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The Flood / Re: REAL HUMAN BEAN
« on: May 16, 2015, 02:41:05 AM »
"...drive down a heal"

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The Flood / Re: Recommend me a phone
« on: May 16, 2015, 02:39:11 AM »
Lumia 1520

or the new Nexus.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Verbatim might get angry
« on: May 15, 2015, 06:09:30 PM »
Think how many vegetables die for nothing.
Vegetables don't feel pain. It's impossible for a plant's death to be in vain, because nothing was actually lost.
Tell that to the Amazon forest.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Verbatim might get angry
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:22:03 PM »
What would be better? We give meat a proper burial? Do we keep livestock in stores and slice meat off the live animal as per customers request? Think how many vegetables die for nothing.

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The Flood / Re: Today was my last day of Highschool
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:19:38 PM »
Did your parents kick you out of their house yet?

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The Flood / Re: Attention superhero movie fans
« on: May 15, 2015, 03:34:15 PM »
A movie about Aquaman?

topkek

Aquaman is a total badass. The reason there's so few aquatic villains is because they have better odds fighting Superman.

Look out everyone! He might talk to fish or whatever...

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The Flood / Re: (☠) memes that need to die
« on: May 15, 2015, 03:21:47 PM »
"Dank" is overused. If not die, then at least used more moderately.
but it's such a dank word
So its recursive?

Hm, is the word beautiful - beautiful?
Is the word sad - sad?

my ming is slowly blow'ding

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The Flood / Re: Do you play any instruments?
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:42:50 PM »
virtualpiano.net bitcheeezzz!!!

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The Flood / Re: holy fuck i just realized
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:38:00 PM »
I think that circular saws are still edgy as fuck.

8080
The Flood / Re: (☠) memes that need to die
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:36:24 PM »
"Dank" is overused. If not die, then at least used more moderately.

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The Flood / Re: TFW B.net groups are dead
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:29:58 PM »
I shouldn't post here because I was never on b.net... But what was so great about b.net? (Please don't hate me for asking)
There were a lot of people there so regardless of the timezone the activity was always high.
Its okay, but not as high as it used to be. If you go to bungie.net's Offtopic today, you'll see what I mean by activity being high.

Edit: Not sure why everything got quoted, but fix'd now.
We have low activity compared to a multi-billion dollar company's "forum," but we are actually a heavy hitter among independent forums.
Yes, no argument there. I think this place is even more active than the offtopic section of Bethesda forums.

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:27:31 PM »
And what use are you to society?
what use are you?
I'm a volunteer instructor.

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The Flood / Re: Attention superhero movie fans
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:24:50 PM »
A movie about Aquaman?

topkek

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The Flood / Re: You receive $1,000,000
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:21:13 PM »
I would give half to my family and the rest I would spend on getting a diploma/certificate for education so I can be a teacher.

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:46:04 AM »
I might be a partial contender for that spot. Not aesthetically pleasing in terms of muscles but I'm shaped like my environment apparently. Like a brick. I might even be able to contend with you in terms of strength. It's the end of the week and I'm tired now.

And I'm still capable of filling up a wheelbarrow full of dirt and wood and shit, picking it up, and hauling it up a pile of wood with me to dump it up on the top of the pile.

MUH GAINS
but do you have a small penis?
All the penile mass went into his biceps.

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The Flood / Re: "Do it when I roll, asshole"
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:11:29 AM »
I'm not sure I'm getting this right. Someone was about to bowl on a lane and you just barged in there and threw your own ball instead?

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The Flood / Re: Classic movie quotes
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:05:17 AM »

"Surprise, motherfucker."
Thats a T.V. show you fucking sperg
Its in a scene from Shaun of the dead.

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The Flood / Re: Back up space travel
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:56:43 AM »
But who will back up me?

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The Flood / Re: Classic movie quotes
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:51:01 AM »
"Surprise, motherfucker."

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The Flood / Re: this nigga
« on: May 15, 2015, 08:53:18 AM »
How to be black:
Draw a big bulls eye on your forehead and shout random junk at cops.

Yes!

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 08:52:19 AM »
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.
PSU couldn't even slap his wife, and he fucking tries as well.
you can't rape your wife
Can I post this on tumblr plz?

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The Flood / Re: this nigga
« on: May 15, 2015, 08:16:31 AM »
How to be black:
Draw a big bulls eye on your forehead and shout random junk at cops.

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The Flood / Re: Let's say you go to Heaven...
« on: May 15, 2015, 08:08:06 AM »
I love some dogs more than others

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The Flood / Re: TFW B.net groups are dead
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:59:22 AM »
I shouldn't post here because I was never on b.net... But what was so great about b.net? (Please don't hate me for asking)
There were a lot of people there so regardless of the timezone the activity was always high.
Its okay, but not as high as it used to be. If you go to bungie.net's Offtopic today, you'll see what I mean by activity being high.

Edit: Not sure why everything got quoted, but fix'd now.

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:57:27 AM »
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:12:27 AM »
And what use are you to society?

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The Flood / Re: TFW B.net groups are dead
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:16:54 AM »
I shouldn't post here because I was never on b.net... But what was so great about b.net? (Please don't hate me for asking)
There were a lot of people there so regardless of the timezone the activity was always high.

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The Flood / Re: Did you ever get a boner while in Church?
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:10:51 PM »
I don't go to church. God doesn't exist.
There are different churches you know...

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