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The Flood / First City to Fall
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:53:48 AM »
Icy: This is it, we're taking B.net today. The faggots in #­gaming are cut off from the Desticles and DeeJ's cock, but those old lfg threads are solid enough to not get moved. Orders are to escort the Longface12 through #Community, clearing topics of faggotry resisance on he way. Once we're in sight of #­gaming, the L12 will rustle the sumbitches to Oblivion. Stay close behind the alts for cover, and protect them from the banhammer, we lose the alts, and we're all banned! Let's saddle up and get it rustled.

Cheat: Icy, some of those old topics are too retarded for the b.net mods to move, what're we gonna do about them?

Icy: Relax, nigger, we're gonna derail them back to hell.. Let's go!

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The Flood / Dead in Her Sights
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:31:33 AM »


TBlocks: You've got a clear shot, what're you waiting for?

Korra: Jimmies rustling.. We need cups to collect the tears after they're flowing..

Tcocks: Ahh...

Koala: And if we rustle enough of these fgts, they'll send DeeJ to come looking for us. Then we'll need to cover Longface on the street, so he can place Urk in DeeJ's path. This is it, always try to rustle the blind Desticles first!

-Desticle looks up to the hideout and cries-

Desticles: TROLL!

Korra: Let's relocate.

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The Flood / Doesn't walk into room
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:14:18 AM »
Yes, hi there

1234
The Flood / LORD COMMISSAR
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:20:12 AM »
GET OUT OF BNET YOU NIGGER

1235
The Flood / Hey guy Tru here
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:17:09 AM »
I'M A LITTLE LOLI

1236
The Flood / Lettuce rejoice in here, forever alone-rs
« on: December 25, 2014, 10:35:10 PM »
https://plug.dj/sep7

Cannabis and booty sold separately.

1237
The Flood / I miss the picture caption thread
« on: December 25, 2014, 09:38:17 PM »
Anybody else miss that glorious thing?

1238
The Flood / Boy..
« on: December 25, 2014, 02:54:47 PM »
Pussy sure is dank af. Discuss things.

1239
The Flood / I'm drunk
« on: December 25, 2014, 01:53:49 PM »
On milk ;-;

I can't hold alcohol well.. Discuss.

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The Flood / Smoke dank weed erryday
« on: December 25, 2014, 01:03:00 PM »
Cause alcohol is bad for you, incoherent booties.

1241
The Flood / If A Cheese Potato was a Sunbro..
« on: December 24, 2014, 11:54:28 PM »
Would he join all of us in jolly cooperation?

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The Flood / How do you pronounce "Cheat"?
« on: December 24, 2014, 11:17:30 PM »
Let's go, let's go, move side to side.

1243
The Flood / All your Tru are belong to us
« on: December 24, 2014, 10:43:07 PM »
Face it. We will have her.

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The Flood / I'm waiting to get summoned in Dark Souls, AMA me anything
« on: December 24, 2014, 10:05:47 PM »
Just waiting at the Gargoyle boss. Alone..


1245
The Flood / lol at BC talking about a yacht
« on: December 24, 2014, 09:00:59 PM »
I'm here with my own.


1246
The Flood / I'm not feeling.. So.. Well..
« on: December 24, 2014, 08:53:29 PM »

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Gaming / Why do people cream their pants over the Portal series?
« on: December 24, 2014, 08:51:55 PM »
It was good, but not god tier worthy.

We all know Left 4 Dead is totes the best game series Valve ever made.  8)


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The Flood / Flat totes isn't justice
« on: December 24, 2014, 06:34:41 PM »
C cups or bust

1249
The Flood / ITT: think of a breast size a user would have
« on: December 24, 2014, 06:14:34 PM »
I honestly think Cheat would have a B size.

1250
The Flood / Yankee craftmanship at its finest.
« on: December 24, 2014, 03:01:30 PM »

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The Flood / Look alive, Carlyle.
« on: December 24, 2014, 02:53:44 PM »
I got word on the wireless that some of our old mates from the Long Range Desert Group are lying doggo in an old fortress surrounded by Jerries. We've got to save them. Those chaps found a shortcut through the desert that leads straight to Rommel's back door! You and I are leading the charge. The rest of the men will catch up  with us at the fort. Protect my hide while I refuel the  jeep! Keep your eyes peeled; we won't be alone for long.

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Gaming / Games your friends are really good at, but you suck at.
« on: December 24, 2014, 02:31:56 PM »
Yesterday I was watching my friend play Dark Souls I and II and holy shit, he rang the first bell within less than an hour. He and I were in the garden and killed the Moonlight Butterfly in minutes. He totes is a Sunbro.

Discuss games people you know are good at.

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The Flood / Stay close behind the tanks for cover
« on: December 24, 2014, 01:56:40 PM »
And protect then from German anti armor. We lose the Shermans, and we're all dead! Let's saddle up and get it done.

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The Flood / That Nazi flag must fall
« on: December 24, 2014, 02:47:09 AM »
Objectives

Clear left pillbox
Clear center pillbox
Clear right pillbox
Storm bunker

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The Flood / Weebs yiff in hell
« on: December 24, 2014, 02:15:54 AM »
2 dank af bombs wasn't enough

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The Flood / Can't totes the goats
« on: December 24, 2014, 01:06:17 AM »
Nope, you can't

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The Flood / Dank af ;o
« on: December 23, 2014, 10:07:29 PM »
Swage

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The Flood / Lootcrate
« on: December 23, 2014, 08:54:38 PM »
Has anybody subscribed to this? I saw this a while ago but didn't have money since no job.

Now that I do, I am interested in getting a crate. Wat do?

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The Flood / My shitposts are top notch quality
« on: December 23, 2014, 06:17:37 PM »
fite me

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The Flood / ON THE YEAR 2025 OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, SHREK
« on: December 23, 2014, 05:29:57 PM »
People STILL fucking have their headlights on in the FUCKING DAYTIME.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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