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The Flood / Re: I drank 2 Monster Energy Drinks this year
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:48:58 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I drank 2 Monster Energy Drinks this year
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:48:25 AM »
I'll have one now if it makes me cool.
It makes you a fgt.

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The Flood / Re: I drank 2 Monster Energy Drinks this year
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:48:01 AM »
Haven't had one since freshman year of college. Then my nutrition coach cursed me out and said I was killing my body.

Never had an energy drink or soda since.
Yeah, they're literally cancer, but anything is fine in moderation. These are my guilty pleasures.

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The Flood / Re: I drank 2 Monster Energy Drinks this year
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:47:06 AM »
No fizzy.

Unless It's alcohol, even then fizzy?
wat

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The Flood / Re: I drank 2 Monster Energy Drinks this year
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:45:46 AM »
I've never had any type of energy drink.
Lol nerd

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The Flood / Re: I drank 2 Monster Energy Drinks this year
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:45:27 AM »
uh zero

i dont remember the last time i had a can of cancer
That's surprising, even in your case.

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The Flood / I drank 2 Monster Energy Drinks this year
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:39:33 AM »
How many energy drinks have you drank and why you drink them? I needed this one because I'm fucking sleepy right now and I work 5 hours today, so I'll need the small boost.

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The Flood / Re: We are now officially Google famous.
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:34:44 AM »
I wonder if we look up 2025, this place would pop up.

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The Flood / Re: For Those of You With Jobs.
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:28:46 AM »
My favorites are:

I wanna fucking kill myself working here
Please fucking die
Diet unsweet tea doesn't make you lose weight from the 2 Big Macs you bought
Fucking kill me already
Why hasn't my availability changed?
Eat shit and die
I work on the times people fucking go out and almost never get those days fucking off
Die

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HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU CAN'T DO THIS WITH A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE

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The Flood / Re: I'm considering an avatar change.
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:03:00 AM »
A dragon dildo.

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The Flood / Re: I am B O R E D
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:42:59 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I am B O R E D
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:38:36 PM »
Fap

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever had to tell a homosexual to back off?
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:03:54 PM »
I'm Bi, so I don't have that problem.

No seriously, if you're not interested, just kindly say you're not. Don't be a pussy.
Bisexuality isn't rEAL

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Gaming / Re: Anyone up for playing something on the 360 tonight?
« on: February 12, 2015, 10:57:20 PM »
I got 2 assignments due in 2 hours.

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The Flood / Re: Let's get personal!
« on: February 12, 2015, 10:56:32 PM »
I will never share my life story over the Internet
Something something internment camps.

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The Flood / Re: Let's get personal!
« on: February 12, 2015, 10:56:08 PM »
See? You people need to learn and lay back. I enjoy your partial stories, even if you aren't comfortable typing them.
Yea, well, people might feel like they're being whining if they tell their condensed life story.
Shut up, whiner.

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The Flood / Re: Let's get personal!
« on: February 12, 2015, 10:49:16 PM »
See? You people need to learn and lay back. I enjoy your partial stories, even if you aren't comfortable typing them.

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The Flood / Re: (☠) what is your favorite punctuation mark
« on: February 12, 2015, 10:47:33 PM »
3 spaced full stops gives me such a hard on.

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The Flood / Re: So I've made my 2 weeks notice for work
« on: February 12, 2015, 10:45:51 PM »
2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.
The job you were working as a sandwich maker? Why did you get fired?
I got a call from a place that I put in my resume a month ago.
I went there for an interview, the told me they'd call me back.
On the way back home, they call me, telling me I got the job.
I tell the main manager, that I'm going to put in my 2 weeks notice, mind you, I don't know when I start working at this point.
The next day, I do the orientation, I get a schedule, and see they're putting me too work in 2 days.
I tell my manager about it, he gets annoyed, and eventually tells me, if I want to leave in his good graces(so he won't talk shit about me when a future employer calls), I'm going to have to continue working for the 2 week period. He would work around for my schedule, so I could work at both place.
Next day I tell him the exact hours I work at my new job, since I told him the wrong times the day before.
He suddenly gets pissy, saying he doesn't want to deal with my drama(there was none) and despite the fact he was willing to work with my schedule the day before, he decided to fire me.
What a white man, don't let the white man put you down.
He was a Mexican.
...

Don't let the corrupt police put you down.

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The Flood / Re: So I've made my 2 weeks notice for work
« on: February 12, 2015, 09:55:22 PM »
2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.
The job you were working as a sandwich maker? Why did you get fired?
I got a call from a place that I put in my resume a month ago.
I went there for an interview, the told me they'd call me back.
On the way back home, they call me, telling me I got the job.
I tell the main manager, that I'm going to put in my 2 weeks notice, mind you, I don't know when I start working at this point.
The next day, I do the orientation, I get a schedule, and see they're putting me too work in 2 days.
I tell my manager about it, he gets annoyed, and eventually tells me, if I want to leave in his good graces(so he won't talk shit about me when a future employer calls), I'm going to have to continue working for the 2 week period. He would work around for my schedule, so I could work at both place.
Next day I tell him the exact hours I work at my new job, since I told him the wrong times the day before.
He suddenly gets pissy, saying he doesn't want to deal with my drama(there was none) and despite the fact he was willing to work with my schedule the day before, he decided to fire me.
What a white man, don't let the white man put you down.

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The Flood / Re: Let's get personal!
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:59:08 PM »
Quiet all my life, parents divorced when I was 6, barely talked to both of them.
Didn't have friends until middle school, they were shitty friends and I was the butt of every joke.
Got some good friends in high school, things got better the less I cared, and the closer I got with my small group of friends.
Didn't have many friends, but they were good friends, after graduating high school, I lost contact with them.
Here I am, no real life friends, college,  possibly will have to shell out over a grand because my car fucked up.

If I didn't have the internet, my life would be boring to the point, I wouldn't even have motivation to do jack shit.
But.. I love you, holmes.

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The Flood / Re: So I've made my 2 weeks notice for work
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:57:55 PM »
2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.
The job you were working as a sandwich maker? Why did you get fired?

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The Flood / Re: So I've made my 2 weeks notice for work
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:55:48 PM »
4 years and that's about the jist of it for me, took a few years to weed out the shitty managers. Learnt everything myself, so hard keeping a straight face, but hey how many drunk/high/bogan-as-fuck morons did you get which would potentially just the counter to attack you because they're frustrated over how their mind can't compute the meaning of a 'meal' and a singular fucking burger......oh boy

Memories, never again.....had to clean puke way too many times.

*sips tea*
Happened to me the other day. They ordered a Quarter Pounder, I asked if they wanted a meal, no, and they went home and they came back and said they wanted a meal.

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The Flood / Re: So, that money spending day again.
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:51:04 PM »
I'll be working... And be alone.

Uuuuggh....
Where do you work?

*sips tea*

McDonalds or something was it?
Yes, made my rough draft for my 2 weeks, gonna upload it here.
Well, you're not alone there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*sips tea*
wut

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The Flood / So I've made my 2 weeks notice for work
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:49:51 PM »
It's a rough draft, suggestions?

To the fucking faggot who runs this goddamn store,

   I fucking hate you with my guts. You’re incompetent and a piece of shit who should better control your retarded managers that can’t fucking make a schedule. You’re gay, and you proved to be a shitlord. It’s been hell working shit hours for shit people under your shit supervision. I never got fucking trained in anything, and was expected to do half the shit on my own, which isn’t efficient you goddamn nigger. Holy fuck, you will not believe the things I fucking saw working here, while you’re over there driving a nice car and shit, I have to deal with retards the whole damn day.

I hope you fucking die.

Off yourself.

With my fucking regards,

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The Flood / Re: So, that money spending day again.
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:48:43 PM »
I'll be working... And be alone.

Uuuuggh....
Where do you work?

*sips tea*

McDonalds or something was it?
Yes, made my rough draft for my 2 weeks, gonna upload it here.

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The Flood / Re: So, that money spending day again.
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:38:50 PM »
I'll be working... And be alone.

Uuuuggh....

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The Flood / Gamestop training video: Women
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:13:55 PM »
lmao

YouTube

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