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Racking up over 600k views and 451 likes, this porn video is nicely rated in the category of Lesbians. Being just under 16 minutes, two lesbians meet in a bedroom and start getting intimate. One girl goes to the ass and gets close to it, having the viewer wonder if she'll eat her partner out or give her a rim job. Instead, the woman farts, and her partner seductively sniffs the gases.

I give the video a 7.5/10

Pros:
+Hot intro
+Hilarious farts
+Seductive lesbians
+Malnourished furnishing in the set
+The lesbians seemed very into their farts and sniffing them
+Anus contractions

Cons:
-Seemed too boring, lackluster
-Too quiet, and foreign people
-They took it too slow, clothes weren't off quick enough
-No music, this isn't amateur, but still is professional
-The plot wasn't understandable
-Wonder if the farts were fake

Now, I know, Brazilians make porn? Yeah, in fact, I've seen many of them do live cams. This genre of Brazilian porn is unique and can rack up a fanbase dedicated to this fetish of fart sniffing.

LC and I agree that the women should have farted into their asses together for a good show, but it leaves the viewer wanting for more, something that shouldn't happen in porn.

Give it a try for yourself!

How can I be real if our eyes aren't real?

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1. Keep your hands to yourself.
2. You must open your eyes at least every 30 seconds, and you must keep them open 30 seconds at a time.
3. No making fun of smaller or larger penises.
4. Bring your own tissues for cleanup.
5. If you bring pornography, you must share it.
6. You cannot fantasize about the girlfriends of the boys standing next to you, but you can fantasize about the girlfriends of every other boy in the circle.
7. You can fantasize about any of the boys in the circle jerk, but not if they are standing next to you.
8. An official circlejerk contains 7 boys.
9. If fewer than 7 boys wan to jerk off together, they must stand in a single file, and it shall be known as a firing line.
10. If more than 7 boys want to jerk off together, it shall be called a Joint Session of Congress.

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Jesus Christ, Marie..

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Don't try anything funny.

This is on an article about the mission being planned to Europa.. People are fucking ridiculous.

"To Europa to find ET life".....NASA should be severly defunded - to spend billions going to a far off world, only to come back with "microscopic organisms trapped in rock" is STUPID.
They wouldn't tolerate that on a regular job/career.

If you are making no inroads in your research, they strip the funding - simple as that.

That said...NASA "NEVER SAID" that they ARE going to bring back the ET that we are all expecting. It is merely 'implied' under a false assumption, that that is what they are referring to, when really, ET could mean a deceased micro organism.

Okay, so technically they do find life; only it's long deceased, housed in a rock, and is depressingly NOT humanoid.
So what, you ask.
Think about it this way: Would you afford me the luxury of billions of dollars of spending money to KEEP GOING out, decade after decade after decade to.....bring home 'tree bark'???No, you would strip me of funding so fast that I couldn't blink faster.

So, the gigantic elephant in the room is "What has NASA been doing with all that money for decades?"
Do you even realize that the average person has to do everything short of jumping thru hoops of fire just to acquire grants to fund their schooling and here NASA is, being funded to do these big budget projects that are Top Secret.

Let's say that you are even LUCKY enough to get a grant....and let's say, hypothetically, you don't use the money for the purpose that you said. You could be in big trouble. Well, what about NASA, who decade after decade, makes these statements but, in truth, uses their enormouse budget for clandestine purposes?

http://news.yahoo.com/nasa-mission-europa-search-extraterrestrial-life-184056329--abc-news-tech.html

Cause he damn well is.

Discuss things that turn you on. I like getting licked.

It's just, I can't control my urges for your love. Forgive me.

I turned in my assignment minutes before the deadline.

Discuss times when you were cutting it close.