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The Flood / Re: Brojobs ITT
« on: May 30, 2015, 02:40:19 PM »

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The Flood / Brojobs ITT
« on: May 30, 2015, 02:34:53 PM »
No homo, of course.

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The Flood / Re: i'm 100% sure nothing smells worse than canned tuna
« on: May 30, 2015, 02:31:52 PM »
Tuna is the only seafood i dislike

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The Flood / Re: So I did get a ticket, sorta..
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:07:02 AM »
I'm ignoring it lol

FUCK THE POPO

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The Flood / Re: What are your fears when driving?
« on: May 29, 2015, 11:49:53 PM »
Gas is cheap right now which is pretty good.
i'm not even whining about the price

i'm talking about having to PAY at all for a necessity

because muh capitalism
Right, transportation in the US is sadly something borderline being a necessity. I would never drive if that wasn't the case.

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The Flood / Re: What are your fears when driving?
« on: May 29, 2015, 11:46:33 PM »
oh, also, paying for gas

like, nothing about driving is good, okay
nothing

i'll ride a fucking bike
hell, i'll fucking walk
i don't give a fuck
Gas is cheap right now which is pretty good.

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The Flood / Re: So I did get a ticket, sorta..
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:52:51 PM »
I didn't know a fucking yellow light counted as a red color and being in the middle of the street when the light turned red warrants a [ticket]
Maybe retake driver's ed, because the buffer zone people like to imagine let them speed through yellow lights doesn't exist.
I don't run through yellow lights, this one I had to since I had no time to brake and stop, so I had to keep going to prevent any crash behind me or risk sticking the front of my car out in the open.

You claim you couldn't stop your car in time, but also that the light changed as you were half way through the intersection. Whatever your story is, you still ran a red light and as much as it sucks, you're not going to win an appeal.
Not with that attitude.

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The Flood / Re: So I did get a ticket, sorta..
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:49:05 PM »
I didn't know a fucking yellow light counted as a red color and being in the middle of the street when the light turned red warrants a [ticket]
Maybe retake driver's ed, because the buffer zone people like to imagine let them speed through yellow lights doesn't exist.
I don't run through yellow lights, this one I had to since I had no time to brake and stop, so I had to keep going to prevent any crash behind me or risk sticking the front of my car out in the open.

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The Flood / Re: So I did get a ticket, sorta..
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:47:32 PM »
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
Fuck the gov't

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The Flood / Re: So I did get a ticket, sorta..
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:37:59 PM »
Funny story, I just got one as well. Fucking Texas cops can suck a cock
But this is a fucking camera in the middle of a fucking ghetto fucking street, like oh, you must feel so fucking happy that you had a machine do work for you and not a damn cop.

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The Flood / Re: So I did get a ticket, sorta..
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:35:10 PM »
http://blog.motorists.org/four-winning-defenses/
Fuck the man, man.
I'm looking at the photos online for my shit. One of them had my car in the middle of the intersection and the lights being red.. The other one was my car on the crosswalk when the light was red. Which was by the time I couldn't see above me and the light was still yellow. Fuck this shit man.

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The Flood / So I did get a ticket, sorta..
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:25:42 PM »
According to the geniuses who work in the state, I ran a red light. I didn't know a fucking yellow light counted as a red color and being in the middle of the street when the light turned red warrants a damn $270 ticket. What the fuck should I do? The state sent me mail of the photo of my car 'doing' this deed and it says to confirm the driver of the car. Should I just ignore it or what?

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The Flood / Re: Taco Bell
« on: May 29, 2015, 07:58:58 PM »
Dorito's Locos Taco and Crunchwrap Supreme too good.

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The Flood / Re: What are your fears when driving?
« on: May 29, 2015, 07:43:30 PM »
I don't drive.
Actually are you allowed to drive at all from narcolepsy?
Nope.
So it's an official law and whatnot?

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The Flood / Re: What are your fears when driving?
« on: May 29, 2015, 07:09:11 PM »
Animals jumping out in front of me mostly
We hit some turkey looking bird once in Cali >_>

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The Flood / Re: What are your fears when driving?
« on: May 29, 2015, 07:08:15 PM »
I don't drive.
Actually are you allowed to drive at all from narcolepsy?

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Gaming / Re: Splatoon is awesome
« on: May 29, 2015, 07:05:53 PM »
Saw a commercial for it at the movies. The character models looked so damn choppy on their outlines.

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The Flood / Re: What are your fears when driving?
« on: May 29, 2015, 06:26:30 PM »
I fucking text and drive 90% of the time I'm driving do you think I'm fucking scared of shit?
lol fucking oregano smoking motherfucker gonna crash and burn one day LOL

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The Flood / What are your fears when driving?
« on: May 29, 2015, 06:25:11 PM »
My biggest fear of driving is when I'm on roads with no middle lane to turn and whatnot. I get uneasy when a car drives towards me on the other lane since if one of us fucks up, we could end up dead or seriously injured. But yea, other than that, driving is ok.

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The Flood / Re: Honest biggest fear thread
« on: May 29, 2015, 06:12:06 PM »
Loneliness and death

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The Flood / Re: Do you want to cuddle?
« on: May 29, 2015, 06:09:46 PM »
Oh

I wanna cuddle my loli coworker qt 3.14 ;____;
What?

>.>
Gasai pls.

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The Flood / Re: Do you want to cuddle?
« on: May 29, 2015, 06:01:51 PM »
Oh

I wanna cuddle my loli coworker qt 3.14 ;____;

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The Flood / Re: So I just got dumped
« on: May 29, 2015, 04:19:11 PM »

how old are you?

i'm assuming you're at least in high school so, just remember that 99% of these relationships you'll have will never last beyond high school. take them as a kind of learning experience so you'll be better prepared for more serious connections with girls
Im 34
oh

looks like you will be forever doomed with RomanGladiator syndrome, a fatal disease

Are we making that official? Let me get the book for Records.
i'm coining it now

RomanGladiator syndrome - a disease where no matter how hard you seem to try, girls will never want to have sex with you. typically cured by not being a beta faggot, but if left untreated for too long, its effects become irreversible.

brb posting this on urban dictionary
Did.. Did you do it?

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The Flood / Re: Am I gay
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:27:59 PM »
there's nothing gay about hanging out with some of your buddies and exchanging brojobs
BROJOB

BROJOB

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Gaming / Re: MOBA Game Night June 12th. Cast Your Vote!
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:15:49 PM »
inb4LC

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The Flood / Re: Am I gay
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:12:59 PM »
Did I make you question your sexuality?
Casper and Oss made me question myself. Fucking bullies
Wait, really?

Oh god Oss dont talk to me
Yea >.>

But I'm past the PTSD they gave me and i like women. But still, that was scary.
You let a girl do your hair for funzies.
You're gay, hombre.
It was curiosity and she wanted to do it >____>

I was curious of she could do it to my hair

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The Flood / Re: why the fuck do people do this
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:09:36 PM »
Yea, i don't understand it either. Maybe to stop messes? I just don't understand daytime headlights. Like why?

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The Flood / Re: So I just got dumped
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:06:09 PM »
Bruh she was so hot tho. Fuck women

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