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5311
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:49:29 PM »
Quickly, what's the square root of 34,503?!
Get this math out of my thread
Make me.
Those are my favorite words 
5312
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:46:31 PM »
What made you start working out and how long ago was it?
About 3 years ago. I was in cross country and there were two seniors that were in it also to stay in shape for wrestling. These guys were way different than everyone else. While we all were scrawny pimple faced kids struggling to bench the bar these two guys were big, strong, confident. I would see them around school and wanted to be like them. They hung out with the prettiest girls, were friends with everyone, walked like they owned the school and you could tell people respected them, they had almost an aura. I asked them how to get big and they told me they go to the gym, I asked my dad and he signed us up and now i'm swole af 
5313
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:43:36 PM »
Quickly, what's the square root of 34,503?!
Get this math out of my thread
5314
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:41:39 PM »
If you were to pick a single event in your life that has shaped you the most what would it be?
My old black neighbor inspired me to run. That first run with him led me to embrace a life of fitness
5315
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:40:02 PM »
How much protein you get a day?
Between 160-200 grams a day Have you fucked your hot aunt yet?
no man my dad and her had some sort of falling out and i haven't seen her since  Why are you such a porky cunt
WTF
5316
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:55:07 PM »
People are cool mayne
5317
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:54:28 PM »
Pizza
&
Mexican AF those are so good
5318
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:49:36 PM »
What's your favorite color?
Red easily. I'm also a fan of aquamarine What's your fastest mile?
I used to run distance in cross country/track so my fastest mile was a 5:23 or so I'll take a peak real quick
5319
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:27:13 PM »
With all the hype I've been getting now is a good time to do an ama. I will answer completely serious in this thread. You can ask anything but really stupid questions will probably be ignored 
5320
« on: May 04, 2015, 08:02:52 PM »
I'm actually really fat and I have bad acne. I only make fun of Jive because he is so perfect in every way, including his little penis.
post one pussy, I don't judge I just want to jerk off to you with my baby dick
5321
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:55:06 PM »
Lemon I need to see how you look irl
5322
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:43:15 PM »
Yeah but I'm still right
5323
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:39:28 PM »
This is getting boring now all you guys have proven to me is that you can post neat memes
5324
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:36:16 PM »
Posting zyzz memes won't save you now
5325
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:34:37 PM »
Did jive drop a dick pic?
no I ended up jacking off and theb realized I don't need to post my dick smh LMAO @ the butthurt jellyboys itt keep it coming
5326
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:11:19 PM »
I am going to post a pic of my massive penis brb
5327
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:10:19 PM »
when I am rich and famous i will find you all and murder you
you can FUCKING TRY FAGGOT one day of liftan and im already ripped you have no idea what im capable of my body is perfect and a perfect body + me = perfect and success your got another ting coming to you if u think you can fuck with me bitch
you will regret ever even thinking of making this post irl I guarantee it just you wait
These are joke posts, right?
Right?
yea easily
5328
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:09:14 PM »
when I am rich and famous i will find you all and murder you
you can FUCKING TRY FAGGOT one day of liftan and im already ripped you have no idea what im capable of my body is perfect and a perfect body + me = perfect and success your got another ting coming to you if u think you can fuck with me bitch
you will regret ever even thinking of making this post irl I guarantee it just you wait
while i was POWERWALKING on the treadmill, i just fucking KNEW that i'd be ceo of apple in a few years
A FEW YEARS
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
with my perfect body and my immaculately charming personality, everything is possible. don't be salty cuz your jelly, bro, work on improving yourself befor u go around talkin shit brah
you're a fukkin Freak!
5329
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:08:23 PM »
shame about your small dick tho
yeah, but he's better than you in every way apart from that
but I am? I have a bigger dick too irl, I can make a list of things if you'd like
if you say so baby dick
bro you're making me angry at how you won't realize how much better than you I am I can make srs post but I am blinded by rage And by bro I mean never my bro
5330
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:05:32 PM »
Wait for irl
5331
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:04:45 PM »
when I am rich and famous i will find you all and murder you
you can FUCKING TRY FAGGOT one day of liftan and im already ripped you have no idea what im capable of my body is perfect and a perfect body + me = perfect and success your got another ting coming to you if u think you can fuck with me bitch
you will regret ever even thinking of making this post irl I guarantee it just you wait
5332
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:03:06 PM »
shame about your small dick tho
yeah, but he's better than you in every way apart from that
but I am? I have a bigger dick too irl, I can make a list of things if you'd like
5333
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:00:30 PM »
when I am rich and famous i will find you all and murder you
5334
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:39:06 PM »
I will destroy you all
5335
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:20:13 PM »
Man you eat a lot of fast food lol
5336
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:19:20 PM »
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
I'm not done with your Angus yet jelly boy. Don't project your jealousy of me on PSU
Okay Mr dick pic poster. Go be insecure somewhere else
u want to be me so bad
No offense and I don't have anything against you, but why would anybody want to be some airhead who has no plans for the future and is so insecure he needs to have a "perfect" body to try and feel better about himself.
I'm sure you're a cool dude and intelligent enough, but you're heading down a really bad road bro. You have to run success down, you can't sit around and wait for it to come to you.
I have bigger plans for the future than you could ever dream of I will be world-class physique model with hundreds of sponsorship flying me out to different countries making money flexing my sexy bod and then open up an athletic center personal training business or some type of physical therapy clinic (my dad's dr I have the hookups in the medical field) and then retire w a 25 year old wife on an island
Stay fukin jelly
Yeah man in 10 years' time I'm going to invent a spaceship and defend the universe from a hostile alien race.
There are literally hundreds of thousands of body builders. If you think you're going to become a millionaire because you have some muscles, then I don't think there's much I can tell you.
Go to school, do some sort of course. Get a career while you're young and actually ensure that you'll be making serious bank by age 25.
I am in school I take max units every semester and have 3.5 gpa but it's all about networking, I will meet more people in my field by continuing the gym dream x the connections I have met from my dad. Getting a +200k/year job in the medical field will be breeze
5337
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:06:32 PM »
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
I'm not done with your Angus yet jelly boy. Don't project your jealousy of me on PSU
Okay Mr dick pic poster. Go be insecure somewhere else
u want to be me so bad
No offense and I don't have anything against you, but why would anybody want to be some airhead who has no plans for the future and is so insecure he needs to have a "perfect" body to try and feel better about himself.
I'm sure you're a cool dude and intelligent enough, but you're heading down a really bad road bro. You have to run success down, you can't sit around and wait for it to come to you.
I have bigger plans for the future than you could ever dream of I will be world-class physique model with hundreds of sponsorship flying me out to different countries making money flexing my sexy bod and then open up an athletic center personal training business or some type of physical therapy clinic (my dad's dr I have the hookups in the medical field) and then retire w a 25 year old wife on an island Stay fukin jelly
5338
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:00:57 PM »
U lemon, jelly? 
5339
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:55:37 PM »
If I drink beer at a party I feel bloated and gassy and have to hold my farts a lot
5340
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:53:13 PM »
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
I'm not done with your Angus yet jelly boy. Don't project your jealousy of me on PSU
Okay Mr dick pic poster. Go be insecure somewhere else
u want to be me so bad
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