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Messages - Jive Turkey
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2521
« on: March 26, 2016, 07:47:42 PM »
If nothing is happening think to yourself "what would make a good story to tell sep7agon later" and then do that thing
2522
« on: March 26, 2016, 07:46:19 PM »
I eat at places alone all the time. Never met anyone that thought it was weird honestly. I just always hear people saying there's nothing wrong with it, like they're being accused of it being weird nomsayin
2523
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:05:17 PM »
Cause we'll have a hawt and sexy First Lady
2524
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:03:16 PM »
Dusting off my 360, getting the urge to play some new(to me) games. What games do you guys recommend I go buy? I don't have gold so multiplayer games are out. These are the single player/story games I already have finished: Fallout 3 Fallout new Vegas Skyrim Bioshock infinite Red dead redemption Oblivion Borderlands 1&2 I'm a big fan of rpg style games, especially loved Kingdom Hearts 1&2 and final fantasy games. I was thinking of FFXIII but I'd also like to see what you guys recommend Thanks 
2525
« on: March 25, 2016, 11:52:04 PM »
why do you not want to live?
I'm just tired of being stuck in the same loop with my life mostly. There isn't much of an escape from your own self.
dude lets hangout one day when I go to SoCal. We can go eat or to a museum or rave or anything you'd like, guarantee I can get you out of your funk for the time being 
2526
« on: March 25, 2016, 09:49:54 PM »
Came home from the gym with my good friend. Pretty sweet
Have sweet potatoes cooking, making chicken
Will Finish off with a nice night walk to digest food better
Then read and browse the web until I sleep
What are you all up to tonight?
2527
« on: March 25, 2016, 08:09:25 PM »
An uncircumcised but aesthetic dick looks way better than a circumcised aesthetic dick, however aesthetic uncut dicks are way more rare so on average cut looks better NO HOMO 
2528
« on: March 25, 2016, 08:07:26 PM »
Loaf you get tons of pussy huh
2529
« on: March 25, 2016, 08:01:54 PM »
Every single day I wake up happier and more excited to live out my life.
2530
« on: March 25, 2016, 07:57:03 PM »
S L A Y E R
2531
« on: March 25, 2016, 07:46:35 PM »
It's Thanks to God. Argue all u want loaf, God gave u your soul
2532
« on: March 25, 2016, 03:13:06 AM »
PORTMAN
😍
2533
« on: March 25, 2016, 03:12:30 AM »
The blacks here in London think they're all hard but they're softer than a soggy tissue.
Sureños would have a great time here.
sur rata
2534
« on: March 25, 2016, 01:44:20 AM »
Ayyye good to see you back. I was worried, srs. Checked your profile couple of times too
2535
« on: March 25, 2016, 01:43:08 AM »
Sol what should I do for my next rave festival event coming up in 3 weeks
adderall and liquor
Or roll on some Molly
2536
« on: March 24, 2016, 08:32:17 PM »
I'd trust you to be my trainer.
He's probably going to get you on steroids and introduce you to cocaine
SMH stop slandering my name it's bad for business I've only done 1 line in my life and I'm not even on roids yet 
2537
« on: March 24, 2016, 08:30:59 PM »
If you're going to eat pills of an unknown substance, I don't want you prescribing my medication.
ill be the guinea pig for your meds bro
2538
« on: March 24, 2016, 08:29:51 PM »
i'd let you inspect my dick if you know what i mean
haha lol xoxo
hahaha omg gatsby always so silly :p
2539
« on: March 24, 2016, 12:18:41 PM »
I only date girls with boyfriends
2540
« on: March 24, 2016, 12:17:19 PM »
no but maybe a spotter
yes no but you can help me move a couple of heavy bookcases that i dont have
yes I wouldn't mind you giving me my shots since you seem great at sticking yourself with steroids
i got you!!! Well, not as a doctor.
id make a good doctor Abs can substitute for a medical degree in a pinch.
yes
2541
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:56:45 AM »
will respond in the morning
damn im gonna make such a good dr
2542
« on: March 23, 2016, 09:43:29 PM »
Yes
On the outside: wow congrats I'm so happy for you, you'll make a great mom
On the inside: Lmaaaaooo didn't see that coming *rolls eyes* sucks 4 you
2543
« on: March 23, 2016, 09:41:39 PM »
STOP STALKING MEBOI
2544
« on: March 23, 2016, 03:46:17 PM »
ba hazaran sala ba'bo
hell yeah I can dig it
2545
« on: March 23, 2016, 03:45:12 PM »
lock requested.
Kill yourself fag
LAY DOWN AND ROT BOYOs
2546
« on: March 23, 2016, 03:30:58 PM »
AND WITHOUT YOU I CAN'T BE YOU'RE THE UNIVERSE TO ME YOU'RE THE AIR IN MY LUNGS YOU'RE THE FIELDS WHERE I RUN YOU'RE THE SKY WHERE I'M FLOATING 
2547
« on: March 22, 2016, 07:18:35 PM »
CAUSE I NEED
SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH OUT THE PAIN
2548
« on: March 21, 2016, 04:56:29 PM »
We can do the tango just for two I can serenade and gently play on your heartstrings Be your Valentino just for you 
2549
« on: March 20, 2016, 05:56:37 PM »
Brb 
2550
« on: March 20, 2016, 04:03:40 PM »
fUCKing Normies
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