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The Flood / Re: whos up
« on: December 22, 2016, 11:33:16 AM »
Hi
Hello, Friend.

How are you Nick
Alone and cold, you?

Sorry to hear that
Try masturbating

I'm just eating but there are no veggies so it's kind of unbalanced
I hate unbalanced meals
I got some canned tomatoes. Want some?

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The Flood / Re: thread of shoes
« on: December 22, 2016, 11:30:43 AM »

these are the only footwear i require
I bet you're the popular kid in your kindergarten.

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The Flood / Re: thread of shoes
« on: December 22, 2016, 11:22:40 AM »


Perfekt fur rashing b end skwa-teeng, comrades. It cost like two bottle of vudka

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Gaming / Re: holy shit doom is fun as hell
« on: December 22, 2016, 11:17:45 AM »
What platform are you on? Pee sea?

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The Flood / Re: whos up
« on: December 22, 2016, 11:15:24 AM »

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The Flood / Re: 2X=X
« on: December 22, 2016, 10:51:10 AM »
2X/X = X/X

2=0
2(0) / 0

there's your problem, division by zero.
 /thread.

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The Flood / Re: whos up
« on: December 22, 2016, 08:38:16 AM »
Let it be Friday already.

4839
The Flood / Re: how much did you spend on Christmas gifts
« on: December 21, 2016, 11:31:36 AM »
Over 1k

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Septagon / Re: I've been told that the servers have moved from Utah
« on: December 21, 2016, 09:34:31 AM »
If a man can marry a man, lollis should be allowed too.

#loveWins

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The Flood / Re: The PlayStation 4 Pro ad displeases me.
« on: December 21, 2016, 07:46:28 AM »
Oh, Path1c is still here?
wow

"Worlds most powerful console"

> Doesn't have 64 bits like N64
Japanese Sony propaganda.

Buy American, buy Microsoft.
I'd rather kill myself than buy an Xbox One. The only reason I have one is 'cause it was on sale.

Only a schmuck wouldn't have bought it for that bargain-price, I mean look at me, I'm not made of money and you certainly aren't. Can you supply me with an Xbox One free of charge? No I don't think so.
If you would ask, I would. I bought my step-dad and  GF an X1, so its not a problem.
Oh shit, we /rich/ over in your household or sumthin?
Well, I'm independent and not poor. So...
Actually I'd like to see how much Floodians earn in an anonymous poll.
Oh shit, we /grown up/ over there?
/a/b/solu/t/ely

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The Flood / Re: The PlayStation 4 Pro ad displeases me.
« on: December 21, 2016, 05:21:37 AM »
Oh, Path1c is still here?
wow

"Worlds most powerful console"

> Doesn't have 64 bits like N64
Japanese Sony propaganda.

Buy American, buy Microsoft.
I'd rather kill myself than buy an Xbox One. The only reason I have one is 'cause it was on sale.

Only a schmuck wouldn't have bought it for that bargain-price, I mean look at me, I'm not made of money and you certainly aren't. Can you supply me with an Xbox One free of charge? No I don't think so.
If you would ask, I would. I bought my step-dad and  GF an X1, so its not a problem.
Oh shit, we /rich/ over in your household or sumthin?
Well, I'm independent and not poor. So...
Actually I'd like to see how much Floodians earn in an anonymous poll.

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The Flood / Re: The PlayStation 4 Pro ad displeases me.
« on: December 21, 2016, 05:10:24 AM »
Oh, Path1c is still here?
wow

"Worlds most powerful console"

> Doesn't have 64 bits like N64
Japanese Sony propaganda.

Buy American, buy Microsoft.
I'd rather kill myself than buy an Xbox One. The only reason I have one is 'cause it was on sale.

Only a schmuck wouldn't have bought it for that bargain-price, I mean look at me, I'm not made of money and you certainly aren't. Can you supply me with an Xbox One free of charge? No I don't think so.
If you would ask, I would. I bought my step-dad and  GF an X1, so its not a problem.
EDIT: Why you hate the X1?

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The Flood / Re: The PlayStation 4 Pro ad displeases me.
« on: December 21, 2016, 04:47:46 AM »
Oh, Path1c is still here?
wow

"Worlds most powerful console"

> Doesn't have 64 bits like N64
Japanese Sony propaganda.

Buy American, buy Microsoft.

4845
The Flood / Re: How many terms will Trump be president?
« on: December 21, 2016, 04:44:55 AM »
I hope its all of them.

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The Flood / Re: Trigger the user above you ITT
« on: December 21, 2016, 04:41:20 AM »
I'm not your dad.

EDIT: ffs that one was meant for banjo
Triggered?

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The Flood / Re: Trigger the user above you ITT
« on: December 21, 2016, 04:39:10 AM »
Lives with parents.

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The Flood / Re: Flood rewind 2016. [Post favorite Flood moments from 2016]
« on: December 21, 2016, 03:25:45 AM »
The "All Too Easy" saga.

Made for a good read.
Furfa

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Gaming / Re: 'Is this game worth playing?'
« on: December 20, 2016, 03:55:23 AM »
Doom
It has demons from hell and guns that shoot straight without having to aim down sights.
its the anti-cod game of this decade. It shits on most trends that FPS games follow today.
If you played the latest Wolfenstein games, this is sort of similar but better.

OT: Overwatch.

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The Flood / Re: Flood rewind 2016. [Post favorite Flood moments from 2016]
« on: December 20, 2016, 03:51:10 AM »
What the hell happened to pip?
I think I saw him playing H5 not too long ago.

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The Flood / Re: Flood rewind 2016. [Post favorite Flood moments from 2016]
« on: December 19, 2016, 05:47:28 PM »
http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/i-had-the-worst-night-of-my-life-thursday-night/
Oh, so that's why he is not around anymore...
Lesson learned kids - undress before foreplay.

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The Flood / Re: Flood rewind 2016. [Post favorite Flood moments from 2016]
« on: December 19, 2016, 05:40:25 PM »
YouTube


Haha, yes. This was a thing.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: December 19, 2016, 05:39:50 PM »
I thought the campaign was terrible throughout its entirety. Not only did the story nearly put me to sleep at some instances, but the gunplay was tiring. The promethean aimbots made us quit several times over, and the last mission itself brought out the most rage. Being confined in a tiny room full of crawlers and soldiers enraged the entire party.

The fact that they re-used him so many times - like how did no one from the more important devs not point that shit out?

"Hey, we sure seem to be using Warden a lot."
"Yeah, I know. What are you suggesting?"
"idk, lets do something different."
*proceeds to make three copies of Warden for a boss battle*
"Not exactly what I meant, but hey - the game is Rated T so those kids will be too busy playing the MP anyway..."

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The Flood / Flood rewind 2016. [Post favorite Flood moments from 2016]
« on: December 19, 2016, 05:34:46 PM »
rip Ender.

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Equality and all that. Human farms etc etc.
Also, would you buy human meat?

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The Flood / Re: *teleports behind you*
« on: December 19, 2016, 03:21:53 PM »
were it so easy

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The Flood / Re: important news about challengerX
« on: December 19, 2016, 09:54:11 AM »
SNITCHES GET STITCHES
Stitches get you all the bitches.

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The Flood / Re: How did 6 milllion Jews die?
« on: December 19, 2016, 09:26:37 AM »
What was the point of making this thread?
А хер его душу знает.
You can ask this for about 75% of the threads on Flood.

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Gaming / Re: I have Halo 5. Screw this thread :^) | Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 19, 2016, 07:09:05 AM »
Having finished the campaign, here are my thoughts. From a perspective of a guy who knows the lore well. Major spoilers below.

Spoiler
Overall, pretty satisfying. I can see a lot of stuff that will confuse your average fan, but that wasn't a problem for me. Nonetheless, they ought to cover topics like the Mantle more in-depth in the game - a Mass Effect style codex for the major topixs would be welcome.

As for the story itself, certainly a mixed bag. Overall, the plot is a cohesive nareative that makes sense, and there are certainly no characters I dislike bar one (I'll explain in a minute). In particular,Exuberant (The new monitor) and the Warden are very much characters I enjoyed interacting with, their dialogue and voice acting is top notch.

The only major complaint I really have is the reincarnation of cortana. Whilst I certainly enjoyed having her as the antagonist rather than the protagonist (Which was certainly refreshing and unexpected), I dislike the conxept of her return. I was wholeheartedly wanting and expecting her to be the domain using her image to get to John, but nope. Either way, I'm impressed with the route they took regarding her and while it's not how I would have done it, I'm certainly not majorly opposed to it. With a lot of recent media focusing on AI (Such as Saint's Testimony), it's a logical direction to take. And it ties well into the central themes of the Reclaimer Saga.

However, there are some things I'm not too thrilled about, though only the first is anything major.

-Jul being killed off as he was is honestly a waste of a pretty good character. Having seen his character through Glasslands,Thursday War, Spartan Ops and Escalation, it annoys me how he's just sort of killed at the start of the game and that's it.
-Cortana's appearance. Ew.
-Thel deserved more screen time
-The abrupt ending cliffhanger. This is worse than Halo 2's ending, quite frankly. While I'm not doubting it's effect on the plot, it's just a dick move to make us wait until 2018, presuming a three year dev cycle
-the ending is really anticlimactic. It's not like,say Halo 4 where you have a clear 'final battle' kind of feel. You just sort of kill some stuff as normal in the last mission before the final cutscene begins. Very underwhelming.

There are a lot of things I enjoyed about the campaign, but I'm too lazy to write them here. So despite only talking about the negatives, tbis easily goes into my top 3 stories of the series. Right next to Halos 4 and ODST

What the fuck


Was I autistic in 2015?
Maybe this was before your opinion was swayed by other people? This was probably your most genuine opinion but then someone else pointed a few things and suddenly you start viewing the game differently.

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The Flood / Re: How did 6 milllion Jews die?
« on: December 19, 2016, 04:18:38 AM »
They got pranked by ze Germans. All water in the showers was replaced by gas.
Prank gone wrong, gone violent, gone genocide.

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