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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 19, 2016, 07:00:05 PM »
Tbh I just wanted to get into some internet fights but looks like I was too late

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The Flood / Re: I still only have 2 users on my ignore list..
« on: January 19, 2016, 06:58:03 PM »
Mute me too srs

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 19, 2016, 06:56:05 PM »
Nexus is a huge hillbilly loser that droppe out of school because he was a depressed pussy lmao at taking anything he says seriously

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 18, 2016, 11:51:06 PM »
Roman, you are the biggest creep ever.

Stop posting a person's picture online like that!
I don't think she'd care after what she did to me tonight, but took it down

Just because she gave you a blowjob doesn't mean you have permission to post their pictures on the internet. Especially posting on the biggest asshole and creep website possible.

At least you took it off, doesn't make it any better.
Lmao stfu it's not a big deal at all

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 18, 2016, 11:29:24 PM »
Ayyye my nigga Roman now pulls more girls than the fellas who tried making fun of him before πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

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The Flood / Re: In which order do you secure your pants?
« on: January 18, 2016, 10:17:12 PM »
Put pants on

Button button

Zip zipper

Buckle belt

>belts

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The Flood / Re: Green Smoothie
« on: January 18, 2016, 10:13:42 PM »
I'm at the gym and my sweat smells like garlic srs

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The Flood / Re: Green Smoothie
« on: January 18, 2016, 02:29:45 PM »
The garlic is waaaay too overpowering holy shit. I put 2 cloves in there, tastes like a slimy slightly sweet garlic smoothie smh. I don't even know the health benefits of garlic

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The Flood / Green Smoothie
« on: January 18, 2016, 02:05:40 PM »
Hey fellas Jive Turkey here. Gonna make a green smoothie to cleanse my body and give me proper energy to tackle the day(and also to reduce bloat cause tomorrow is school)

Smoothie will contain:

Lots of spinach
Handful of kale leaves
A banana
Pineapple and pineapple juice
Celery
A bit of garlic clove(joe rogan style)
A few tablespoons of flax seed(for cleansing)
Ice

Will let you guys know how it goes

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Kits, fat bitch

PSU, Phillies fan

Gaara444, fat beta loser weeb fucking off yourself

 isisaacdead, hehe funny name xD

Mr. Psychologist, le ebin middle ground >.<<><>.<.>.<.<.><.<.<.>

RomanGladiator, type to drug and rape a girl

Cheat, Jew

VagiΓ±a, post more

Rylo Ren, post more

Kupoop, pussy bitch

Jive Turkey, airhead steroid junky

DAS THE HALLS, πŸ’―

True Turquoise, hehehHHahahahavwhdndb LE EBIN CIRCLE JERK ANIME

Fuddy Duddy II, life sucks :( want to commit suicide but too pussy

Prime Megaten, tranny

TBlocks, in love with a 50 year old man

Jono,

 Messi=Faggot, dick rider

Psygnirish, pikey

The Lord Protractor, college dropout burger flipping loser for life

Mr. Admirals, who

Septy, LOL

ChaosMetalDragon, LMAO

Dean "Turkey" Strang, thinks he's smart but really just chugs the koolaid

Comet, man

 Korra Kenobi, 50 year old man

Kiwicake, vomit in my mouth seeing people flirting with you, I know what the fuck you look like

Groot, tranny

 Jet Wave, who are you? HAHAHA

JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP, who?

Trayvon Martinez, DAS wannabe

SecondClass, GMO's :O

Saleem, who?

Baha, who?

 Luke, always been a boring loser with no personality

Nick McIntyre πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Repped

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The Flood / Re: I have a lot of respect for school shooters
« on: January 17, 2016, 06:47:39 PM »
i need to meet loaf irl

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The Flood / Re: Deci is Livestreaming
« on: January 17, 2016, 06:32:52 PM »
do we really need to keep tabs on everything that deci does
What do you mean?
i don't think we need to make a deci thread every time the guy sneezes

but whatever
I did it because there were some members who had said they wanted to watch Deci play, believe it or not, and since Deci is banned until tomorrow night I offered to make a thread about it for him.
why is he not permanently banned? He tried to spoil a movie that meant a lot to me and a lot of other people. Something that I love. And he thought it was clever and funny. He's pathetic.
He wasn't perm'd because that is a really silly reason to be perm'd. A month long ban was good enough imo. Also, it was pretty funny.
It wasn't funny. And I guess it's long enough, considering this site is his only social outlet. But trying to ruin a movie somehow has waited a decade for isn't funny. He's still a loser.
Lmao takes one to know one, love.
SAVAGE 😭😭

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The Flood / Re: Think I got scammed out of $320
« on: January 16, 2016, 04:24:03 PM »
Yoooo at first I was really chill about this but now I'm honestly mad

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Like father like son

Sadly, I'll admit he has bigger balls than I do. He fancies himself a stand up comedian and the stuff I post on an obscure forum he says out loud in front of a room full of strangers.
I can definitely see you being like that when you get old fella

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Serious / Re: Psychology Q&A
« on: January 16, 2016, 04:14:59 PM »
What are good psychology books I can read that'll help me dominate social situations better and pretty much get me whatever I want? If that makes sense

Another question along those lines is what are some psychology tricks/tips I can learn about that are applicable in the real world, particularly when dealing in business settings or other people?

Thanks brizzy
Literally just go to the library and pick up some book with an appropriate title.

"Body Language blah blah"
"How People See You"
"Why We Remember Certain People, And Not Others"
I've read a few already but I was interested in what OP would recommend, help me cut down on unnecessary/bad ones nomsayiiiiiin

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Serious / Re: Psychology Q&A
« on: January 16, 2016, 02:55:51 PM »
What are good psychology books I can read that'll help me dominate social situations better and pretty much get me whatever I want? If that makes sense

Another question along those lines is what are some psychology tricks/tips I can learn about that are applicable in the real world, particularly when dealing in business settings or other people?

Thanks brizzy

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The Flood / Re: Walking with Chad, should I push him down some stairs?
« on: January 16, 2016, 02:46:19 PM »
where are your moves dammit

did you see the lion king song I posted....

what we really need is to hook you up with an ear bud through which I can feed you advice and small talk, then all you'd have to worry about is flexing occasionally
Bro I made some major power moves tonight, but the entire situation is weird now and I'm not sure where to take it
Hang loose, sudsky (I don't why but that's your name now) always be a joy to be around  8)
I like you man you're a good guy  :)

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Like father like son

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The Flood / Re: Walking with Chad, should I push him down some stairs?
« on: January 16, 2016, 06:31:26 AM »
where are your moves dammit

did you see the lion king song I posted....

what we really need is to hook you up with an ear bud through which I can feed you advice and small talk, then all you'd have to worry about is flexing occasionally
Bro I made some major power moves tonight, but the entire situation is weird now and I'm not sure where to take it

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The Flood / Re: Walking with Chad, should I push him down some stairs?
« on: January 15, 2016, 11:56:11 PM »
Hey man, don't kill Winy like that.
Winy is the closest thing to Chad on Sep7agon physically, but he's no Chad

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The Flood / Re: Going toe to toe with Chad for the love of my life
« on: January 15, 2016, 06:58:01 PM »
but Jive you literally are a Chad
Nah it may seem like it a little but I'm not on that level. Chads are born not made

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The Flood / Re: How do you deal with not going to martial arts daily?
« on: January 15, 2016, 06:56:56 PM »
I used to box with my mma friends but I hate the humbling feeling of getting beat up so I stopped

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The Flood / Re: Weird things about you
« on: January 15, 2016, 02:42:02 PM »
I can wiggle my ears without my hands

:O

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The Flood / Re: Going toe to toe with Chad for the love of my life
« on: January 15, 2016, 02:39:55 PM »
Probably because Chad's parents taught him better than to take LSD.
Chad does tons of coke and Molly and has dropped tabs too

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The Flood / Re: Going toe to toe with Chad for the love of my life
« on: January 15, 2016, 12:45:35 AM »
The only 'true love' of my life lost her virginity to her 'friend' called Chad. I shit you not. Fffffffffffffffffffffs.

Chad

Strikes

Again

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The Flood / Going toe to toe with Chad for the love of my life
« on: January 15, 2016, 12:26:23 AM »
Shiiiiiieet nigga nobody ever prepared me for this 😳😳😳😳 :-[ :-[😭😭😭😭😀😀

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The Flood / Re: Why do people hate pedophiles?
« on: January 14, 2016, 07:35:27 PM »

Because they go against Gods word. How the FUCK could you ever sympathize with people that purposely disobey the Word of the Bible and hurt Gods most precious creations(children), you fucking freak?

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The Flood / Re: RIP SNAPE
« on: January 14, 2016, 03:33:07 PM »
So weird

I wa listening to David Bowies new music the day he died

And I was watching Harry Potter last night from 12-4am

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