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Messages - Jive Turkey

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fuck your official picture thread

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We need pics.
Can't these are girls I care about

I can post pics of hookups tho

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The Flood / Re: I'm at work ^.^
« on: January 22, 2016, 01:16:57 PM »
Can you help me win the lottery?

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This is going to turn into a saga to rival Roman's, isn't it?
Yeah, but his would be the prequel trilogy.
My money is on him realising he actually fancies Chad somewhere down the line. Now that would be a twist.

come on jive we all know you're in love with chad

Chad is my arch nemesis gtfo with that ghey stuff 

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also those pills make me sweat like a motherfucker smh

Bro I think we've used the same stuff. Supposed to take 2 right? I'd take one in the morning since they gave me tons of energy, but 2 just made me burn up, like I was on fire.

And my nose ran like a track racer at work, really sucked.
I'm very positive we were taking different things lol, what did you take? ALso I stopped mine after day 2 because I really can't handle feeling sweaty it's the worst

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Does anybody still believe your posts anymore
Why wouldn't they?

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bananas

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The Flood / Re: A is for America, which Donald Trump will rule.
« on: January 22, 2016, 01:10:29 PM »
I have a secret plan to get whoever I want elected

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man you guys need to see this new girl

she's so beautiful. looks like the kind of girl that rides a longboard in a beach town and loves her grandma
The same kind of girl that talks shit about the Avengers movies and wears pizza+beer socks?
nah, But i can definitely see this girl listening to Mumford and sons and being vegan

Don't you EVER disrespect her musical interests and lifestyle choices again  >:(

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man you guys need to see this new girl

she's so beautiful. looks like the kind of girl that rides a longboard in a beach town and loves her grandma
The same kind of girl that talks shit about the Avengers movies and wears pizza+beer socks?
nah, But i can definitely see this girl listening to Mumford and sons and being vegan

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: January 21, 2016, 09:35:41 PM »
Kinda wanna post a pic in this thread, kinda wanna make my own thread and post a pic

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I just finished watching little caprice(my favorite pornstar) get her cute little butthole slammed

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The Flood / Re: Why do you do drugs?
« on: January 21, 2016, 09:28:35 PM »
Different drugs for different days maaaannn

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man you guys need to see this new girl

she's so beautiful. looks like the kind of girl that rides a longboard in a beach town and loves her grandma

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The Flood / Re: Loaf and Desty 2016
« on: January 21, 2016, 08:08:56 PM »
have my vote

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The Flood / Re: So if like 20 people were pissing on you at once
« on: January 21, 2016, 07:36:17 PM »
wrong(again)(wow shocker)

 it won't feel like a shower stream because the dicks won't be close enough together. hips will spread everyone apart. and in the circle which i'm sure you were obviously thinking of will be like you're just being sprayed by weak water guns from all around. not like a shower

fucking moron

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former love that i make threads bout sometime wants me bad

always contacting me, tons of flirtation ect

i even got her to switch her entire schedule so she'd have classes with me and she did it

but now talking to her i feel absolutely nothing. so weird

i'm in love with this older girl now. absolutely beautiful to me, dirty blonde, humble. she dresses in oversized hoodies, capri pants and old school worn out vans. she has a hippy look to her. think she's 21 though but that hasn't stopped me before

she's incredibly smart too, way smarter than i could imagine being and a hard worker. i'm in love fellas

also those pills make me sweat like a motherfucker smh

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 21, 2016, 01:24:04 AM »
Having sex relies upon attractiveness and social competence. Both are extremely important in the real world more than anyone will admit. So we can assume a person who has sex often is generally well adjusted irl(BC nasty psu ect) and people who are virgins are more awkward or les socially adjusted (Napalm rocket man ect) also you were pretty much put on earth to have sex. Sure you can make up meanings for life after you develop thoughts but your primary mission was to have sex and if you fail at that idek man

Will post more later I'm high af with Chad lol crazy story
i see that you and chad have finally revealed the feelings with each other
Chad and I have a very strange relationship

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 21, 2016, 01:23:34 AM »
Having sex relies upon attractiveness and social competence. Both are extremely important in the real world more than anyone will admit. So we can assume a person who has sex often is generally well adjusted irl(BC nasty psu ect) and people who are virgins are more awkward or les socially adjusted (Napalm rocket man ect) also you were pretty much put on earth to have sex. Sure you can make up meanings for life after you develop thoughts but your primary mission was to have sex and if you fail at that idek man

Will post more later I'm high af with Chad lol crazy story
I'd say posting on Sep7agon when you're getting stoned with friends is a stronger sign of social maladjustment, but w/e

you have a point that access to sex is a sign of attractiveness and social desire, but thinking that sex in and of itself is a top priority is deluded. As a species, procreation is a goal. As an individual, it's not. That's an important distinction to make.
It's a weird moment where everyone is sitting next to eachother looking at their phone dead silent but actually they're super deep in thought completely oblivious to the surroundings

Also I like that distinction, would rep if this was bb.com

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 21, 2016, 12:51:02 AM »
Having sex relies upon attractiveness and social competence. Both are extremely important in the real world more than anyone will admit. So we can assume a person who has sex often is generally well adjusted irl(BC nasty psu ect) and people who are virgins are more awkward or les socially adjusted (Napalm rocket man ect) also you were pretty much put on earth to have sex. Sure you can make up meanings for life after you develop thoughts but your primary mission was to have sex and if you fail at that idek man

Will post more later I'm high af with Chad lol crazy story

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The Flood / Re: Money is fucking poison.
« on: January 20, 2016, 05:59:11 PM »
Hahahahaha broke ass nigga

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The Flood / Re: Don't know if I should take these pills
« on: January 20, 2016, 04:52:29 PM »
Just popped 50mg hehe will update in a week

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He's nowhere near Eminem's level and never will be.

Nowhere near Eminem's level of producing shitty albums, you mean? Em is definitely a better technical rapper, but he hasn't come out with anything decent in years, whereas Kanye's last album was incredible and subversive of the genre.
>calling Eminem's albums shitty
>Says a Kanye album is incredible and subversive to the genre

L M A O
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Eminem is a fantastic rapper, but Kanye is a better hip hop artist. Kanye is more diverse. He also reinvents himself constantly. His album 808s and Heartbreak literally paved the way for hip hop artists like Drake and Kid Cudi. Kanye also puts more effort into his music than any other hip hop artist, from his beats to the actual production of the music.

For his album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy(also my favorite album) he took everyone to hawaii and made them all wear suits in the studio to set the tone. He also made a film with the album.

Meanwhile Eminem is washed up and his attempt at changing his style didn't work out for him very well.

If you actually read about him you'll realize that Kanye is kind of a genius. But you won't and I don't really care, I just had to make this post


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The Flood / Re: Why Are Gamer Girls So Desirable?
« on: January 20, 2016, 01:56:14 PM »
Library girls>

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The Flood / Re: Don't know if I should take these pills
« on: January 20, 2016, 01:55:34 PM »
What did he say they were called
Can't specify but basically a lot of people switch what I supposedly have with a different thing, because the different thing is a lot cheaper and they sell it at a high price. Kinda like people who cut coke to make profit

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The Flood / Re: Don't know if I should take these pills
« on: January 20, 2016, 12:50:13 PM »
Go to a doctor?

I know you're stupid, but you're not this stupid, are you?
Cant go to a doctor with this, I might just have the pills sent to a lab that tests it. It's a coin toss really

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The Flood / Don't know if I should take these pills
« on: January 20, 2016, 12:43:56 PM »
Got some pills that will make me absolutely shredded if they are what the guy said they are, but will have bad sides if they're not. Kinda scared to take them but also excited if they are legit

(Not steroids btw those are injections)

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The Flood / Re: AM I NOT PRETTY ENOOOUGH?
« on: January 20, 2016, 12:04:01 PM »
I only know this lyric from the 4 chords video I saw like 5-6 years ago

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Kanye is the GOAT haterz eat my ass

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 19, 2016, 07:16:44 PM »
Nexus is a huge hillbilly loser that droppe out of school because he was a depressed pussy lmao at taking anything he says seriously
I'm not sure why you're defending Roman when he already stated that he thinks you're a retard for doing psychedelics.
His opinion means absolutely nothing to me. However I do want to see him succeed/be happy and I admire his spunk

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