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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: i need $300 by tuesday
« on: November 07, 2015, 05:01:35 PM »
Stop being an asshole and tell us why you need the money asshole.

Someone might just be generous enough to lend you it,
Spoiler
lol no
I will NEVER borrow money smh

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Serious / Re: Sexual orientation thread
« on: November 07, 2015, 05:00:40 PM »
Vagina is beautiful

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The Flood / i need $300 by tuesday
« on: November 07, 2015, 03:31:10 PM »
fuck

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The Flood / Re: Ask Cindo Anything
« on: November 07, 2015, 03:30:13 PM »
pics?

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The Flood / Re: Ask Cindo Anything
« on: November 07, 2015, 03:29:50 PM »
Pucs?

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The Flood / Re: Al Gore was right.
« on: November 06, 2015, 08:21:59 PM »
In california it's 58

fuck i hate the cold

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The Flood / Re: I only fall in love with girls i can't have
« on: November 06, 2015, 08:21:18 PM »
Huh. Jive, you need to be decisive.
It's HARD when there are so many women out there with the ability to make me fall in love(infatuation)  :-\

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The Flood / Re: Libertarian?
« on: November 06, 2015, 05:57:16 PM »
What's wrong with libertarianism? (srs) let's say i know nothing about it

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The Flood / Re: I only fall in love with girls i can't have
« on: November 06, 2015, 05:21:39 PM »
I wonder what she's doin tonight brahs

she's probably gonna spend all night cuddled up with her dog in a warm blanket drinking hot chocolate watching some indie movie that's beyond my grasp of understanding

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The Flood / Re: I only fall in love with girls i can't have
« on: November 06, 2015, 05:11:55 PM »
How many times have you been in love?
real love: twice


This typw of love: too many times to count
Would you say you are more infatuated than in love?
Can you describe infatuation for me?
Really intense temporary passion.

Perhaps the pursuit is all that really excites you. So it isn't the particular person, but the challenge of the conquest.
This sounds accurate

I just want to adorn the librarian girl in love, but when I really sit and think I can't imagine actually being in a relationship with her.

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any siblings?
« on: November 06, 2015, 05:10:32 PM »
Brother and a sister

My brother is a stud though. He's a 14 year old 6'1" 180lb football player. We are extremely competitive because we are similar sizes. When I was his age though I was 5'7" and 115lbs so I really think this kid is going to end up mogging the fuck out of me when he hits 17-18-19. He is also more facially aesthetic than me smh. I've been training him so he can be big/muscular/strong and be the most dominant alpha male in his highschool

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The Flood / Re: I only fall in love with girls i can't have
« on: November 06, 2015, 04:30:31 PM »
How many times have you been in love?
real love: twice


This typw of love: too many times to count
Would you say you are more infatuated than in love?
Can you describe infatuation for me?

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The Flood / Re: I only fall in love with girls i can't have
« on: November 06, 2015, 03:56:34 PM »
How many times have you been in love?
real love: twice


This typw of love: too many times to count

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The Flood / I only fall in love with girls i can't have
« on: November 06, 2015, 03:30:17 PM »
Once/if i get them i don't want them anymore


right now i'm in love with a cute shy 18 year old librarian

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The Flood / Re: I'll assign the new royal council
« on: November 06, 2015, 01:27:56 AM »
who hit the millionth?

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interested to see your updates with this sandtrap

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The Flood / Re: What is your favorite type of deli meat?
« on: November 06, 2015, 12:09:32 AM »
Cock

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The Flood / Re: Rhythm is a dancer
« on: November 06, 2015, 12:07:56 AM »
"well my last thread got zero replies better go make another"
you should've been aborted tbh

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The Flood / Re: Rhythm is a dancer
« on: November 06, 2015, 12:07:37 AM »

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The Flood / Rhythm is a dancer
« on: November 06, 2015, 12:05:26 AM »
It's a souls companion

You can feel it everywhere

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The Flood / Tfw girl you hooked up with is snapchatting
« on: November 06, 2015, 12:02:05 AM »
But you're scared to open it cuz you can't remember what she looks like and don't really wanna talk to her ever

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The Flood / Re: need a new avatar
« on: November 05, 2015, 09:01:12 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Who would you rather fuck you to death?
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:40:07 PM »
Superman hnnnng no homo

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The Flood / Re: Post one million is fast approaching.
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:22:46 PM »
When do you guys think it'll happen? I think around 2 a.m

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The Flood / Re: Americans of Sep7: How many times a day do you clap
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:10:41 PM »
When people mess up

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The Flood / Re: Post one million is fast approaching.
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:07:45 PM »
How can you guys tell? All it says for me is 981833 posts

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The Flood / Re: Who's in the right and wrong here
« on: November 05, 2015, 04:32:57 PM »
Just go man it'll be fun, frat guys are cool

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The Flood / Re: These new Law & Order plots are getting out of hand
« on: November 05, 2015, 04:31:41 PM »
LOL at the sun one

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The Flood / Re: Jacking off is so lame
« on: November 05, 2015, 04:30:28 PM »
Try horse porn, it'll change your life.
Nice

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any facial hair?
« on: November 05, 2015, 04:28:50 PM »
I don't grow facial hair. But my uncle didn't either until like 23, and then he suddenly grew a thick as fuck beard it looks dope. SO I'm hoping it happens to me

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