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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: If you've never roleplayed as a Japanese girl
« on: May 28, 2016, 04:37:54 PM »
Nuke this thread and everyone in it including myself

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The Flood / Re: I'm sunburnt as fuck ama
« on: May 28, 2016, 04:37:19 PM »
Me too but just my neck, was working construction for 7 hours suck my dick

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The Flood / Re: *hugs everyone*
« on: May 28, 2016, 04:32:11 PM »
<3

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Would do it for $100k

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The Flood / Re: My life is a rollercoaster
« on: May 28, 2016, 12:01:27 AM »
Did someone switch your roids with estrogen?
Estrogen control recently came in finally, gonna use it Sunday it's sweet

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The Flood / My life is a rollercoaster
« on: May 27, 2016, 11:25:58 PM »
Right now I'm mid drop but on the part of the drop where you're going to come back up soon

Idk if there's a bigger drop after the come up tho

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The Flood / Re: the best insult word
« on: May 27, 2016, 10:16:47 PM »
Cuck

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The Flood / Re: My nigga Johnny did no wrong
« on: May 27, 2016, 05:56:03 PM »
Damn he was aesthetic as fuck when he was young


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The Flood / Re: My neck has been killing me all day
« on: May 27, 2016, 03:55:00 PM »
Woke up
Made a fruit smoothie and breakfast
Jacked off
Lounged around
Jacked off again

Gonna shower then eat then nap or watch Netflix hit the gym. After that IDK man it's still early in the day

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Do you like doing construction?
Nah man it's shit. But I'm doing it right now because:

I'm trying to make as much money as I can without committing to a legit job

And it motivates me to do well in school/investing so that Ill never need a job like that to support myself

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Gotta get that money  :P :P

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The Flood / Re: Dive Dive
« on: May 27, 2016, 03:41:46 PM »
This post gave me asmr wtf

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The Flood / Re: When Thunder jacks off
« on: May 27, 2016, 03:36:08 PM »
>having an obsession with some soccer asshole
judging people is fun
except I'm not actually judging him

there's this crazy new thing called a joke
Wow your humor is terrible fella

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The Flood / Re: When Thunder jacks off
« on: May 27, 2016, 03:34:22 PM »
>having an obsession with some soccer asshole
judging people is fun

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The Flood / Re: Why should I not kill myself?
« on: May 27, 2016, 01:46:08 AM »
Because it makes my chest hurt to think that you would and I don't even know you. Imagine how your dad would feel, not that that's the whole reason that you shouldn't. Grit your teeth and tell yourself that if you're going to die, you're going to die happy. Hate yourself for wanting to die. Tell yourself: It's not that easy, fucker. And then you pick yourself up and KEEP GOING. Even if I thought I could never be happy again I'd die trying to be and take some satisfaction from that. But it's never that bad. We're born into this shit. Instantly stepped on. And I hate to be stepped on and I hate to see people be stepped on. If Life tells you to fuck off, you tell it: You first, dickhead.

I can't remember most of the night of my attempt but I like to think that once I was drunk enough I worked myself up into a towering rage at myself. And whatever happened after that that put me in hospital was just an insanely dumb self-punishment. I don't know, but it makes me deeply ashamed, so I'd like to think that I stayed true to myself.

Be stubborn, man. There are too many years left on the clock.
I like you a lot man

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Estrogen spike? How did that happen?
Homeostasis bro

Can't say much more smh

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The Flood / Re: Why should I not kill myself?
« on: May 26, 2016, 09:14:23 PM »
Wow! Really seems like you have no other option, TBH

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What a coincide! That's crazy bro, because one minute I'm feeling on top of the world, overly cocky, like I can do anything with no consequences. Rules don't apply to me

Then when my estrogen spikes up I get bitchy and annoyed with everything.

Not to mention I'll cry if I see something happy-sad (like vids of soldier coming home)

Glad I'll finally be able to get this estrogen in check after this week tho

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One minute I'm feeling on top of the world, overly cocky, like I can do anything with no consequences. Rules don't apply to me

Then when my estrogen spikes up I get bitchy and annoyed with everything.

Not to mention I'll cry if I see something happy-sad (like vids of soldier coming home)

Glad I'll finally be able to get this estrogen in check after this week tho

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The Flood / Re: Put some RESPEK on my name
« on: May 26, 2016, 05:11:14 PM »
tbh it is a little perturbing that he came at charlamagne like that. birdman isnt exactly a mentally stable person. charlamagnes cool and i dont want him to get popped because birdman got butthurt over some bs.
I actually had no idea bird man was still alive until I started hearing about all this

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The Flood / Re: anyone ever tried oxycodone
« on: May 26, 2016, 05:09:18 PM »
i know you arent the brightest bulb in the bunch but fucking with oxy is a new low, even for you.
It would be dumb if I did what I did last night and didn't expect any lasting effects or death from it. But I did.
Hahahahaha ur a jooooooke 😂😂

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The Flood / Put some RESPEK on my name
« on: May 26, 2016, 02:48:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Graduating today.
« on: May 26, 2016, 02:40:17 PM »
Congrats man

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The Flood / Re: It's been two days
« on: May 26, 2016, 02:32:45 PM »
It's not gonna die. All the users who don't want the site to die (so, basically all of us) aren't going to just leave.

Having daily "wur gon dah" threads for the past four weeks just creates a gloom-and-doom atmosphere for no reason.
This

It's going to be sort of like Sapphire or similar forums with the tight community composed of the same users

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The Flood / Re: anyone ever tried oxycodone
« on: May 25, 2016, 09:46:01 PM »
No but my buddy took them to get his entire body inked and he got addicted as fuck. I have a feeling 4 is a really big dose yo and you probably shouldn't have done that.....stay safe

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The Flood / Re: Just ran over a cat
« on: May 25, 2016, 09:34:24 PM »
One time I was passenger and the dude in front of us hit a cat, poor thing went flying and got hit a second time mid air by our car. I felt so bad for it

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The Flood / Re: MFW I see a fresh pair of kicks that I must cop
« on: May 25, 2016, 08:04:47 PM »
Lmao

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The Flood / Re: My 1st ever selfy
« on: May 25, 2016, 07:58:36 PM »
People who care, like, at all about other people's shoes are fucking pathetic.
Coming from a degenerate stoner who drinks cough syrup to drown out the desire to kill himself for being so pathetic
MFW


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