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The Flood / Re: Absolutely Typical
« on: May 04, 2016, 10:50:08 PM »
Flip it to the cold side of the mattress :)

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The Flood / Re: Absolutely Typical
« on: May 04, 2016, 10:46:07 PM »
Less blanket

Fan

Open your room door

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So glad my first vote in this country will be for The Lord Emperor

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The Flood / Re: Come up with your paid subscriptions here
« on: May 04, 2016, 09:07:31 PM »
Pay to make a thread

Pay to change your profile pic

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The Flood / Re: Things From The Other Sex You Can't Imagine Doing
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:56:13 PM »
I'd hate trying to be at a primarily male dominated place and having nasty old horny men creeping on me and watching everything I do. The place I see this a lot is the weight room of the gym

I couldn't imagine bleeding ect and having to change my lifestyle up a bit ONE WEEK A MONTH (tampons, blood, no white shorts, cramp pains, mood swings)

I'd hate being dominated.

Having tits/wearing bras would get old

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The Flood / Re: Things From The Other Sex You Can't Imagine Doing
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:50:58 PM »
Clothes shopping is fun

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The Flood / Re: A game
« on: May 04, 2016, 09:55:00 AM »
Lmao I like how your ordered the threads of each person too

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The Flood / Re: A game
« on: May 04, 2016, 09:52:33 AM »
LOL this was actually pretty fun

I got all of them except for Prime, CMD, and Meta

And Desty

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The Flood / Re: I'm calling out Arren
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:04:51 AM »
Never heard of them before. Thought it was Deci at first because Arren looked liked Armin.

Its spelt Armen you pleb.

Also I'm done with alt accounts forever.
Whatever, you cunt.

No.

You're like the second person on this planet that misspelled my own name. How hard can it be to fuck that up? My name is like really simple.
You're saying this as if it were a big fucking deal. Oops I misspelled your name. Get over it.

Somentha.

Spoiler
Hilarious.

Here. I think you need one of these.


Sounds like you need it more than me, buddy.
Somentha plz
Joive pluz
oi sod off m8

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Gained 10 pounds morning weight, at least 2 was of fat for sure.
Probably a bit of an underestimate there.
Nah, due to glycogen hypercompensation it probably went like
3lbs of glycogen in muscles
3-4lbs of water
1lb or 2 of food/poop weight
1-2lbs of actual adipose

But even that's unlikely honestly

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Serious / Re: OFFICIAL CLINTON HATE THREAD
« on: May 04, 2016, 12:31:18 AM »
Man this will be very entertaining

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WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE

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This is what I ate fellas:

2 large pizza hut pan pizzas
1 can of pineapples
1 jar of peanut butter
1 carton of ice cream
1 carton of gellato
1 bear of honey
6 cups of oatmeal
2lbs of ground beef
2 bags of cranberries(dried)
Idk how many recess cups
Big box of saltine crackers
Flan
3 bananas
2 chipotle burritos
Numerous protein bars
A lot of butter
Garlic Bread
Spaghetti and meatballs

that's all I remember. Feeling strong as fuck. Libido shot through the roof and all of my lifts went up 10lbs. Extremely bloated. Gained 10 pounds morning weight, at least 2 was of fat for sure.

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The Flood / Re: I'm calling out Arren
« on: May 04, 2016, 12:01:15 AM »
Never heard of them before. Thought it was Deci at first because Arren looked liked Armin.

Its spelt Armen you pleb.

Also I'm done with alt accounts forever.
Whatever, you cunt.

No.

You're like the second person on this planet that misspelled my own name. How hard can it be to fuck that up? My name is like really simple.
You're saying this as if it were a big fucking deal. Oops I misspelled your name. Get over it.

Somentha.

Spoiler
Hilarious.

Here. I think you need one of these.


Sounds like you need it more than me, buddy.
Somentha plz

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Serious / Re: God save us, the Governer of Ohio is our last hope
« on: May 03, 2016, 11:50:31 PM »
big daddy trump

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The Flood / Re: I've decided to change the game this summer
« on: May 03, 2016, 12:39:54 PM »
Though if someone wants to send me $700 I'll start sooner and do private web cam flex shows for ya ;)

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The Flood / Re: Favourite fruit
« on: May 03, 2016, 12:29:34 PM »
I'd rate pineapple like a 10

Cherries coming close at 9

A nice ripe mango ties with strawberries and they come in at 7.5

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The Flood / Re: the new new member thred
« on: May 03, 2016, 12:27:41 PM »
I love you fat tony

 keep it real

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The Flood / Re: do you like summer or winter better?
« on: May 03, 2016, 12:26:44 PM »
Summer beats Winter in almost every way

Summer:
Hot
Sunny
Tan skin
Girls wearing less clothing
Everyone's horny cause vitamin D
Fun activities with friends. Beach/camping/festivals/hiking/chilling/swimming/amusement parks/bike rides/fairs/reading at the park

Fuuuuuck I just hyped myself up hard for summer

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The Flood / I've decided to change the game this summer
« on: May 03, 2016, 12:22:09 PM »
Can't go into specifics because illegal 💉💉

By June if I come across the sufficient funds OR get a job that gives me free time to sleep 8 hours, hit the gym for 2 and cook all my meals then I will take the next step in gymbro evolution. I'll be making a light-log thread here to occasionally post pictures/workouts/emotional and mental state so I don't spam the forum.

Big things are coming 8) 8)

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Pineapple >>>>>> every fruit

😍🍍🍍😍

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The Flood / Re: What do you guys imagine what I sound like on here?
« on: May 03, 2016, 01:16:51 AM »
I like your voice man. You sound like a completely normal dude, you actually come across very comfortable and natural over microphone, srs. Above average voice

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The Flood / Re: Worst night of my life SMH
« on: May 02, 2016, 11:25:55 PM »
LMAO

So apparently my friends are circulating a picture on social media of me in the wheel chair looking like a legit potato and now people are all worried asking if I'm okay and what happened ect

Dead srs I'm embarrassed as fuck  >:(

Well hopefully now you learned your lesson. Just like how I learned my lesson to never post a pic of me not ready on Skype only for it to somehow end up here...... again.
A new picture?

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The Flood / Re: Worst night of my life SMH
« on: May 02, 2016, 11:09:51 PM »
LMAO

So apparently my friends are circulating a picture on social media of me in the wheel chair looking like a legit potato and now people are all worried asking if I'm okay and what happened ect

Dead srs I'm embarrassed as fuck  >:( 

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I used to occasionally jack off to it when I was 12 or 13. I remember thinking "Am I gonna be like this forever"

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The Flood / Re: Going to Savannah!
« on: May 02, 2016, 02:57:41 PM »
Kitsune you're a cool chick. Make sure to take lots of pictures for sep7agon

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The Flood / Re: Worst night of my life SMH
« on: May 02, 2016, 02:23:12 PM »
why did you sonic the hedgehog the pregame?
Well we got to the parking garage and we were 3 levels below with like 50 other people getting ready ect. Talked around, met some people, and before you know it the event was going to start in 30 minutes. So I think "fuck I gotta get drunk before going in" and just start pounding away at the bottle and use a monster energy drink to chase it every now and then. Didn't realize how hard that was going to hit me smh

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The Flood / Re: Worst night of my life SMH
« on: May 02, 2016, 01:52:00 PM »
hahaha

stay away from stairs if you're going to get blind
Didn't hurt until today  :-X

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The Flood / Re: Am I seeking perfection?
« on: May 02, 2016, 01:50:18 PM »
why do all of these autistic kids have such high expectations for girls
Hahaha truuuueeee

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