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22471
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:55:07 AM »
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) np
I might have to break vegetarian for a slice of that canadian bacon 
22472
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:53:40 AM »
inb4op'smother
do an 'in before OP' as well please, I can't quite bring myself to write that abbreviation
22473
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:51:38 AM »
I was walking up a street near my house just now and it hit me: the smell of a billion crushed ants. Like some massive boot had stepped on two or three whole nests. It was horrific.
What the hell makes a smell like that? I've never encountered it before.
22474
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:48:16 AM »
Happy Birthday
Spoiler youre legal now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thanks for the heads-up
22475
« on: September 03, 2014, 06:32:44 AM »
I still don't understand why you guys bother with kiyo, she doesn't give a shit about any of you, and she's a sneaky, fake, nasty piece of work to boot. This is why I sometimes yearn for dictatorial powers over the earth. So many people would be tarred, feathered, and left on a desert island to eat themselves alive.
22476
« on: September 03, 2014, 06:03:34 AM »
22477
« on: September 03, 2014, 05:59:34 AM »
I haven't been on b.lind to be banned there. My massive bans on three accounts for my ban-off with engrapadora were thoroughly deserved. A black retarded midget getting anal. Very inappropriate. A ban I didn't deserve took place when someone bumped all the threads I made before we actually had rules again and I copped a ban for this one: 
22478
« on: September 03, 2014, 04:01:45 AM »
Sorry to hear that.
22479
« on: September 03, 2014, 04:00:56 AM »
I can slightly whistle, but I don't practice.
22480
« on: September 03, 2014, 04:00:03 AM »
You should try watching Screamers sometime.
22481
« on: September 03, 2014, 03:08:13 AM »
I'm in the grass all wine coloured Wine coloured grass I'm in the grass all wine coloured I'm in the grass all wine coloured Wine coloured grass I'm in the grass all wine coloured (repeat)
22482
« on: September 03, 2014, 03:00:06 AM »
8:25am just woke up and about to go to work
I hope you have a nice day, dearie.
22483
« on: September 03, 2014, 02:07:53 AM »
Seats in normal people cars are low enough so that doesn't happen. Sorry we don't all have to sit in car seats for our entire lives.
Bored now, you played a good game, sorta. Be you a lurch or a midget like me... excelsior!
22484
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:28:48 AM »
Cheques are for bribing people during shady encounters or buying your way out of accidents.
22485
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:24:38 AM »
Do you have any designs?
It's not kinky, but he is the power goose of waifu's. 
22486
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:52:43 AM »
Goodnight, Flood. I'll bump this so the Americlaps and Britbongs get a chance to see this. <3
Wait, where are you from?
22487
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:51:55 AM »
Those sound like things I might not enjoy very much. I love to read sci-fi and fantasy. Those sound too smart for me.
You should try Tales of the Dying Earth. Good science fantasy.
22488
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:43:50 AM »
Henry David Thoreau.
The greatest writer in history.
Ah, sounds familiar.
22489
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:41:15 AM »
You're cool Elegiac.
Am I cool?
You're cool. And so is your beard. Who is that guy? I've been meaning to ask.
22490
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:36:14 AM »
I've never woken up crying. Jeez, that would suck, poor thing.
22491
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:34:58 AM »
you guys 
22492
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:17:40 AM »
You'll need to get a kinky priest get-up for waifu master.
22493
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:15:30 AM »
at least I'm not a manlet
case in point, run along now, that's what those freaky spider limbs are for isn't it?
22494
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:06:56 AM »
>confirmed butthurt manlet
confirmed: frankensteins only have about three comebacks
22495
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:56:30 PM »
We got a filthy madbad midget all upset cause he got #rekd now. Poor baby midget. Maybe if you drink your milk and eat some veggies you'll be normal one day.
Alright, alright, hahaha... but tell me this... if you ride in a convertible do you have to hunch down so that bugs don't hit you in the face? Hahaha
22496
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:26:20 PM »
bye bye
22497
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:11:49 PM »
Go to bed.
Oh, it just went afternoon.
22498
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:01:43 PM »
Goodnite.
Lame. We have night in aaaamericaaa toooo, just it haaas a different braaaand naaame
22499
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:59:46 PM »
Aaaaand the answer is: Brothers United for Future Foreskins.
22500
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:57:57 PM »
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