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The Flood / HYPE TRAIN
« on: November 20, 2014, 04:40:02 PM »
WOO! CAN'T STOP IT

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The Flood / Re: Since some of you have been constantly bitching
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:34:12 PM »
NAME ONE LEMY YOU FAGGOT

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The Flood / Re: Do you break your ramen?
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:20:27 PM »
Nope. My girlfriend does though. I always thought it was rather strange.
>2025
>not killing her

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The Flood / Re: Seriously, how much does Santa weigh?
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:19:45 PM »
420 pounds

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The Flood / I love the pod
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:18:53 PM »
When eating soybeans. Totes cute.

Discuss soybeans or whatever the fuck they're called

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The Flood / Re: Official hype thread fit the podscast
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:15:07 PM »
Gasai.
Shut up.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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The Flood / Official hype thread fit the podscast
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:11:37 PM »
GET MAD MODS

Fuck.. I typed too fast

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News / Re: Why You Should Play: This War of Mine
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:10:45 PM »
I might buy it when it's a lower price. Saw TB playing it ahs it looked awesome

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The Flood / Re: Official Hurry the Fuck Up With the Podcast thread!
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:09:52 PM »
I'm uploading the thing right now, hold your god damn tacos Gasai.
THEY'RE FISH TACOS

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The Flood / Is the nigcast posted yet?
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:44:50 PM »
Well? Did you finish those errands?

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The Flood / Re: Official Hurry the Fuck Up With the Podcast thread!
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:33:19 PM »
Reminder that hyping it up will only lead to disappointment.
stfu and post Sakura Fish

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Gaming / Re: GTA V finally getting heists next week.
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:21:20 PM »
:[

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The Flood / Re: Why are black cops so cool all the time
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:20:04 PM »
But.. They're black

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The Flood / Re: Do you break your ramen?
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:19:18 PM »
Nigga that's retarded

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Serious / Re: Piracy
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:15:32 PM »
I pirate music because I don't have money. Soon as I get a job I'll gladly pay.
You can't afford like..$10/mo for Spotify or something?
Not everyone wants their parents to pay for a want and not everybody has a credit/debit card to pay through online.

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The Flood / Re: >not knowing how to wash dishes in the year 2025
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:52:24 PM »
Welp, that was the first how to basic video to make me laugh in a good while.
Same, I got a good chuckle from this video

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The Flood / >not knowing how to wash dishes in the year 2025
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:44:50 PM »
YouTube


Booty

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The Flood / Re: Girl gets the shit slapped out of her on a subway
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:36:45 PM »
Quote
They call him The Bouncer. He's the law on the F train. Hood rats think he's a myth. When he raises his bare hand, the sky opens and you're hit with a thunderclap. Your straight wig won't save you. Your Steve Maddens won't save you. Your white knight won't save you. It doesn't matter how much is on your MetroCard. The Bouncer has the authority to revoke your pussy pass.

lol

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The Flood / Re: Official Hurry the Fuck Up With the Podcast thread!
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:11:29 PM »
It'll be up by the end of the week.
HURRY

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The Flood / Official Hurry the Fuck Up With the Podcast thread!
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:06:21 PM »
HURRY THE FUCK UP

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The Flood / Re: Broadcast networks opt out of Obama immigration speech
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:39:24 PM »
But I don't care.

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The Flood / Re: Thanksgiving Plans?
« on: November 20, 2014, 11:25:20 AM »
''Thanksgiving'' sounds so dumb
Communists gonna communist

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The Flood / Re: So am I the only one?
« on: November 20, 2014, 11:14:33 AM »
Nissan Sentra 2007

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The Flood / Re: Pro Majuana Propaganda
« on: November 20, 2014, 10:59:47 AM »
inb4camn-

ohwait, he deded from 69 marijuna injections

rip in pieces
420* you fucking skrub

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The Flood / Re: how close are you with your family?
« on: November 20, 2014, 10:58:57 AM »
Hard to say. Love my dad, but we rarely speak as much as my mom and me. Sister is good.

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The Flood / Re: McDonald's open 24/7 on Thanksgiving and Xmas!
« on: November 20, 2014, 10:51:50 AM »
I feel sorry for the people working holidays at Micky Ds.
Same. I just don't see the point in working at a fast food place on a holiday for food

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The Flood / Re: >Be me
« on: November 20, 2014, 10:48:46 AM »
The one I have is great, you should get it, of course, if you have different needs then don't.

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The Flood / Bitch, we need priorities
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:40:32 AM »
And so it is the ruling of this court that Kiyo name her lizard LEMY, for the good of Sep7agon. All in favor, RAISE YOUR DONGERS, all opposed, nay.

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The Flood / Re: Booty
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:36:45 AM »
First off, Kiyo needs to name her lizard Lemy

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The Flood / Re: Tiny Earthquake
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:31:33 AM »
It's obviously BritishLemon's fatass moving in bed

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