so i move my cursor to click on whatever subforum i wanted and the ad comes up. literally, i rolled over it and this pops up

and im getting one today since its bring your own cup to 7 / 11 today. what am i missing out on, currently?

what about you?

love triangles exist and now guilt is consuming me. i need to throw up

http://imgur.com/gallery/EIa85

holy shit lol

Now eat this Pb and j sandwich

im trying to get into the love life thing but i do got my eyes on a grill. other than getting her number, nothing much for me. what about you gays?

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-stolen-taco-truck-20160229-story.html

some stolen taco truck hits a bus full of children. fucking beaners

tbh id prefer my child to be selfish, makes themselves much happier and come out on top through any means.

its a simple question, think of it as you may, i dont feel like making it totally serious.

seriously, this shit cracked me the fuck up when i knew what it meant. i cant believe as a kid i didnt understand.

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OUT STANDING MARINES

OUT

FUCKING

STANDING

Straight from the eye piece of the telescope, no adapter, just my phone.

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