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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:26:11 AM »
alright alright

this is what I'll do

>going to call
>cry beforehand, good at crying
>say a relative is in the hospital
>will be at hospital for the day

any other idea?

Tell them your relative got hit by an axe.
>_>

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The Flood / Re: Mobilizing the Sep7agon Army
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:22:16 AM »
COMMANDER NARU REPOTING FOR DUTY

COMMENCE SHITPOST ROCKETS

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The Flood / Re: Mobilizing the Sep7agon Army
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:18:01 AM »
Am I a Commander?

pls?

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The Flood / Re: I have a dilemma.
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:17:26 AM »
KERNEL KRAUT MY NIGGA

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Serious / Top states with most people on food stamps
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:15:46 AM »
http://wallstcheatsheet.com/personal-finance/7-states-with-the-most-people-on-food-stamps.html/?a=viewall

OF COURSE MISSOURI IS NUMBER 2

-COUGH- CHEAT -COUGH-

but really, does the list surprise you?

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The Flood / Re: Which user, would you say, on average
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:09:52 AM »
Me.

Why is this even a question

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:08:43 AM »
alright alright

this is what I'll do

>going to call
>cry beforehand, good at crying
>say a relative is in the hospital
>will be at hospital for the day

any other idea?

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The Flood / Re: which user, would you say, on average
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:57:47 AM »
Evilegiac

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:57:18 AM »
Don't.

If you wanna keep your job, you'll go to work.
And suddenly...

Gaining 20 bucks still is shit

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:46:57 AM »

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:46:36 AM »
Just go in, you lazy moron.
I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON
Fucking lol, get someone to cover your shift.
No one can

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:41:12 AM »
It's not wise to lie, but if you need to go somewhere...
Nigga, it's fucking ridiculous working 3 HOURS on the WEEKEND AT NIGHT when I can be spending it with my friends/family.

It gets you your pay, and well... Didn't you choose your job?
It's doesn't matter if all I'm getting paid is minimum wage, I can deal with losing out 20 bucks or so.

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:39:50 AM »
Just go in, you lazy moron.
I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON
Then do whatever MORON
MORON

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:38:36 AM »
It's not wise to lie, but if you need to go somewhere...
Nigga, it's fucking ridiculous working 3 HOURS on the WEEKEND AT NIGHT when I can be spending it with my friends/family.

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:35:23 AM »
Say your mom died.
>_________________________________________________ _____________________________>

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:34:58 AM »
Ahaha, I called off work so many times when I got my first job. Say that your Grandma got some kind of disease and you had to fly a state away tonight to see her.
I dunno man, I like my grandma

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:32:37 AM »
What's more believable than saying you were puking/running the brown river?
I died? I dunno, got nothing bby

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:32:19 AM »
Just go in, you lazy moron.
I'm going out with my friends tomorrow and I'm not gonna abandon them just to work 3 fucking hours at 7-10pm

MO

RON

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The Flood / Re: My Official Birthday Thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:31:17 AM »
teh past celebrates

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The Flood / How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:29:39 AM »
My main plan right now is say I've been throwing up since the morning and have diarrhea. I'm lookin for more believeable stories guise, halp 4

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The Flood / Re: LOOK AT THIS FATASS DOGE
« on: January 09, 2015, 09:02:53 PM »
FUCK YOU GUYS THIS IS AWESOME

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The Flood / Re: LOOK AT THIS FATASS DOGE
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:50:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: LOOK AT THIS FATASS DOGE
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:42:11 PM »
2FAT4U

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The Flood / Re: LOOK AT THIS FATASS DOGE
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:26:54 PM »
this dog was probably a certain person's on here. he probably did this so he had someone to talk to,.
...

lol stahp

I'M DYING

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The Flood / LOOK AT THIS FATASS DOGE
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:21:32 PM »
https://gma.yahoo.com/85-pound-dog-named-kale-chips-had-wheeled-211726909--abc-news-pets.html

85 pounds.

CARRIED BY A WAGON

FUCK YOU, THIS DOG EATS BETTER THAN CASPER AND ME COMBINED.

But really, got surrendered to a shelter and it's slowly losing weight.

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Gaming / It's 2025 now
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:16:52 PM »
And the 3DS still fucking needs to be calibrated. Like fuck, my phone doesn't need to be either, it's a pain in the ass doing it often.

Discuss things in game consoles and shit that you don't understand.

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Septagon / Re: My computer is slow on this site
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:47:00 PM »
It could be the ads loading, if you're not using AdBlock, turn it on and see if it fixes itself.
Yep. Try this and see what happens.
Promote to admin pls for the help

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Septagon / Re: My computer is slow on this site
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:38:12 PM »
It could be the ads loading, if you're not using AdBlock, turn it on and see if it fixes itself.

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The Flood / Re: I just ate Quizno's Sub for the first time-kun
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:34:04 PM »
Yes

Subway is better

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The Flood / I just ate Quizno's Sub for the first time-kun
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:31:23 PM »
It was alright.

Discuss

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