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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Kinda wanna fall in love
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:43:37 AM »
Was that Shakespeare?
Yeah but I added my own twist to it though

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The Flood / Re: Kinda wanna fall in love
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:43:01 AM »
Unless this is a meme I'm missing, nope, don't do it. Not worth it.
No man, I need to fall in love

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The Flood / Kinda wanna fall in love
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:35:19 AM »
Kinda wanna fall in love with a beautiful 5'6" Eurasian or latina girl who lifts and just sing country songs with her while driving on an empty road at like 6:00pm with the windows down

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:31:34 AM »
Pics of ex or current girl?

I'm not going to share those. I remember when I shared pics of my firstborn and what happened then.
What happened then?

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:27:54 AM »
Pics of ex or current girl?

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The Flood / Re: Drugs n stuff
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:13:51 AM »
what drugs have you done?

Marijuana, "dabs" (concentrated THC), psilocybin mushrooms, ecstasy, and acid.
tell me about ectasy. i'm going to be rolling on halloween
Try to stay happy. The easiest way to explain it is that it amplifies all of your emotions. If you're happy, you're REALLY happy. If you're horny, you're REALLY horny.

On the flip side, you can have some major mood swings.
Dang lol I already have major mood swings due to some other things

this will be fun

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The Flood / Re: Drugs n stuff
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:03:54 AM »
what drugs have you done?

Marijuana, "dabs" (concentrated THC), psilocybin mushrooms, ecstasy, and acid.
tell me about ectasy. i'm going to be rolling on halloween

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The Flood / Re: Drugs n stuff
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:55:35 AM »
you're gonna have to explain to me the difference

Well for one, they're not physically addictive. Cocaine, crack, heroin, and other such drugs provide resources that your body considers as natural and enhancing, and then goes into a deficit if you stop taking them. While hallucinogens and marijuana can be mentally addictive (as in you can get addicted to the feeling of them or rely on them too much, as people can get addicted to gaming and such), they are not physically addictive in any way and breed no dependability so long as they are used responsibly.

Secondly, they effect your body in different ways. Once again, hallucinogens give a primarily mental effect rather than a physical one - they change the way in which you think and perceive the world but do not change the chemical balance of your body. Amphetamines and opiates create physical changes in your body, thus making them much more dangerous for use.

I'm sure it's possible to permanently damage yourself with the kinds of things I've used, but once again that's where using them responsibly comes into play. I'm not an idiot that's going to drop ten tabs of acid and then go to a rave with no sober people who know me.
what drugs have you done?

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The Flood / Re: Tall Girls Or Guys
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:54:41 AM »
there was this girl my age from a different school who was 6'4" and absolutely gorgeous. White, athletic body, beautiful face, smart, 6'5". A goddess, she was out of my league af

Wonder how she's doing now. I think she got a full ride to Cal or Stanford

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The Flood / Re: Drugs n stuff
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:51:05 AM »
popping in to say this thread is circlejerk afaf k peaceout bye

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The Flood / Re: Should I stay or go?
« on: October 01, 2015, 08:08:14 PM »
Nothing left to say tho

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The Flood / Re: Should I stay or go?
« on: October 01, 2015, 08:07:35 PM »
I need to get in this

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys, i'm new. kinda
« on: October 01, 2015, 06:29:41 PM »
heeyyy

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The Flood / Re: There's like four crossdressers on my campus
« on: September 30, 2015, 11:14:36 PM »
Judging people just screams low confidence tbh
So does bragging about your gains on an Internet forum
No bitch I was quoting you

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The Flood / Re: My back is now bigger than a door
« on: September 30, 2015, 11:13:00 PM »
You got some good rear delt action. And yeah things are coming together.
Thanks brizzy. They are under appreciated.

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The Flood / Re: My back is now bigger than a door
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:40:22 PM »
share some gains with a twig pls
I do it every night


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The Flood / Re: My back is now bigger than a door
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:39:14 PM »
You're gonna turn into a cloud.
Real talk I'm not even flexing yet

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The Flood / Re: There's like four crossdressers on my campus
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:38:19 PM »
Judging people just screams low confidence tbh

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:36:59 PM »
No touching my ass

My friend says getting his ass eaten by a girl was god tier

I will eat clean big hipped latina ass srs

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The Flood / Re: How old do you think I am?
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:35:10 PM »
Damn it's crazy how I'm only 17 and I could still knock your 30 year old punk ass out

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The Flood / Re: Does this mean Sep7agon is gonna be famous?
« on: September 30, 2015, 02:44:45 PM »
I would suggest advertising on bnet right now

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The Flood / Re: My back is now bigger than a door
« on: September 30, 2015, 12:25:18 PM »
I like picking up doors. Kinda funny when I think about it. Demolishing a building and somebody asks for help with moving a door and the frame it's attached to in one piece and I say I've got it.

Pick up the whole assembly and I can often carry them like a suitcase. Gotta love the faces they make when I give em a smile as I walk buy.

You should start buying tight shirts and ripping them as you hulk flex your muscles. Make sure you paint yourself green for Halloween.
You have that functional strength

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The Flood / Re: My back is now bigger than a door
« on: September 30, 2015, 12:08:56 PM »
ddaaaayyyyuuummmm! So many gains.
Thank you  :D :D

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The Flood / Re: I am dying.
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:25:56 PM »
I plan on getting a statue of me built tbh

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The Flood / Re: My back is now bigger than a door
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:24:05 PM »
Can't wait to see those chicken legs
No. I am allergic to hate

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The Flood / Re: My back is now bigger than a door
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:23:48 PM »
sick lats, bro 👌
Thanks man it means a lot 😁

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The Flood / Re: My back is now bigger than a door
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:23:18 PM »
I dunno, man, the pic doesn't 100% convince me. Especially when you put the door at that angle to make it smaller :P
Are you suggesting I tried to out-angle the door so I could make people believe I'm bigger than a door!?

>.>

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The Flood / Re: 36 Ways to To Say NO To Weed & Still Be COOL
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:11:27 PM »
No, I'm allergic to hate

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The Flood / My back is now bigger than a door
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:10:30 PM »
Leaving humanity behind 1 day at a time

that is all


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The Flood / Re: So I told my dog to stick his head out of the window
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:43:49 AM »
Remember to take extra care with such people!
Spoiler
Shutup bitch
Go compensate elsewhere
Don't be threatened by my overconfidence because you have none you suicidal little cunt

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