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Messages - Jive Turkey
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« on: April 11, 2016, 11:19:16 PM »
Yo dawg I got the hookup on some good single methylated shit.
Your body doesn't need to break it down, so there's less stress and a more intense high.
Fuck that double methylated noise, the methylene dioxide makes it stupid and harmful, and they only do it like that because crystal gets better the more you methylate it.
Good fucking methylenedioxyamphetamine.
Methylenedioxymethamphetamine takes a toll.
dude wat
2402
« on: April 11, 2016, 11:18:29 PM »
Holding too much water, not lean enough cause I FUCKEd up my diet Cant find this assignment online. Due tomorrow Friend might not be able to get da molly even though I thought he already had it 
2403
« on: April 11, 2016, 10:10:04 PM »
Rave tomorrow No one can seem to find Molly Wtf dawg I'm trynna roll 
2404
« on: April 10, 2016, 06:32:44 PM »
i want a candy but don't wanna drive to the store
2405
« on: April 10, 2016, 06:30:02 PM »
Pepper the eggplant ๐๐๐๐
2406
« on: April 10, 2016, 06:28:20 PM »
Nah you're gonna burn yourself out fella. Chill out at home, make yourself a nice meal and enjoy some video games or movie. You need balance
2407
« on: April 10, 2016, 05:23:09 PM »
Feel more confident Girls smile at me more Old ladies at the store call me handsome Colors are brighter Flowers stand taller I hit every green light ๐ 
2408
« on: April 10, 2016, 05:11:14 PM »
Is this how it ends
2409
« on: April 10, 2016, 01:43:35 AM »
Dude your Windows 10 is sexy af
There are a LOT of things to reply to here
2410
« on: April 09, 2016, 06:12:43 PM »
"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."
Guaranteed winner.
Were it so easy...
it is for me
Because you're a chad. I'm a bit more sophisticated than that.
didnt know sophisticated = going to bars by yourself before they close to try and fuck a drunk girl
2411
« on: April 09, 2016, 06:08:39 PM »
"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."
Guaranteed winner.
Were it so easy...
it is for me
2412
« on: April 09, 2016, 06:05:01 PM »
Yes and no. I'll link you to some great tutorials when I get home brah, all the bodybuilding com niggas love to shuffle cause zyzz
2413
« on: April 09, 2016, 06:03:27 PM »
Pickup lines are for autists
2414
« on: April 09, 2016, 04:07:14 PM »
Haha! You wish buddy boyo. Besides, I hate this leg day chicken leg meme that is so prevalent among non lifters. Huge legs are unaesthetic and generally uncomfortable. Can't fit into pants right and just looks weird. I actually cut back on hitting legs so that they don't grow out of proportion. 
2415
« on: April 09, 2016, 02:16:33 PM »
Fuck me
2416
« on: April 09, 2016, 02:15:54 PM »
Nigga you's one vain motherfucker.
y e s
2417
« on: April 09, 2016, 02:14:02 PM »
There's a transexual porn star with better defined abs than you.
How does that make you feel?
It makes me angry and want to work harder pics?
2419
« on: April 09, 2016, 12:40:58 PM »
Sencha
Genmaicha
Sakura-Sencha
all 10/10 teas
Will look into these I'm also a fan of Chamomile before bed. Theres something in it naturally inhibits estrogen
2420
« on: April 09, 2016, 12:33:00 PM »
I wanna play the piano but I'm too lazy to go find a stool
2421
« on: April 09, 2016, 12:29:03 PM »
Another con is sometimes it's still too hot and you burn your tongue
2422
« on: April 09, 2016, 12:28:06 PM »
PROS:
Tastes GOOD
wakes you the FUCK up
Has ZERO calories
Contains ANTIOXIDANTS that help keep YOU from getting sick and also help your body metabolize FAT
Cons:
you have to wait a little bit while it brews
*3-4 cups green tea daily crew*
2423
« on: April 08, 2016, 11:59:59 PM »
You make a thread about accidental cheat days like every week
Yeah dude, I'm actually stuck in a really bad cycle right now. Basically for the entire week I eat super clean bro-food low calorie as fuck. Pure egg whites/chicken/broccoli, and very low calorie with tons of cardio. I end up burning a lot of fat and looking really good, but my body is so starving that on the weekend even a taste of sugar sends me into a huge binge, where I eat past the point of being sick. I literally lose control I can't explain it :/ Then I feel so guilty that for the rest of the week I eat super clean bro-foods....
2424
« on: April 08, 2016, 11:55:57 PM »
fuck, i wish i could eat like that...been trying to gain weight for months now
This was all bad food bro. Negative gains :/ Well I tried to be a stubborn fuckhead and have eggs for breakfast and I puked that all up within 15 minutes.
Yeah. Take that.
2425
« on: April 08, 2016, 11:54:28 PM »
His name starts with an L....
and he is a big oaf
2426
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:03:48 PM »
I have a seriously problem, not a joke either lol. My relationship with food is terrible.
Today I binged on
5 bowls of cereal
tons of mexican candies
A huge bowl of oatmeal
Pineapples
Hostess Cupcakes
Loaf of cinnamon bread
Hot chocolate
Half a wheel of cheese
8 oatmeal creampies
1 pint of ice cream
Half a bag of potato chips
And I'm 3 days away from the rave I was prepping so hard for. Holy fuck kill me. I'm going to have to fast a shit ton to get back to where I was in time
2427
« on: April 08, 2016, 03:17:09 PM »
Too many to list
Here's the list:
Unwarranted superiority complex
Anger issues
A certain coldness/indifference when angry
Big ego
Jealousy
Very bipolar
2428
« on: April 08, 2016, 03:14:12 PM »
I'll have sex with ya Deci
2429
« on: April 07, 2016, 02:15:07 PM »
If I kept make threads about my now ex girlfriend, I'd have over a hundred threads about it.
your ex girlfriend was someone you met on a gaming website who lived 1000 miles away and also is a man
2430
« on: April 07, 2016, 12:36:17 PM »
I support you somewhat fella but seeing you post an essay every time a girl adds you on Facebook or doesn't text back is getting to be annoying as fuck. If I posted every insignificant interaction i have with girls id be making 40 threads a day.
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