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The Flood / Re: ITT: Reasons you should kill yourself
« on: April 19, 2015, 10:53:08 PM »
Seeing OP.

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The Flood / Re: What if vegan Jesus flooded the earth
« on: April 19, 2015, 10:15:35 PM »
i  cri evrytiem

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The Flood / SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
« on: April 19, 2015, 10:10:26 PM »
You faggots are my destiny, you say

OOOOooh ooh oooooohhhhh

Shut up and suck my dick.

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The Flood / Re: What was your original Bnet display name?
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:09:55 PM »

I actually would be surprised if you niggers found out mine
gasai yuno. I liked that name more.
I mean on B.old, when Bungie had Halo.
lol, I know what it is.
what is it?
I'll say it if Naru gives the go ahead.
Go ahead

8856
Serious / Re: Stephen Fry on God
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:09:57 PM »
Loved it.

8857
Research the company and shit, bitches love research.

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The Flood / Re: What was your original Bnet display name?
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:57:54 PM »

I actually would be surprised if you niggers found out mine
gasai yuno. I liked that name more.
I mean on B.old, when Bungie had Halo.

8859
The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:53:42 PM »
You ask.
And that's when I give her food, right?
How's your cooking?
Amateur level-chan.
Then eat out.
Oh god you pervert not on the first date!
Gasai please, you know what I mean, and don't be cheap, don't go over the top either. Just a casual restaurant.
You realize I count all restaurants as casual, right?
If fast food is on your list, I'll slap you.
Please do, onii-chan.
This is not my fetish, get Oss.
Yu

im gonna have to kill you soon
mai fetishfu-kun
stop
Nothing can stop the Rape Train


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The Flood / Re: im drinking ama
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:49:59 PM »
man i haven't drank alcohol in a while
need to get some vodka in me
dont pass out or you might get something else in you
that's the best fucking part you titan
Is titan another fucking bong term?

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:48:05 PM »
I already told you.  Just ask.  Maybe she'll write her name, too.
I got this all planned out bby gurl
Don't call me that.
damustr8bbygurl

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Kill them all, Johnny.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:46:48 PM »
You ask.
And that's when I give her food, right?
How's your cooking?
Amateur level-chan.
Then eat out.
Oh god you pervert not on the first date!
Gasai please, you know what I mean, and don't be cheap, don't go over the top either. Just a casual restaurant.
You realize I count all restaurants as casual, right?
If fast food is on your list, I'll slap you.
Please do, onii-chan.
This is not my fetish, get Oss.
Yu

im gonna have to kill you soon
mai fetishfu-kun

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:46:12 PM »
Be like: "hey, can I get your number?" :)

>:D
And then I kill her.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:45:55 PM »
I already told you.  Just ask.  Maybe she'll write her name, too.
I got this all planned out bby gurl

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:28:12 PM »
You ask.
And that's when I give her food, right?
How's your cooking?
Amateur level-chan.
Then eat out.
Oh god you pervert not on the first date!
Gasai please, you know what I mean, and don't be cheap, don't go over the top either. Just a casual restaurant.
You realize I count all restaurants as casual, right?
If fast food is on your list, I'll slap you.
Please do, onii-chan.

8867
The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:25:31 PM »
You ask.
And that's when I give her food, right?
How's your cooking?
Amateur level-chan.
Then eat out.
Oh god you pervert not on the first date!
Gasai please, you know what I mean, and don't be cheap, don't go over the top either. Just a casual restaurant.
You realize I count all restaurants as casual, right?

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:22:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:22:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:20:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:18:15 PM »
Just be super casual and charming.

Don't give her the impression that you're a rapist.
But what if I am,

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Gaming / Re: Win 3 months of PS+ (US only)
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:17:44 PM »
Bump
Shut the fuck up, we don't need our chances lowered.

8874
The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:16:08 PM »
Obviously the reasonable way to go about it is to stalk them relentlessly and find out said number from one of their aquaintances, then proceed to barrage their inbox with...

Spoiler
(´・ω・`)
pLEASE RESPOND

But how can Denko be real if grills aren't real?

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:15:42 PM »
You ask.
And that's when I give her food, right?

8876
The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:15:22 PM »
Ask her if you can put her panties to the side

Srsly though do you actually want help?
I want her to get her rat out.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:14:27 PM »
Oss-Wan Weeboobi
Why must you do this

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The Flood / Re: Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:10:53 PM »
toast/envelope
Can I substitute the toast for my penis?

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The Flood / Flood, how I get grill's number
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:02:10 PM »
Halp me Obi-Spore Dankobi, you're my only hope.

Yes, I tried killing her.

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The Flood / Re: Slash, your new avatar sucks
« on: April 19, 2015, 10:37:05 AM »
literally who cares

Wait, u mean to tell me that u bothered to remember such a tiny detail of some guy u don't even know? lol.
His old avatar was hilarious

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