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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:56:26 PM »
To satisfy everyone's inquisitiveness.
Right then...
CysticApplepie
Larger Cobra
Rogue Assassin 27
Cindy
Verbatim (once) (I was drinking and he was shirtless in a tinychat)
Norberg
>.>
<.<
Mr. Reaganomics

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:47:53 PM »
There is a point. You just don't see it like everyone else does.
So what is it?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:38:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: My #swage... It was taken from me.
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:37:01 PM »
fuckin lol

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The Flood / Re: How have you pranked your friends???
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:36:08 PM »
I jerked off and came on my friend's face when she was sleeping


She was so mad lol
Shoulda filmed it, brah

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:35:17 PM »
I have been on b.net since '06, I am sure I would remember some of them.

I bet you fapped to Elly.
Oh lol, that's a negative on Elly.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:32:48 PM »
Share some usernames.
They were all old coupsters that stopped using the site a while ago, well, one isn't. No point in spelling out names that nobody would remember or recognize though.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:29:42 PM »
bruh
what is this
Don't worry, brah. You're not one.

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Why the fuck would I want to look at shitposts and trolls? You'd have to be a special kind of retard to want that.

Oh wait...
I actually enjoy watching stupid people try and argue with tolls though.
Makes me feel like a Roman patrician watching a Carthaginian and a Gaul fight to the death in the games.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:24:40 PM »
A few, actually.

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The Flood / Re: Hypothetical question
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:23:29 PM »
... America will be the Hindenberg of countries!



Lets do it! :D
Nonsense. Trust in the word of the Paul, for he is wisdom and virtue, and America his cart.

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The Flood / Re: WHITE WHAAAAALE
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:22:04 PM »
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAALE

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAAAAIIIILLL
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME

HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY!

AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROOOOW

AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE!

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The Flood / Re: Hypothetical question
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:18:35 PM »
Wealth doesn't lead to being happy.
Too much of a good thing is bad.
Wealth can get Ron Paul elected president in 2016 though.
And we all know what that means...
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: WHITE WHAAAAALE
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:16:01 PM »
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNNNNDERRRRRRRR

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The Flood / Re: How have you messed with your friends???
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:14:40 PM »
>misread title as messed around with friends
>expected OP to be some awkward gay experience
I'm actually disappointed.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Complain about your life
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:00:50 PM »
Why can't you just be an artist who happens to be Christian? I don't think the Christian scene is terribly active.
As someone who has to listen to a CCM station at work all morning, I can tell you that the scene is very big, and has lots of rising talent.

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I made a giant omelet the other day. I'm not much of a cook at all, but eggs are something I've never managed to screw up. Put a tomato and pepper from the garden outside in it and then some gorgonzola. Shit was cash, yo.

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Serious / Re: What field of science do you find most interesting?
« on: August 22, 2014, 02:45:37 PM »
*puts on freud glasses*

Your father never hugged you.
But... that's not phallic enough. You're not a Freud, you're a fraud!

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Yep, tbh I never got the joke :/

You all know I'm probably the worst person here for their dark sense of humour. But I never got this joke.

*shrugs*
I don't think I could explain it without sounding like a bigger asshole than Chris Brown, so... yeah. I won't.

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So... I'll be the only one willing to admit that they chuckled a bit?

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Aw man, opening and closing spoiler mountains could totally become the next  times competitive cup stacking!

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Serious / Re: What field of science do you find most interesting?
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:52:46 PM »
Close but no cigar <.<

It's actually...
Spoiler
Spoiler
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spoiler
Psychology! :O
Was I supposed to click the bottom spoiler first? 'Cause I did. Now what can you infer about my mental state from that?

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Serious / Re: What field of science do you find most interesting?
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:51:39 PM »

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I know mine's been busy, just look at this list!
Spoiler

Oh wait, I don't even remember where they put that useless button.

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The Flood / Re: I hereby declare I am dumb!
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:21:34 PM »
Heil!

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands Thread
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:20:04 PM »
Roland was worthless. Every other class could do what he did, but better.
But muh AR bonuses and cute little turret

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The Flood / Re: This happens to every guy
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:18:37 PM »
Nope. Cut it close a few times, but that's it.

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The Flood / Re: Hey, Kiyo
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:13:34 PM »

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Serious / Re: What field of science do you find most interesting?
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:12:29 PM »
It's psychology, stupid!
Pfft, no way!

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Serious / Re: What field of science do you find most interesting?
« on: August 22, 2014, 11:18:26 AM »
Something slightly more practical but with an equally broad amount of speculation science >.>
Ancient alien theory?

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