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Messages - Jive Turkey
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« on: December 14, 2015, 11:47:40 AM »
Very, but i'm dieting
This last bulk really raised my metabolism, i feel like i'm starving if i eat under 3000 calories now
3242
« on: December 14, 2015, 11:39:33 AM »
Taking all of my women smh
On the bright side, I'm competing with Chad now
On the downside, I'm competing with Chad
3243
« on: December 13, 2015, 02:00:20 AM »
deci would you have sex with felicia?
3244
« on: December 13, 2015, 01:35:57 AM »
Oh my god my stomach is eating itself. I'm already at my calorie limit but i'm doing everything in my power not to devour 1500 calories of bread with butter right now
3245
« on: December 13, 2015, 01:28:47 AM »
My friend just took 10 shots of vodka in a row on his snapchat story wtf
What a moron. Will he be alright?
3246
« on: December 13, 2015, 01:17:15 AM »
dude me too
you have no idea how happy i am that i can share this feeling with someone
3247
« on: December 13, 2015, 01:15:27 AM »
Also really wanna eat more cookies but have to be strong
3248
« on: December 13, 2015, 01:07:01 AM »
Who would you call out fella?
3249
« on: December 13, 2015, 01:06:02 AM »
So a tranny, a furry, and an autist walk into a sep7agon...
3250
« on: December 12, 2015, 09:37:36 PM »
BRB
5 egg whites 1 whole egg
Pineapples
oatmeal
BRB
Greek yogurt w honey
Turkey and cheese sandwhich with kale on wheat bread
Brb Steak and brocolli
BRB binge on 12 chocolate covered peanut butter cookies that were pretty soft
fml gonna go make myself throw up now
3251
« on: December 12, 2015, 03:34:05 PM »
What the heck is fondue
My mom always wants to make it but i have no clue what it is, melted cheese?
3252
« on: December 12, 2015, 02:07:16 AM »
A+ avatar
i'm obsessed man lol
So, in other words... no?
uhh, sorta no but sorta yes
3253
« on: December 12, 2015, 02:04:47 AM »
I don't grow body hair/very minimal
3254
« on: December 12, 2015, 02:02:38 AM »
Being drunk is like:
Have you ever had one of those situations where you kinda feel on top of the world? You feel like you have no inhibitions and can say or do anything you want cause whoooooo caaaarreeeess
Along with that, you are also kinda pretty disoriented. Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night having to use the bathroom, so you walk through the dark in a weird dreamlike haze? It's also like this except without the sleepiness
Along with that, your emotions are heightened. For example, i'm always EXTREMELY enthusiastic. If another drunk person says something like "aaayyyyyye" i'll stop whateber i'm doing and say "aaaayyyyyyeee" and they'll respond again like"aayyyye" and it's really stupid but pretty funny also.
Also imagine turning your head to the side very fast, and then your brain catching up with whatever you see about a second later. If you get what I mean
That's what being drunk is like for me. Also i'd much rather be drunk than high any day. I don't do much of either anymore tho
3255
« on: December 11, 2015, 06:33:14 PM »
Edging can be bad for your prostate fella
3256
« on: December 11, 2015, 06:18:09 PM »
SO MUCH SWAG o ma god 
3257
« on: December 11, 2015, 01:50:33 AM »
Fucking lol @ someone like Batch hating on strip clubs and then Decimator Omega liking his post
3258
« on: December 10, 2015, 05:40:19 PM »
You probably have hazel eyes like me. They shift in color depending on your mood and the lighting.
hazel eyes master race 
3259
« on: December 10, 2015, 05:35:35 PM »
So i've had brown eyes(honey colored) my entire life. A few weeks ago i was asked if i was wearing contacts and i was like no, why? And i was told my eyes looked green, so i looked in the car mirror and the entire bottom portion of both of my eyes were green Like this but more 50/50  Not that i'm complaining but is it normal for eyes to change colors?
3260
« on: December 10, 2015, 05:25:02 PM »
>tfw I had a blonde that sucked me till her mouth was dry and I had to spit in her hands for lube. And I broke up with her for Halo 5. Biggest mistake ever.
feels 
3261
« on: December 10, 2015, 05:06:33 PM »
you're a bigger virgin than jim
Damn
no disrespect fam, jive is being a sexually frustrated whiny bitch atm.
it's the estrogen smh
3262
« on: December 10, 2015, 04:55:57 PM »
you're a bigger virgin than jim
wish i had my virginity back so i could lose it to library girl srs
3263
« on: December 10, 2015, 04:52:54 PM »
nah too young
One time i almost got in with some friends but my other friend fucked it up and said his real age smh
3264
« on: December 10, 2015, 04:50:19 PM »
where she'd glide her fingertips over my palm and stop where my fingers start for like 15 minutes straight
hnnng feeling, top 10 feelings
NEeed that again it's not the same when i do it to myself smh
3265
« on: December 09, 2015, 11:40:14 PM »
I love steak, though.
I love your avi
3266
« on: December 09, 2015, 10:25:57 PM »
KNOW I RUN THE STREETS, BOY
BETTER FOLLOW ME TOWARDS
3267
« on: December 09, 2015, 01:13:09 PM »
zyzz is dead
~~~~The Legacy Lives On~~~~ 
3268
« on: December 09, 2015, 01:08:51 PM »
If my local chipotle is infected
3269
« on: December 09, 2015, 01:06:50 PM »
Please respond
3270
« on: December 09, 2015, 01:04:09 PM »
do the sponsorship you pussy
if the dude really wants you to market their product then he obviously thinks highly of your physique. you have a great opportunity in front of you, especially if you want to go further into bodybuilding
fuuck i am being a huge pussy You're a good guy man
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