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The Flood / Re: Tru Turquoise?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:30:35 PM »

12422
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:28:46 PM »
-gets to the bonfire and pulls out my sword-

Gosh. Those traps must be hungry for something by now.

12423
The Flood / Tru Turquoise?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:26:38 PM »
I been in that

12425
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:17:15 PM »
FUCK, I FORGOT MY SWORD

-walks back to the bonfire-
I'm setting out the food we had from yesterday to bait out someone to kill.
Sound good bby

12426
The Flood / The weather?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:16:38 PM »
I check that

12427
The Flood / Re: Debit cards?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:14:54 PM »
>TFW customer hands you card when your slider thing is right in front of them
>tfw a customer wants a large Sprite and the soda fountain is behind them
I never got bothered by that TBH.
Best story though.
>And I'll have the large double quarter burger
>The meal?
>No just the large double quarter burger
>Okay
>Ring up the burger
>Where's my drink?
>You didn't order one
>But I ordered a large double quarter meal
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Can I have 5 Hot and Spicy's?
>Ok
>Can I have Ranch and Buffalo sauce?
>gives 2
>can I have more?
>no it's extra after 2
>that's stupid

SO IS NOT ORDERING A FUCKING RANCH AND BUFFALO HOT AND SPICY YOU FUCKING FAGOT

12428
The Flood / Re: Debit cards?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:08:39 PM »
>TFW customer hands you card when your slider thing is right in front of them
>tfw a customer wants a large Sprite and the soda fountain is behind them

12429
The Flood / Debit cards?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:06:21 PM »
I swipe that

12430
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:59:26 PM »
FUCK, I FORGOT MY SWORD

-walks back to the bonfire-

12431
The Flood / Re: New Antibiotic discovered in breakthrough
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:58:33 PM »
a supervirus wouldn't come from the use of antibiotics

a drug resistant super bacteria though, perhaps
omg stop correcting me

12432
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:54:46 PM »
I look totes adorbs with my new armor!

*Defense +2

12433
The Flood / Re: New Antibiotic discovered in breakthrough
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:41:35 PM »
Can't wait for the supervirus that will come in the future because of this.

12434
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:34:27 PM »
As I exit the shack, I notice some thick magazines and tape lying close to eachother. I drop my crowbar and wrap the magazines around me arms.

12435
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:25:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:22:38 PM »
-finds a small shack in the forest-

*Looted a Hunter Cape (99 Hunter), a combat knife, 3 bullets, crowbar

12437
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:16:06 PM »
-steals Tru-

12438
The Flood / Re: Operation: Little Saturn
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:01:22 PM »

12439
The Flood / Re: ITT: Post your phone lock screens
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:56:38 PM »
Spoiler
omg that communist language.

Purge it...

12440
Serious / Re: Some uncomfortable realities about Ho Chi Minh
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:55:17 PM »
I wasn't ready for this feels trip.

12441
The Flood / Re: Operation: Little Saturn
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:53:29 PM »

12442
The Flood / Re: Operation: Little Saturn
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:52:17 PM »
Fuck you guys I spent 10 minutes on this

12443
The Flood / Re: Operation: Little Saturn
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:37:23 PM »
STAHP PLOX
Where's the fun that? I'll make one for Tru while I'm at it.

12444
The Flood / Operation: Little Saturn
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:28:55 PM »


Naru: Your orders are to take control of the retarded troll threads near Serious to prevent them from Dustin and Lemy gaining power in The Flood. This is a critical mission, faggot. Best of luck.

Meta: Ryley, this is Sociopath Leader. Our economic threads are in position, what is your status?

Ryle: Sociopath Leader, Ryley here. Our threads are in position, we need 10 minutes to make them dank. Over.

Meta: Hold positions until... KINDER! KINDER! GET DOWN!!

-Kinder flies low and shoots at Meta's tank with his meme rifles-

Meta: We have been spotted. Ryley, we cannot wait! Get your threads into position now! We will take care of these memes!


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Gaming / Re: I might get an Xboner
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:18:42 PM »
So this is my list...

Guaranteed Purchases:

MCC (for you guys)
Minecraft (might as well)
Sunset Ogredrive (single player fun)
Headset Adapter..

Later purchases:
Dragon Age: I
BF: H
Guacamelee
is the xbone minecraft port on the same development cycle as the xbox 360 version? are there any real reasons i should drop another $20 to buy minecraft for a third time on a third different platform?
Bigger worlds and more/faster updates.

12446
The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that Israel kicked ass in the Six Day War
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:12:56 PM »
You guy's and war. And you all have the gall to call Kinder stupid.
Can it, pinko. Any day spent killing Muslims is a good day in history.
cant tell if serious
I'm slightly exaggerating, I suppose.
Slightly exaggerating is an understatement for you

12447
The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that Israel kicked ass in the Six Day War
« on: January 07, 2015, 11:33:08 AM »
You guy's and war. And you all have the gall to call Kinder stupid.
Can it, pinko. Any day spent killing Muslims is a good day in history.
cant tell if serious
It's das, he's always serious about this stuff

12448
The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that Israel kicked ass in the Six Day War
« on: January 07, 2015, 11:23:40 AM »
Yeah, but then the Ramadan war happened... but, if the UN didn't end that one prematurely, the Israeli counter offensive would have had enough drive to push well beyond the six day's  lines.
Doesn't matter, git gud

12449
The Flood / Daily reminder that Israel kicked ass in the Six Day War
« on: January 07, 2015, 11:18:22 AM »
That's pretty badass.

12450
The Flood / Re: Trying to decide on what to research for class...
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:51:11 AM »
Male birth control

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