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The Flood / Re: Who is the creepiest user on this site?
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:40:18 PM »
Solonoid. Dude literally goes into members real lives and makes "files" or whatever about them

It's fun to joke but Roman isn't that creepy tbh.
Ah yes... Giving someone a gift through a co-worker when that person is on the verge of calling the cops over you is just true love ain't it?
It's obvious he's exaggerating everything now. All of the stuff about having sex and wanting her back is true, but for the most part he's just posting any idea/thought that pops into his head, like a diary. Guarantee 60% of the people here have "creepier" thoughts they just don't post them like roman does

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The Flood / Do you ever have a dream about someone you know
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:33:22 PM »
And then when you wake up you look at them differently in real life?

Last night I had a dream where I hungout with this girl I barely know and now I want to call her up or something smh

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The Flood / Re: Who is the creepiest user on this site?
« on: December 16, 2015, 10:36:00 AM »
Solonoid. Dude literally goes into members real lives and makes "files" or whatever about them

It's fun to joke but Roman isn't that creepy tbh.

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The Flood / Re: Who would win, Decimator Omega or Roman Gladiator?
« on: December 15, 2015, 11:20:19 PM »
Win in terms of what? Beating the shit out of each other? Uhhh, no. I know what Roman looks like. There is no way that fat bastard is gonna beat me.
Bro I get the feeling that Roman could be very cold. Like if you had him on the floor you would show him mercy, just turn around and walk away. But if Roman had you on the floor he would stomp until there was no more

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The Flood / Who would win in a fight, Decimator Omega or Roman Gladiator?
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:30:44 PM »
I think Roman would absolutely wreck Deci to be honest. What about you?

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The Flood / Re: But this pimp is at the top of Mt. Olympus
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:28:43 PM »

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The Flood / Re: i slept with someone for the first time last night
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:24:26 PM »
About a year ago I slept in one bed with 4 different girls and didn't have sex with any of them SRS
You must be an alt of BC, because that claim is outrageous.
It's real life brizzy

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The Flood / Re: But this pimp is at the top of Mt. Olympus
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:23:16 PM »
tfw smh you don't take alex jones super chmetrail vitality




what the FUCK did you just call me?!

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The Flood / Re: But this pimp is at the top of Mt. Olympus
« on: December 15, 2015, 07:51:10 PM »
This is what happens when you have the highest sex drive on earth but also practice abstinence smh

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The Flood / But this pimp is at the top of Mt. Olympus
« on: December 15, 2015, 07:50:13 PM »
Ready for the world games this is my Olympics



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The Flood / Re: i slept with someone for the first time last night
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:27:15 PM »
About a year ago I slept in one bed with 4 different girls and didn't have sex with any of them SRS
You must be gay.
I have a group of extremely hot girl friends that I'm deep in the friendzone with lol. I've known them for years and I don't really mind tho because it opens up a ton of doors for girls i actually fuck

But anyways i went with them to a party and i got pretty drunk and passed out in the bed and then later found out through tons of selfies on snapchat that they all slept in the same bed with me too lmaaaooo i smh everytime

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The Flood / Re: Which looks better?
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:15:17 PM »
I kinda like the top betterbut IDK man

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The Flood / Re: i slept with someone for the first time last night
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:09:48 PM »
About a year ago I slept in one bed with 4 different girls and didn't have sex with any of them SRS

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The Flood / Re: i slept with someone for the first time last night
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:29:05 PM »
Post pics

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:27:45 PM »
Fella all your problems would be over if you were Chad

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 11:52:57 AM »
If it's true love don't you EVER give up brah.

Nobody got anything they wanted by sitting around wishing they could have it(i mean some people have, i guess)

Lmao @ you if you let THE perfect girl slip away. You'll probably still be thinkkng about what could have been in 5 years if you don't take action.

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It must suck for you in missionary then. Why do you close your eyes when we make love?
mfw

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it must be weird having to do that while intensely looking into a camera
One time I saw a guy stroking this girls hair with both of his hands

Then who was holding the camera!?

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The Flood / Re: Could not imagine living anywhere other than California
« on: December 15, 2015, 01:53:59 AM »
I don't, I'd kind of like to got to live in Africa for a year or two.

Mongolia is also on the list of interesting places I'd like to live.
My friend is from rural Mongolia, he came to U.S when he was 14 (he's 18 now)

He said they would sometimes smoke cow poop srs

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The Flood / Re: Could not imagine living anywhere other than California
« on: December 15, 2015, 01:48:28 AM »
I lived there

born in the middle of the Mojave wasteland desert (29 Palms Marine Crops base)

fucked off and pulled an Enclave across the country when I was 1 to Virginia

Go die cuz i'm aggressive for no raisin
I'm so sorry 

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feels too invasive

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The Flood / Re: Could not imagine living anywhere other than California
« on: December 15, 2015, 01:40:10 AM »
Only downside is way too many Chads

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The Flood / Could not imagine living anywhere other than California
« on: December 15, 2015, 01:38:24 AM »
What the fuck it blows my mind how amazing California is. ANything you can imagine is just a few hours drive away

BRB Hollywood
BRB San Fran
BRB beautiful beaches and gorgeous coastline
BRB Yosemite, you can live in a cabin in the wilderness if you want
BRB great weather
BRB snow
BRB can drive down to mexico for illegal things
BRB never living anywhere else in my life

inb4 water ect

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The Flood / Re: So... Darth Vader's suit... Is it FULLY functional?
« on: December 14, 2015, 07:38:24 PM »
Half robot half human phallus fella. Like two tone malone from reddit

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The Flood / Re: Where are your ancestors from?
« on: December 14, 2015, 07:36:57 PM »
Krypton

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Chad man
« on: December 14, 2015, 04:27:28 PM »


Fighting countries now, are we Jive?
i'm not racist

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Feminists tbh
« on: December 14, 2015, 02:36:50 PM »

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