This is ear cancer
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:26:10 AM »
The type of girls you bring home to show to mom.

8935
The Flood / Re: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:52:12 AM »
Muslimism =/= Jewdianity
Umm, okay? I know that.
So why did you put a picture of a muslimist?
This is more relevant, cuz all of US are jewds:

Way to ruin the thread.
Let me make an AMA thread to redeem myself - oh wait, that's too predictable. Sep7 is all about being random and using obscure references.
Fuck off Desticle

You not knowing the reference doesn't mean it's obscure.
plz accept my sincerest apologies.
Have not bought nor played Destiny.

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The Flood / Re: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:48:46 AM »
Muslimism =/= Jewdianity
Umm, okay? I know that.
So why did you put a picture of a muslimist?
This is more relevant, cuz all of US are jewds:

Way to ruin the thread.
Let me make an AMA thread to redeem myself - oh wait, that's too predictable. Sep7 is all about being random and using obscure references.
shut up you kuffar bastard

wtf did you just prophet about me?!

i'll rape your 9 y/o wife and steal your ass.
Alahu Akbar!

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The Flood / Re: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:42:52 AM »
Muslimism =/= Jewdianity
Umm, okay? I know that.
So why did you put a picture of a muslimist?
This is more relevant, cuz all of US are jewds:

Way to ruin the thread.
Let me make an AMA thread to redeem myself - oh wait, that's too predictable. Sep7 is all about being random and using obscure references.

8938
The Flood / Re: It's obvious humans are causing global warming.
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:41:04 AM »
You mean Global Climate Change, m8?

8939
The Flood / Re: Challenger blows
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:36:21 AM »
Blows good?

8940
The Flood / Re: Some old gold I found on my computer.
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:32:57 AM »
I miss Brad
Oh shit, you were that guy who hosted that Halo 3 get-together a long ways back which I participated in, yeah?
you mean this ?
maybe n.n

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