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The Flood / Re: Help me name this pooch
« on: December 22, 2017, 11:41:37 AM »
Make sure his name has an eeee sound in it tho, that gets animals all excited
How about Reeee?

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The Flood / Re: Help me name this pooch
« on: December 22, 2017, 09:18:02 AM »
Call him Boris, or Dmitriy.

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The Flood / Re: Help me name this pooch
« on: December 22, 2017, 05:45:57 AM »
Deci

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 21, 2017, 11:50:51 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: December 21, 2017, 05:07:25 AM »
YouTube
>You will never get home after school and play halo 3 with your xbox live friends until 2 in the morning ever again
>you will never see 300,000+ people online playing Halo ever again on a consistent basis
>you will never see Social Slayer have a population over 75,000 ever again
>you will never be able to see shitty pictures in people's file shares before a match starts
>you will never see your capped out friend list with 12 people playing matchmaking and another 15 running custom game lobbies ever again
>You will never get to experience getting your first perfection ever again
>You will never buy Bungie Pro so you can fill your fileshare with memes and anime girl weapon art ever again
>You will never watch halo 3 machinimas for the first time ever again.
Please stop. Why even live anymore?

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 20, 2017, 09:44:53 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 20, 2017, 05:21:22 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Why do you fucking losers use 4chan?
« on: December 20, 2017, 02:42:56 AM »
Where else can you steal the memes from?

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Gaming / Re: Zonda how do I get Halo PC to work on my laptop
« on: December 19, 2017, 03:42:08 PM »
Didn't even answer my legit questions... w/e, OP.
sorry
Does it fail during the install?
Does it crash at the start-up?
Does it crash while loading the main menu?
Any error messages or just the regular "Stopped working" ?

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Gaming / Re: Zonda how do I get Halo PC to work on my laptop
« on: December 19, 2017, 11:52:10 AM »
Didn't even answer my legit questions... w/e, OP.

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Gaming / Re: Defend this. (TW: anime, intense misogyny)
« on: December 19, 2017, 10:52:29 AM »
YouTube


Bury it next to Halo, Battlefront and Mass Effect
as long as this is the pile of game franchises that have never been good ever
Opinions intensify

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 19, 2017, 07:02:41 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 19, 2017, 04:53:37 AM »
Will there ever be a final episode?

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The Flood / Re: time to start huffing
« on: December 19, 2017, 04:44:54 AM »
And break the house down

Also, if you have a drug problem, seek help. But you won't, will you? You are beyond help?

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The Flood / Re: Show me your trees. Share your holiday plans.
« on: December 18, 2017, 05:05:34 PM »
Why are you people giving Casper shit? With a face like Casper's he don't need to education.

<3

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Gaming / Re: Zonda how do I get Halo PC to work on my laptop
« on: December 18, 2017, 02:06:35 PM »
Did you try running in compatibility mode?
Is there an error or does it just crash?

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The Flood / Re: Doki Doki squad assemble
« on: December 18, 2017, 09:54:21 AM »
wtf happened to this thread
Doki-doki, commit a sudoki.

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The Flood / Re: >he thinks masculinity is good
« on: December 18, 2017, 09:53:49 AM »
Looks like a discount One Direction boii.

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The Flood / Re: Doki Doki squad assemble
« on: December 18, 2017, 09:42:56 AM »
all weebs need to fucking hang

what's confusing you, do it you bitch
Hey, so I saw your last comment and I thought to myself "Hey, I can do another Doki Doki reference or maybe even reference on dubbing here and everyone will smile wryly and chuckle to themselves, then give a single knowing nod as if to say "That`ll do, Mark, that'll do"", but in the end I decided not to.
how about you speak American?
I was not aware that there exists such a language as "American". Can you give me some textbooks, so I could learn such a magnifisent language?
Real Americans don't have time to read books, we're born with an innate understand of our language.
There is no American language.

R E K T
You type like someone who isn't American
No, I am not a British / European immigrant living in US. I AM however culturally appropriating the English language as if its my own.

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Gaming / Re: Worst Game of 2017?
« on: December 18, 2017, 08:59:57 AM »
As someone who worked on CoD - I can confirm, they DO take three years a pop.
Since you want to be a smartass explain to me why CoD games have shipped with less content, polish, and stability in a "3 year development" cycle than the ones that were made before it that were on the 360 and PS3 that took less time to make.

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Just because they found traces of IW in the WW2 code, just means that they are not stupid enough to throw out an engine and write a fresh one.
Yes they are. Activision are greedy fucks and they want to make up all the money they lost with IW. It's clear that they run these developers with an iron fist. If Advanced Warfare 2 was made and just released, they wouldn't even come close to what they made from WW2 sales and supply drops.

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Objects are not deleted because some thing depend on the object count. To save time, they might remove the asset but keep the reference. Going through every routine to check what it (and how many) things it expects would take a lot of time.
3 years is plenty of time to create a game, test play it, and fix any bug or anything else wrong with it before it is released. WW2 is a game that was just put together in half a year to make a quick buck and lacks the soul, creativity, immersion, and everything else that World at War features nearly 10 years ago.
I can explain it all. Just not enough time to write the whole story.

TL;DW: A lot of stuff is outsourced - so making sure there is equal polish across CP / MP and ZM is difficult.
The CP team already starts making up the story for the next game pretty much right after the current one is done and that across every department. Everyone is constantly working. In the final 6 months before release, all focus goes to the current game.

The reason previous games had more polish can be explained by two things:
1) Increased outsource. A lot is still in-house, but some things were outsourced. ZM is done by Raven. God bless their souls.
2) The code-base is updated. A lot more complexity in this one. A team that brings in big bank, they really could afford to hire more.

I can vouch for the team though. The boys and girls there work their asses off and any short-comings can be explained by unrealistic demands from the suits. The can hire more staff to ease crunch time, but why spend money when you can just voluntary make your employees work basically 16 hours a day?

The crunch time was so morbid. Walking past office and the people there struggling to stay awake.
Hire more staff ffs. College kids would work for literal bread, just to get some experience. Who am I kidding, they can afford to pay everyone over 50k, easy but they don't.

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Gaming / Re: Worst Game of 2017?
« on: December 18, 2017, 08:49:55 AM »
How? How do you mannage to fuck up when you literally just had to coppy-paste old Cod weapon stats and weapon models?

This isn't even like MCC where they had less than a year and a budget of of fingernail dirt to Port 4 games on to new hardware while still building Halo 5.

It's just CoD without all the new shit. You've been doing this shit since the dawn of time. The game is already made. How do you fuck that up?
It's made by Sledgehammer, they are incompetent and flat out retarded when it comes to making CoD games. Don't let the WWII-theme fool you because this game is hands down one of the WORST CoD games ever made.

And stop believing the "3 year development" lies that Activision says because WW2 was datamined and people found exo suits and advanced movement in the game's code. This leads to the speculation that this game was developed in an extremely short amount of time after the backlash that IW got. It all adds up because the game is horrendously buggy and extremely lacks polish in all areas. Advanced Warfare 2 was rumored to already be in development at the time of IW's pre release and post release.

Activison knew that people are sick of the future stuff and slapped this clusterfuck of a game to try and make up all the money they lost with IW.

I played the game for 2 weeks and stopped because of how bad it is and I'm not gonna wait for any fixes because the damage has already been done.

World at War is nearly 10 years old and the fact that a game that old is better in every single category than the new one that has the same setting is embarrassing.
As someone who worked on CoD - I can confirm, they DO take three years a pop. Just because they found traces of IW in the WW2 code, just means that they are not stupid enough to throw out an engine and write a fresh one. Objects are not deleted because some thing depend on the object count. To save time, they might remove the asset but keep the reference. Going through every routine to check what it (and how many) things it expects would take a lot of time.

You worked on CoD?
Black Ops 3.

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The Flood / Re: Doki Doki squad assemble
« on: December 18, 2017, 08:09:26 AM »
Guys, I found MarKhan again. The origin story:

https://giant.gfycat.com/FastDifferentCutworm.mp4

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Gaming / Re: Mystery box in Black ops Zombies
« on: December 18, 2017, 06:46:06 AM »
These guys are all chumps. OP, what you really want to do is look for the light in the sky.
but Kino Der Toten and five tho  :'(
xbox.com?

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The Flood / Re: Doki Doki squad assemble
« on: December 18, 2017, 05:13:21 AM »
all weebs need to fucking hang

what's confusing you, do it you bitch
Hey, so I saw your last comment and I thought to myself "Hey, I can do another Doki Doki reference or maybe even reference on dubbing here and everyone will smile wryly and chuckle to themselves, then give a single knowing nod as if to say "That`ll do, Mark, that'll do"", but in the end I decided not to.
how about you speak American?
I was not aware that there exists such a language as "American". Can you give me some textbooks, so I could learn such a magnifisent language?
Real Americans don't have time to read books, we're born with an innate understand of our language.
There is no American language.

R E K T

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Gaming / Re: Mystery box in Black ops Zombies
« on: December 18, 2017, 05:08:55 AM »
These guys are all chumps. OP, what you really want to do is look for the light in the sky.

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The Flood / Re: Show me your trees. Share your holiday plans.
« on: December 16, 2017, 05:52:05 PM »
Does anyone here make hand-made holiday cards? If so, what is the best paper for this?
Construction paper or cardstock. Places like Michael's have specialty colored card papers too to add flair
Who is this Michael and where do I find him?
(I'll check out a store we have here called Eason. They have stationary supplies.)
the hell is a stationary?
*Stationery

oopsy.
I still don't know what that is
Ah! Must be a UK term... Basically, office supplies. Paper, staples, folders etc.

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The Flood / Re: Show me your trees. Share your holiday plans.
« on: December 16, 2017, 04:40:08 PM »
Does anyone here make hand-made holiday cards? If so, what is the best paper for this?
Construction paper or cardstock. Places like Michael's have specialty colored card papers too to add flair
Who is this Michael and where do I find him?
(I'll check out a store we have here called Eason. They have stationary supplies.)
the hell is a stationary?
*Stationery

oopsy.

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The Flood / Re: Show me your trees. Share your holiday plans.
« on: December 16, 2017, 03:19:12 PM »
Does anyone here make hand-made holiday cards? If so, what is the best paper for this?
Construction paper or cardstock. Places like Michael's have specialty colored card papers too to add flair
Who is this Michael and where do I find him?
(I'll check out a store we have here called Eason. They have stationary supplies.)

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Serious / Re: Net Neutrality Dead?
« on: December 16, 2017, 04:29:35 AM »
Isn't the whole point of the servants of the people (politicians) to server the voices of the people?
How can they just "lol nope" like that?!

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