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Serious / Re: Experiences with drug use
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:33:25 AM »
Anyone ever try listening to music while smoking pot? Curious as to the effects on your perception of it, during the high and later when you're sober again.
About the same as being reeeeally tired and closing your eyes while listening to music, only you don't fall asleep immediately. Pot's really overhyped.
You probably had dat reggie

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Okay fella well I think your biggest problem is that you need to realize that you definitely overreact to a lot of these situations. You need to realize that not everyone is a mean rude person without decency, it's just the way you interpret things. That's how YOU are taking all this information and processing it.

Now there's nothing wrong with this, it's good to accept yourself for how you are. But the best thing to do would be to develop better "self awareness", which is stepping outside of your shoes so you can see how other people interpret you. Can you put yourself in the position of another person and accurately see how you're coming off to them?

It's a very important skill to have. I'm extremely self aware, I can see exactly how I come across to everyone and everything I do is with this in mind. another very self aware person I can think of on here is Verb. Some less self aware people I think are Desty and to some extent Elegiac.

Google how to increase your self awareness and read articles ect. The main goal is to help you recognize when you are misinterpreting other people's actions/words and to realize you're being unreasonable and to chill out.

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Okay fella I've noticed you've been having a hard time lately so I'm gonna read everything then shower thinking about it and reply, be back in like 15

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The Flood / Re: Team Iron Man or Team Cap?
« on: February 08, 2016, 08:11:29 PM »
Iron man easily

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The Flood / Re: Plan the perfect day for me and bae this Valentines day
« on: February 08, 2016, 08:08:39 PM »
Come on nigga this is like your 5th thread about your girlfriend/Valentine's Day/deadpool

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The Flood / MARIA, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE HER
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:22:02 PM »
GO INSANE AND OUT OF YOUR MIND

LATINA, AVE MARIA

A MILLION AND ONE CANDLE LIGHTS

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The Flood / Re: Going out with a 5'8" blonde
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:17:06 PM »
This nigga roman is now getting more action than 90% of sep7agon

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The Flood / Re: Going out with a 5'8" blonde
« on: February 08, 2016, 09:18:24 AM »
Pics fella

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The Flood / Re: I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:35:10 AM »
Das you cookie cutter porn addict you need to do this with me

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The Flood / Re: I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:01:26 PM »
Because Class is a pretty girl.
Hey Das, you should join in on the fun.
We go the entire month without cranking a wank and then cum March 1st we go all out.
Three weeks? Do you want to kill me?
You wouldn't die man, we'd just have an epic fap.
Spoiler
How often do you fap?
usually between three and five times a day. Sometime even six or seven.
god damn

What's the longest you've gone without recently? (last few months)
like... twenty hours.
dawg jump in the week challenge with me

Even 3-4 days of not doing it will give you the best orgasm of 2016

 :D

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The Flood / Re: Self help thread, lets master ourselves.
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:52:34 PM »
Nofap DAY 1 :D

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The Flood / Re: I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:50:10 PM »
Because Class is a pretty girl.
Hey Das, you should join in on the fun.
We go the entire month without cranking a wank and then cum March 1st we go all out.
Three weeks? Do you want to kill me?
You wouldn't die man, we'd just have an epic fap.
Spoiler
How often do you fap?
usually between three and five times a day. Sometime even six or seven.
god damn

What's the longest you've gone without recently? (last few months)

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The Flood / Re: I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:46:12 PM »
I don't get the urge to jack off more than once every few days. I think my testosterone-lowering efforts are working
What are you doing for it already? I'd recommend more soy products

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The Flood / Re: Women with big jaws are LIFE
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:28:54 PM »
Ew I don't like anyone with big jaws.
Elegiac
He has a very powerful jaw, I think it looks good srs
Elegiac's face is practically a shock image.

He's one of the scariest, ugliest motherfuckers on this site.
Nah he's good looking, in a niche way though. the nigga just takes super up close high def pictures which can be unsettling. If he took a regular mirror selfie it'd be better, also some of you don't like him which influences your opinion

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The Flood / I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:26:52 PM »
Jerked off today at 6:00 PM 24 minutes ago, so starting right after that

I think I'm addicted to porn smh

My mission is to go an entire week without porn/masturbation. I will post next week when I succeed. However if I fail anytime during this week I will update the thread and then have someone ban me for a week

okay go

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The Flood / Re: Women with big jaws are LIFE
« on: February 07, 2016, 03:19:20 PM »
Ew I don't like anyone with big jaws.
Elegiac
He has a very powerful jaw, I think it looks good srs

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The Flood / Re: Women with big jaws are LIFE
« on: February 07, 2016, 03:18:33 PM »
woah that's so weird, i find attractive women to be attractive too
I thought you were gay?

Duh most models have nice defined jaws
tfw no qt with big jaw
I know this feel  :-X

Somebody give them some food

They look like they're about to keel over
I agree if they were thicker it'd be perfection

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The Flood / Re: My snaps are too lit
« on: February 07, 2016, 03:01:00 PM »
Bro I was hyped when I saw the pic lol

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The Flood / Women with big jaws are LIFE
« on: February 07, 2016, 03:00:07 PM »
Just recently started realizing my attraction to women with big well developed and defined jaws. I think it's my primal instincts that seek out this trait, so that I can have slayer robust alpha chad sons that will pass on my lineage.

inb4 some goofy fella says something about it being masculine or looking like a man ect
inb4 people post pics of huge deformed jaws ect

Spoiler





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Serious / Re: Experiences with drug use
« on: February 06, 2016, 09:34:41 PM »
****This is all hypothetical because I've never done drugs in my life, this is just how I'd typed a reply out if I HAD done any of these****

I'd first like to say that I never search out drugs, the opportunities present themselves to me if that makes sense. I don't do them just because i'm bored or to get throughout the day or whatever.

 Marijuana is cool. I smoke it occasionally, few times a month if that. I sometimes get pretty paranoid if I'm extremely high which can suck. I only smoke if I'm with a few close friends, parties and the like are definitely out of the question. Also I hate the feeling the next day of a clouded mind

I'd say edibles are a different high than just smoking it, insane body feelings and time perception is fucked. My first time eating an edible I listened to a song play for what I thought was 3 hours(4 minutes max) and I would imagine things that weren't actually happening. I'd say edibles are psychedelic like tbh. I have a buddy that ate an entire 20 dose brownie (cost like $60) and it fucked him up bad, we almost took him to the hospital and he now dissociates from time to time(mild psychosis)

Alcohol is fun at parties or social events only, could never ever imagine getting drunk by myself or just at home. I'm gonna admit though, I LOVE being drunk. I'm extremely happy and sociable when intoxicated. People have told me I'm one of the funnest drunk people they've partied with(no brag) I tend to drink a lot though on the occasions I do drink which is once or twice a month.

Cocaine made me feel like a king. I felt smooth and talkative and it was like pre workout x 1000. I've only done it once though and honestly I don't know if I'd do it again. I see it mess a lot of people up and it's terrible for you.

LSD was insane and it was the craziest day of my life. I can't explain what I felt because those emotions were only accessible when tripping on LSD, and I hate how cliche it sounds but that's the only way to describe it. I loved looking at things and I wasn't disoriented like I am when high or drunk. You felt like a normal you except that every now and then you'd realize the entire world is trippy as fuck. Also pupils were extremely dilated. However not sure if I'd do it again anytime soon(in the next few years). First off because the trip lasted 12 FUCKING HOURS which you don't realize is a super long time until you've been tripping for 6 hours and feel exhausted, like you've been awake for a month, only to realize you have 6 more hours of it left. Very unsettling feeling especially when tripping. Also because I've noticed a lot of my friends who trip frequently tend to have worse and worse trips the more they do, like their is a decline in quality of trips, and bad trips can really mess you up.

I will note that the days after LSD I was extremely happy and colors still seemed to jump out at me a little more. Even this past month I've been unusually positive but not sure if that's from the afterglow still or just my life is good.

Someone who isn't me has also done a very short run of a DHT derivative oral steroid. The effects beside muscle hardening and strength ect were aggressiveness. Little things that normally set me off made me really mad, and I was cold and mean sometimes. Also more horny than normal(a different DHT steroid that got leaked into a pond on accident literally made male fish rape female fish lol wtf)

That's all I can remember for now peaceoutbye

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The Flood / why the fuck does my face get so red when drunk
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:37:30 AM »
Girl tells me: you look flushed

I say: cause I'm shy

I look like a tomato nigga

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The Flood / Re: Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite Harry Potter film
« on: February 05, 2016, 05:19:01 PM »
A SIGNED HALF BLOOD PRINCE FIRST EDITION IS GOING ON EBAY FOR $4000 😱😱😱

 I have one!! Mine is probably in worse condition though because I read it often need to find it
that was the only book i've ever stood in line for

tbh, i can't think of another book series that has had such big lines for new releases
I remember my Barnes n noble had an entire midnight event for it, everyone was dressed up and it's one of my favorite memories. Even if my book was worth that much I wouldn't sell it srs

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The Flood / Re: Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite Harry Potter film
« on: February 05, 2016, 05:14:58 PM »
A SIGNED HALF BLOOD PRINCE FIRST EDITION IS GOING ON EBAY FOR $4000 😱😱😱

 I have one!! Mine is probably in worse condition though because I read it often need to find it

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The Flood / Re: Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite Harry Potter film
« on: February 05, 2016, 05:02:19 PM »
I like

Prisoner of Azkaban
Goblet of Fire
Order of Phoenix
Deathly Hallows 2
Chamber of secrets

Ect

Fun fact: I am the biggest Harry Potter fan on this site srs

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The Flood / Re: What are your valentines day plans?
« on: February 05, 2016, 03:37:57 PM »
Beach house party with a bunch of 21-23 year olds. I just realized how often I hangout with older people

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The Flood / Re: Never understood people who don't chase what they want
« on: February 05, 2016, 03:32:46 PM »
I really want to find you and give you a wedgie and by golly I'm gonna do it.
Not when I glass that jaw first

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The Flood / Re: Help me persuade my friend
« on: February 05, 2016, 03:29:50 PM »
Offer to pay for him

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The Flood / Never understood people who don't chase what they want
« on: February 05, 2016, 03:28:57 PM »
Blows my mind how many people live out their entire lives saying how they've always wanted to do this or that but never actually do. I find it really sad

In my mind if I REALLY want it bad enough I can have anything in the world (inb4 not a big dick ect ect) 

Yes I know circumstances can determine how easily something can be achieved but it should never stop you from trying.

Dunno if I' m going to get stupid comments about children in Africa or the Middle East and how they just don't want it bad enough blah blah blah but the thing is it isn't directed at them, it's directed at you guys in first world countries.

The thing is most of you are too lazy to actually do anything about it and gave up on life already SMH

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The Flood / Re: Am I selfish for thinking this?
« on: February 05, 2016, 12:34:00 PM »
Cheat on her

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