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Messages - Jive Turkey
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2671
« on: March 02, 2016, 08:35:45 PM »
It'd be cool for a little
I wanna date a stripper for a while too
My friend is fucking a stripper right now and he says they are absolute FREAKS
2672
« on: March 02, 2016, 08:33:36 PM »
My dream job is to be a fitness model that travels the world and competes ect
I don't have the genetics tho so I'm trying to find out how to become rich through the Internet, Tim ferriss style ect
In school right now to become a doctor but that's my backup plan
2673
« on: March 02, 2016, 08:29:51 PM »
Yeah, she'd probably be more impressed if you read those things with words on the page.
i read a lot bro srs. I read a practical book and a therapeutic book Just finished 4 hour work week, now reading the book "Thinking, fast and slow" My therapeutic book right now is the essays of Ralph Waldo Emerson every night before bed
2674
« on: March 02, 2016, 03:55:12 PM »
Lock requested
2675
« on: March 02, 2016, 03:54:01 PM »
Was talking to a friend about it and didn't know she was behind me
Smh probably thinks I'm a dirty man whore now and she's not the type of girl to go for that, was the last beacon of purity and innocence in my life
2676
« on: March 02, 2016, 12:21:09 AM »
IRL Stark would absolutely slay more + higher quality women
Bet Cap would have a huge instagram following tho plus tons of Jailbait. Like a Justin Bieber type deal
2677
« on: March 01, 2016, 11:59:14 PM »
OKAy so by not hitting your friends up you're are driving them away and everything you feared is going to come true
imagine that you're the one on the opposite end. You keep hitting a friend up and when you do you guys talk ect, but if you're not the first one making conversation he never makes an attempt to talk to you. How does that make you feel? Probably like that friend doesn't really like you, so you're gonna push away ect
Be proud of anything that you say and apologize less.
“A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam of light which flashes across his mind from within, more than the lustre of the firmament of bards and sages. Yet he dismisses without notice his thought, because it is his.”
Be PROUD of what you say. It is hard but this goes deep into self confidence ect. Treat everything you say as important, do not apologize for being you. Talk to them first, force yourself to do it even when it makes you uncomfortable. ESPECIALLY when it makes you uncomfortable.
Challenge for you: for the next week, everyday be the one to initiate conversation with a friend or whoever you want to talk to. Even if it's something stupid like "hey i saw this today and it reminded me of you ect ect". The only way you're going to be able to do it more is by doing it more. Once you break the initial discomfort it'll get easier and easier.
I don't care if you think you're bothering them. Tbh I don't know you or your friends, maybe you might be?? That's besides the point though because the purpose is to just do it
There is no point in telling you "they're not going to be bothered by you" because you won't believe it no matter what, the only way to prove yourself wrong is just contact them. So yeah, for the next week at least 1 different person everyday.
2678
« on: March 01, 2016, 11:50:57 PM »
Just be cool bro
2679
« on: March 01, 2016, 10:49:51 PM »
On mobile at the gym but I'll make a helpful post when I get on desktop unless I forget
2680
« on: March 01, 2016, 07:09:07 PM »
WE NEED SOME REALLY NICE THINGS
BETTER BE COMIN' WITH NO STRINGS
2681
« on: March 01, 2016, 01:58:29 PM »
Pros: I have no tattoos
Cons: I really want some sour patch kids
2682
« on: March 01, 2016, 01:57:00 PM »
I'm gonna start Making pornos for all you sep7agon bros/sis'
oh
Not for your young eyes sis 
2683
« on: March 01, 2016, 01:28:22 PM »
I'm gonna start Making pornos for all you sep7agon bros/sis'
2684
« on: March 01, 2016, 01:26:30 PM »
VAYANSE AL CARAJO MIL VECES YANKEES DE MIERDA
la vida es un carnival
2685
« on: February 29, 2016, 11:48:26 PM »
I'm both BRO
2686
« on: February 29, 2016, 10:32:01 PM »
15 to my first girlfriend
Bitch broke my heart smh
Now she's obsessed with me cause I'm sexy and I just blow her off
You sucked her dick?
Her cock was way bigger than mine :/
2687
« on: February 29, 2016, 09:16:29 PM »
stop making threads
Stop clicking them? I know you're very interested in my life so it's hard to stop but please try
the titles of your threads alone are annoying
Close your eyes?
or you could stop posting
Nah I'll just keep making threads to update you on my life, I know you'll click em anyways
2688
« on: February 29, 2016, 09:14:32 PM »
stop making threads
Stop clicking them? I know you're very interested in my life so it's hard to stop but please try
the titles of your threads alone are annoying
Close your eyes?
2689
« on: February 29, 2016, 09:11:33 PM »
stop making threads
Stop clicking them? I know you're very interested in my life so it's hard to stop but please try
2690
« on: February 29, 2016, 08:56:45 PM »
ITT: Spoiled California kid with no job.
Bro u mirin my new job I'm getting where I'll be getting 30-40k working 20 hours a week at 18 years old with no prior experience?
2691
« on: February 29, 2016, 08:55:37 PM »
ITT: Shit that doesn't actually happen.
I can PROMISE you everything I post that isn't an obvious joke is 100% true, this is one of those true things.
2692
« on: February 29, 2016, 08:48:14 PM »
FIRST YOU WANNA GO TO THE LEFT,
THEN YOU WANNA TURN RIGHT
THEN YOU WANNA ARGUE ALL DAY,
MAKE LOVE ALL NIGHT
2693
« on: February 29, 2016, 08:46:43 PM »
15 to my first girlfriend
Bitch broke my heart smh
Now she's obsessed with me cause I'm sexy and I just blow her off
Some days I fantasize about calling her up to hang out. I know she'd be down. Her body is banging and I know we'd have the most insane make up/hate sex in the world. Hmm can't do that though cause I'll catch feels
2694
« on: February 29, 2016, 08:44:37 PM »
I know how homoerotic my Chad threads sound smh But damn fellas, hanging out with Chad has me hanging out with tons of older people doing crazy stuff it's great. I'm an 18 year old lad going on double dates with 24 year old women that look like fucking pornstars. I'm worried that I'm peaking too early though 
2695
« on: February 29, 2016, 07:53:35 PM »
15 to my first girlfriend
Bitch broke my heart smh
Now she's obsessed with me cause I'm sexy and I just blow her off
2696
« on: February 29, 2016, 07:46:15 PM »
15 to my first girlfriend
Bitch broke my heart smh
2697
« on: February 28, 2016, 09:11:39 PM »
NO MORE PUNNNNNNS
2698
« on: February 28, 2016, 07:57:35 PM »
You'll feel really good. If you're on an empty stomach it'll hit more and you might even see slight color tracers
Smoking weed after it hits you will make the effects more pronounced
Btw I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about I've never tried shrooms lol
thanks man
I ate pizza at 8:00 so I'm going to wait until 12:00 or later to do it
I have some weed so that should be hype as hell
drinking coffee doesn't affect an empty stomach right?
nah coffee is fine
2699
« on: February 28, 2016, 07:56:36 PM »
one time i heard someone pronounce it like "nillest"
i didn't know whether to punch him in the face or shake his hand
Verb can you explain to me why nihilism is bad I'm not in support of it in any way, but I feel like I don't understand enough to support anti-nihilistic views and would like to learn Thx
2700
« on: February 28, 2016, 07:45:51 PM »
I believe the world is burning to the ground
Well I guess we're gonna find out
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