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The Flood / Re: You won't be able to sleep after watching this
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:25:12 AM »
I knew what this was before I opened the thread lol

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The Flood / Re: Fast-Evolving Foxes Prepare To Wipe Out Humanity
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:23:23 AM »
The Chinese will eat you first.
The foxes will eat the Chinese first

4023
over halfway now!

4024
The Flood / Star-Lord vs Winter Soldier
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:02:18 AM »
Interesting fight. I've been looking it up on the internet and a lot of people seem to think that Bucky would win, but I think Quill would win.

What do you think?


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The Flood / Re: Fast-Evolving Foxes Prepare To Wipe Out Humanity
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:58:42 AM »
I fucking knew it.
You're smart :)

The foxes will spare you

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The Flood / Re: Fast-Evolving Foxes Prepare To Wipe Out Humanity
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:47:50 AM »
And yet the NEWS article is full of true and real FACTS

HMMMMMMMM

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The Flood / Re: Fast-Evolving Foxes Prepare To Wipe Out Humanity
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:05:33 AM »
are you an evolved fox
I think so! Would you like to join Fox Clan? These are the current members:

Elegiac
Kitsunekun
Gatsby
RC
IngloriousWho98
Alphy
Darkarrow
Pip
Roy
Zonda
Vien

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The Flood / Re: Fast-Evolving Foxes Prepare To Wipe Out Humanity
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:48:17 AM »
yes
Quote
Scientists have learned that the fox, unlike any other wild animal, possesses the ability to quickly learn the ways of people. There is something in the fox that allows it to almost instantly domesticate—within a few generations of the fast-breeding fox, the kits are experts in the manipulation of humans. "These results suggest that sociocognitive evolution has occurred in the experimental foxes," Harvard anthropologists wrote in a 2005 paper on the astounding cognitive leaps of this fast-evolving animal.

4029
He was a great user
you didn't tell me things got... serious
yeah we've lost a few men so far unfortunately, currently underground waiting for this to pass
man fuck that... we're gonna END these mooks

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The Flood / Fast-Evolving Foxes Prepare To Wipe Out Humanity
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:35:39 AM »
Article.

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The fox is a clever beast, famously outsmarting human and animal rivals in ancient fables, recent movies and a current Top 10 song. Humanity's relationship with the fox has long been balanced between bemused tolerance and "let's shoot them for fun and raise them in cages, for fur." But there are abundant signs that the foxes have had quite enough of people, and are making coordinated global moves to take over civilization.

The United States corporate-government axis has two headquarters, one at the White House in the shuttered District of Columbia, and the other in Silicon Valley at Facebook's campus. Both locations have fallen to wild foxes.

As the weak and diseased American government falls apart, the once-pristine White House grounds have become wild and overgrown, with squirrels brazenly raiding the first lady's prized garden and a single satisfied fox burrowed within striking distance of the president himself.

In California, an entire family of sinister foxes live on the Facebook campus, their presence welcomed by the company's highly paid data spies and even praised by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. Unmolested, the foxes have learned the language and habits of their human hosts. They don't need to sneak around or break their way inside one of the world's most powerful corporations, because they've been welcomed onto the property.

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He was a great user
you didn't tell me things got... serious

4032
The Flood / Re: is this WOOKIE ON CRACK?
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:59:51 AM »
are you taking the piss mate

4034
Article.

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If you study urban wildlife and you want to gather information, don't forget the power of social media. That's what Marcus Mueller and Dr. David Drake have done in Madison, Wisconsin, to support their study of urban foxes and coyotes.

"We hoped to get a better idea of where foxes and coyotes were spending their time by mapping out reported sightings by the public. After a call for sightings by a university publication, my adviser received almost 70 individual emails from Madison residents regarding foxes and coyotes. After the Facebook page was launched, sightings continued to come in, along with pictures and videos taken from citizens' backyards. These sightings directly led to the capture and collaring of several individuals."

With such success in reporting sightings, the team thought their Facebook followers might be up a new task: collecting poop.

The team uses scat to learn more about the diet and health of the canids. Collecting coyote scat is easy enough for the team as coyotes tend to spend most of their time in parks and preserves. But foxes, on the other hand, spend most of their time in private backyards and neighborhoods, and not so much in public spaces.

Here is an example of an opportunity to learn more about foxes:
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: noises you can't make?
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:26:06 AM »

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The Flood / Re: noises you can't make?
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:03:32 AM »
Weaboo
what does it sound like when you try

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:02:27 AM »
I'm going to sleep. I hope i could sleep rape my waifu pillow...
One day they'll make an invention that will let you do it
I'm calling robots.
I call some sort of cybersystems

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:01:22 AM »
I'm going to sleep. I hope i could sleep rape my waifu pillow...
One day they'll make an invention that will let you do it

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:53:02 AM »
This is a good thread to end the night. In your case that you're getting laid more than any of us, it's probably a grown up version of wet dreams.
you make the logic
It makes the sense tbh
omg I got a reply
Want another :3
naru never replies, don't embarrass me please

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The Flood / Re: ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:51:53 AM »
are you masturbating behind a wall?

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:51:08 AM »
This is a good thread to end the night. In your case that you're getting laid more than any of us, it's probably a grown up version of wet dreams.
you make the logic
It makes the sense tbh
omg I got a reply

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The Flood / noises you can't make?
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:50:26 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:47:04 AM »
This is a good thread to end the night. In your case that you're getting laid more than any of us, it's probably a grown up version of wet dreams.
you make the logic

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:44:25 AM »
I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.
Well, if anything she's raping me :3
That's what I said! Or that it was at least mutual. But she got all tricky about it... I'd have to go back and read the lurulu chat. Maybs lata
Oooooooh you guys have spoken about this.
Probably about a month ago, whenever it was still immediately... happening

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The Flood / Re: Rate this album cover.
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:43:22 AM »
now here's the music that they apparently make:

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:41:50 AM »
I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.
Well, if anything she's raping me :3
That's what I said! Or that it was at least mutual. But she got all tricky about it... I'd have to go back and read the lurulu chat. Maybs lata 

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The Flood / Re: words that are immature
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:39:30 AM »
"Boobs."

I hate it. So childish. I always say "breasts" and occasionally "tits."
'Tits' makes me cringe. I get how boobs is sorta cringey, but it's a decent word; breasts sounds too formal.
I'm rather fond of bosoms
The perfect term to use during sex (sexual intercourse or reproduction).

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