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17701
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:23:18 PM »
Do you hear that?
That's the sound of everyone in the South's jaws hitting the floor.
hue
17702
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:18:52 PM »
17703
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:05:44 PM »
Black people are black
17704
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:42:27 PM »
Good.
17706
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:19:09 PM »
Fuck yeah I would, is this real?
Yeah, I think only 1000 people can get the pass.
17707
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:15:53 PM »
Is there sauce, or is the pasta served /r/ style?
I wouldn't know
17708
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:15:37 PM »
>mfw op secretly working for olive garden and trying make free ads
>implying I'll work as a waiter just to get treated like shit and depend on the courtesy of humans
lol, no bitch.
You work at McDonald's though. They're treated worse than waiters.
Really? I've been getting nice customers overall and the staff is awesome. Nigga please
17709
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:11:34 PM »
Shut up yuno
I know you love it when I tell you to shut up in bed.
17710
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:11:15 PM »
>mfw op secretly working for olive garden and trying make free ads
>implying I'll work as a waiter just to get treated like shit and depend on the courtesy of humans lol, no bitch.
17711
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:10:12 PM »
Uh.. I got a Jansport backpack.. That's weird, right?
17712
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:08:33 PM »
$100 for 7 weeks of pasta. Would you do that?
17713
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:18:46 PM »
>implying
17714
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:01:36 PM »
That you're a fa-
Oh.
17715
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:58:36 PM »
Shouldn't it be busting a nut in her anus?
17716
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:56:40 PM »
17717
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:50:27 PM »
-punches screen-
17718
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:41:11 PM »
17719
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:35:00 PM »
17720
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:23:21 AM »
She feels ok. I still make occasional dick jokes around her.
You should have a dick tattooed onto your face.
That requires work.
17721
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:22:42 AM »
How does school get cancelled because of rain?...
We live in the valley and the most rain came to our state today which flooded major freeways and roads. Traffic made my dad get to work in 2 hours and cars were submerged in water halfway.
People need to buy real vehicles. My Jeep that I use to have had a 6" lift and 33" tires, a bit of water on the road never stopped that thing.
orly? 
17722
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:16:42 AM »
You have a girlfriend?
Of course.
How does she feel about your obsession with dicks?
She feels ok. I still make occasional dick jokes around her.
17723
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:14:57 AM »
It rains in Arizona?
Apparently. Monsoon season will be no more ):
17724
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:14:01 AM »
How does school get cancelled because of rain?...
We live in the valley and the most rain came to our state today which flooded major freeways and roads. Traffic made my dad get to work in 2 hours and cars were submerged in water halfway.
17725
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:08:48 AM »
You have a girlfriend?
Of course.
17726
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:08:35 AM »
How did you get a girlfriend with a phallus that small?
With space magic, duh.
Make my dick smaller...
If I step to the left, I might accidentally knock you over with its mass.
I'll try, you're just.. Different.
17727
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:49:25 AM »
How did you get a girlfriend with a phallus that small?
With space magic, duh.
17728
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:49:04 AM »
>gasai the niggerman
>having a girlfriend
FUCKINGLOL
git gud
17729
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:05:13 AM »
It's the wettest day ever so far today. Cars are halfway submerged in water
Did you swim home?
I'd need a boat if I were to go anywhere.
17730
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:01:43 AM »
Does your college have no roof?
It's the wettest day ever so far today. Cars are halfway submerged in water
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