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« on: February 05, 2015, 10:09:41 PM »
1. Keep your hands to yourself.
2. You must open your eyes at least every 30 seconds, and you must keep them open 30 seconds at a time.
3. No making fun of smaller or larger penises.
4. Bring your own tissues for cleanup.
5. If you bring pornography, you must share it.
6. You cannot fantasize about the girlfriends of the boys standing next to you, but you can fantasize about the girlfriends of every other boy in the circle.
7. You can fantasize about any of the boys in the circle jerk, but not if they are standing next to you.
8. An official circlejerk contains 7 boys.
9. If fewer than 7 boys wan to jerk off together, they must stand in a single file, and it shall be known as a firing line.
10. If more than 7 boys want to jerk off together, it shall be called a Joint Session of Congress.
11312
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:02:49 PM »
my clothing hasnt been on point for a while
i just randomly grab clothes from my closet and call it a day
i'm too lazy to wear an on point outfit
Clothing can suck a dick.
11313
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:01:04 PM »
Yeah then the wind comes along like "Oh hi, I'm going to fuck your head until your hair is ruined"
Good thing I spend my time indoors.
11314
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:59:04 PM »
I guess you can say my dick is always on point.
HEY-O
11315
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:58:24 PM »
11316
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:56:32 PM »
Holy fuck I love my hair at the moment, so fucking nice.
Discuss when things are on point.
11317
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:26:26 PM »
yes
11318
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:02:20 PM »
I like to unload myself after watching some pretty good camwhores.
Oooooh, I can't help you there.
11319
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:00:14 PM »
>-95
Lmao bitch what? Did it just take of a bunch of points because I'm a chick or some shit?
Yes.
That's some stupid shit
Tumblrfags pls go
But tumblr has great porn
11320
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:44:18 PM »
>-95
Lmao bitch what? Did it just take of a bunch of points because I'm a chick or some shit?
Yes.
11321
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:41:07 PM »
85
11322
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:12:44 PM »
11323
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:11:36 PM »
ELLIE STAY DOWN
-walks to Clicker-
11324
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:10:13 PM »
11325
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:09:12 PM »
This class will teach you how to make shivs along with learning how to use a ladder proficiently. Subscribe for more! 
11326
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:51:50 PM »
Cannabis
Mega Final Form Retard
But your profile picture looks pretty nice right now so I'll take your autism levels down by 2%
Which one?
The one with the blue hair girl sitting down with a gun I think
Oh, Jinx.
Oh yeah
Perfect SFM porn model
SFM?
11327
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:47:48 PM »
Cannabis
Mega Final Form Retard
But your profile picture looks pretty nice right now so I'll take your autism levels down by 2%
Which one?
The one with the blue hair girl sitting down with a gun I think
Oh, Jinx.
11328
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:41:58 PM »
Abs. I can tone my arms by masturbating with both hands
11329
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:41:22 PM »
Cannabis
Mega Final Form Retard
But your profile picture looks pretty nice right now so I'll take your autism levels down by 2%
Which one?
11330
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:40:01 PM »
I'm reading this you shitlords. 
11331
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:37:56 PM »
Book for cannabis Seriously, what the fuck am I reading?
11332
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:35:59 PM »
inb4Casper
11333
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:33:28 PM »
Cannabis
11334
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:22:41 PM »
Yes
11335
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:21:10 PM »
Gonna do an assignment.. Fuck reading.
11336
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:16:03 PM »
Bronze
11337
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:14:16 PM »
What are we supposed to be discussing here?
Illuminati-chan
11338
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:10:01 PM »
Arbok
At least I shrekt Charmander
11339
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:06:13 PM »
The STEM circlejerk is strong.
Computer Science branch can suck a big fucking cock. ASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSA STROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSAS TROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSAST ROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTR OPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTRO PHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROP HYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPH YSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHY SICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYS ICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSI CSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSICSASTROPHYSIC S
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« on: February 05, 2015, 06:05:25 PM »
LOL
Even gOD CAN'T HELP YOU
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