Fast-Evolving Foxes Prepare To Wipe Out Humanity

 
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The fox is a clever beast, famously outsmarting human and animal rivals in ancient fables, recent movies and a current Top 10 song. Humanity's relationship with the fox has long been balanced between bemused tolerance and "let's shoot them for fun and raise them in cages, for fur." But there are abundant signs that the foxes have had quite enough of people, and are making coordinated global moves to take over civilization.

The United States corporate-government axis has two headquarters, one at the White House in the shuttered District of Columbia, and the other in Silicon Valley at Facebook's campus. Both locations have fallen to wild foxes.

As the weak and diseased American government falls apart, the once-pristine White House grounds have become wild and overgrown, with squirrels brazenly raiding the first lady's prized garden and a single satisfied fox burrowed within striking distance of the president himself.

In California, an entire family of sinister foxes live on the Facebook campus, their presence welcomed by the company's highly paid data spies and even praised by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. Unmolested, the foxes have learned the language and habits of their human hosts. They don't need to sneak around or break their way inside one of the world's most powerful corporations, because they've been welcomed onto the property.


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Scientists have learned that the fox, unlike any other wild animal, possesses the ability to quickly learn the ways of people. There is something in the fox that allows it to almost instantly domesticate—within a few generations of the fast-breeding fox, the kits are experts in the manipulation of humans. "These results suggest that sociocognitive evolution has occurred in the experimental foxes," Harvard anthropologists wrote in a 2005 paper on the astounding cognitive leaps of this fast-evolving animal.


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are you an evolved fox


 
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are you an evolved fox
I think so! Would you like to join Fox Clan? These are the current members:

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And yet the NEWS article is full of true and real FACTS

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The network is pronounced "see-fee" now.


 
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I fucking knew it.
You're smart :)

The foxes will spare you


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The Chinese will eat you first.


 
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The Chinese will eat you first.
The foxes will eat the Chinese first


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If you know, you know.
The Chinese will eat you first.
The foxes will eat the Chinese first
No no no no!
The Chinese will eat the foxes first.


 
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The Chinese will eat you first.
The foxes will eat the Chinese first
No no no no!
The Chinese will eat the foxes first.
The foxes are ahead of the game, you'll see...


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If you know, you know.
The Chinese will eat you first.
The foxes will eat the Chinese first
No no no no!
The Chinese will eat the foxes first.
The foxes are ahead of the game, you'll see...
They'll gobble them up with chopsticks, WITH  CHOPSTICKS I TELL YOU!


 
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The Chinese will eat you first.
The foxes will eat the Chinese first
No no no no!
The Chinese will eat the foxes first.
The foxes are ahead of the game, you'll see...
They'll gobble them up with chopsticks, WITH  CHOPSTICKS I TELL YOU!
Challenge Accepted



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A furry's paradise.


 
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A furry's paradise.
furries think it will be like this:

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but foxes look down on furries like japaneses look down on lowly gaijins; they won't be spared


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Is watching Dora what made you in to a furry?


 
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I admit that I am secretly a furry:

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I identify as a panda



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but foxes look down on furries like japaneses look down on lowly gaijins

So do a gaijin smash and correct their mentality.
They like me though


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