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Messages - Jive Turkey
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2251
« on: May 04, 2016, 11:15:38 PM »
2252
« on: May 04, 2016, 10:50:08 PM »
Flip it to the cold side of the mattress
2253
« on: May 04, 2016, 10:46:07 PM »
Less blanket
Fan
Open your room door
2254
« on: May 04, 2016, 10:41:00 PM »
So glad my first vote in this country will be for The Lord Emperor
2255
« on: May 04, 2016, 09:07:31 PM »
Pay to make a thread
Pay to change your profile pic
2256
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:56:13 PM »
I'd hate trying to be at a primarily male dominated place and having nasty old horny men creeping on me and watching everything I do. The place I see this a lot is the weight room of the gym
I couldn't imagine bleeding ect and having to change my lifestyle up a bit ONE WEEK A MONTH (tampons, blood, no white shorts, cramp pains, mood swings)
I'd hate being dominated.
Having tits/wearing bras would get old
2257
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:50:58 PM »
Clothes shopping is fun
2258
« on: May 04, 2016, 09:55:00 AM »
Lmao I like how your ordered the threads of each person too
2259
« on: May 04, 2016, 09:52:33 AM »
LOL this was actually pretty fun
I got all of them except for Prime, CMD, and Meta
And Desty
2260
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:04:51 AM »
Never heard of them before. Thought it was Deci at first because Arren looked liked Armin.
Its spelt Armen you pleb.
Also I'm done with alt accounts forever.
Whatever, you cunt.
No.
You're like the second person on this planet that misspelled my own name. How hard can it be to fuck that up? My name is like really simple.
You're saying this as if it were a big fucking deal. Oops I misspelled your name. Get over it.
Somentha.
Spoiler Oops I misspelled your name. <_< Hilarious.
Here. I think you need one of these.

Sounds like you need it more than me, buddy.
Somentha plz
Joive pluz
oi sod off m8
2261
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:00:42 AM »
Gained 10 pounds morning weight, at least 2 was of fat for sure.
Probably a bit of an underestimate there.
Nah, due to glycogen hypercompensation it probably went like 3lbs of glycogen in muscles 3-4lbs of water 1lb or 2 of food/poop weight 1-2lbs of actual adipose But even that's unlikely honestly
2262
« on: May 04, 2016, 12:31:18 AM »
Man this will be very entertaining
2263
« on: May 04, 2016, 12:28:33 AM »
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE
2264
« on: May 04, 2016, 12:12:08 AM »
This is what I ate fellas:
2 large pizza hut pan pizzas 1 can of pineapples 1 jar of peanut butter 1 carton of ice cream 1 carton of gellato 1 bear of honey 6 cups of oatmeal 2lbs of ground beef 2 bags of cranberries(dried) Idk how many recess cups Big box of saltine crackers Flan 3 bananas 2 chipotle burritos Numerous protein bars A lot of butter Garlic Bread Spaghetti and meatballs
that's all I remember. Feeling strong as fuck. Libido shot through the roof and all of my lifts went up 10lbs. Extremely bloated. Gained 10 pounds morning weight, at least 2 was of fat for sure.
2265
« on: May 04, 2016, 12:01:15 AM »
Never heard of them before. Thought it was Deci at first because Arren looked liked Armin.
Its spelt Armen you pleb.
Also I'm done with alt accounts forever.
Whatever, you cunt.
No.
You're like the second person on this planet that misspelled my own name. How hard can it be to fuck that up? My name is like really simple.
You're saying this as if it were a big fucking deal. Oops I misspelled your name. Get over it.
Somentha.
Spoiler Oops I misspelled your name. <_< Hilarious.
Here. I think you need one of these.

Sounds like you need it more than me, buddy.
Somentha plz
2266
« on: May 03, 2016, 11:50:31 PM »
big daddy trump
2267
« on: May 03, 2016, 12:39:54 PM »
Though if someone wants to send me $700 I'll start sooner and do private web cam flex shows for ya
2268
« on: May 03, 2016, 12:29:34 PM »
I'd rate pineapple like a 10
Cherries coming close at 9
A nice ripe mango ties with strawberries and they come in at 7.5
2269
« on: May 03, 2016, 12:27:41 PM »
I love you fat tony
keep it real
2270
« on: May 03, 2016, 12:26:44 PM »
Summer beats Winter in almost every way
Summer: Hot Sunny Tan skin Girls wearing less clothing Everyone's horny cause vitamin D Fun activities with friends. Beach/camping/festivals/hiking/chilling/swimming/amusement parks/bike rides/fairs/reading at the park
Fuuuuuck I just hyped myself up hard for summer
2271
« on: May 03, 2016, 12:22:09 PM »
Can't go into specifics because illegal 💉💉 By June if I come across the sufficient funds OR get a job that gives me free time to sleep 8 hours, hit the gym for 2 and cook all my meals then I will take the next step in gymbro evolution. I'll be making a light-log thread here to occasionally post pictures/workouts/emotional and mental state so I don't spam the forum. Big things are coming
2272
« on: May 03, 2016, 01:20:48 AM »
Pineapple >>>>>> every fruit
😍🍍🍍😍
2273
« on: May 03, 2016, 01:16:51 AM »
I like your voice man. You sound like a completely normal dude, you actually come across very comfortable and natural over microphone, srs. Above average voice
2274
« on: May 02, 2016, 11:25:55 PM »
LMAO
So apparently my friends are circulating a picture on social media of me in the wheel chair looking like a legit potato and now people are all worried asking if I'm okay and what happened ect
Dead srs I'm embarrassed as fuck
Well hopefully now you learned your lesson. Just like how I learned my lesson to never post a pic of me not ready on Skype only for it to somehow end up here...... again.
A new picture?
2275
« on: May 02, 2016, 11:09:51 PM »
LMAO So apparently my friends are circulating a picture on social media of me in the wheel chair looking like a legit potato and now people are all worried asking if I'm okay and what happened ect Dead srs I'm embarrassed as fuck
2276
« on: May 02, 2016, 02:59:06 PM »
I used to occasionally jack off to it when I was 12 or 13. I remember thinking "Am I gonna be like this forever"
2277
« on: May 02, 2016, 02:57:41 PM »
Kitsune you're a cool chick. Make sure to take lots of pictures for sep7agon
2278
« on: May 02, 2016, 02:23:12 PM »
why did you sonic the hedgehog the pregame?
Well we got to the parking garage and we were 3 levels below with like 50 other people getting ready ect. Talked around, met some people, and before you know it the event was going to start in 30 minutes. So I think "fuck I gotta get drunk before going in" and just start pounding away at the bottle and use a monster energy drink to chase it every now and then. Didn't realize how hard that was going to hit me smh
2279
« on: May 02, 2016, 01:52:00 PM »
hahaha
stay away from stairs if you're going to get blind
Didn't hurt until today
2280
« on: May 02, 2016, 01:50:18 PM »
why do all of these autistic kids have such high expectations for girls
Hahaha truuuueeee
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