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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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37111
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:50:13 PM »
I was really hoping Kiyo would have then when they were revealed...
37112
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:48:53 PM »
Dont you think it would be weird to just bend over alone over there?
So come to America and bend over with me!
37113
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:44:36 PM »
My mom played bon jovi so much when I was a kid, it was awful.
The radios play his shitty songs far too much. It's now am instant change of station the moment I hear Living o a Prayer or Shot to the Heart start playmg.
37114
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:37:53 PM »
Youre Ben Dover.
We never learned anything about that in school <.<
well, I might bend over for you.
37115
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:36:33 PM »
bon jovi lyrics
I fuckng hate bon jovi.
37116
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:35:22 PM »
The fuck am ai reading?
37117
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:32:24 PM »
...
Huh?
I other words, bend over. also, brush up on your history of the Swedosh empire.
37118
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:27:54 PM »
Yea. Now, Osskun, lets play a game. I'll be Gustavus Adolphus and you be the Saxons at the battle of Breitenfeld.
37119
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:25:10 PM »
<.<
>.>
it's. Not rape of I like t.
37120
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:05:37 PM »
Goodbye summerfags, yay!
37121
« on: August 16, 2014, 06:59:23 PM »
Fuck you, house cheats.
37122
« on: August 16, 2014, 06:48:40 PM »
Get lost, Bobcast.
37123
« on: August 16, 2014, 06:45:25 PM »
Shrek is dreck.
37124
« on: August 16, 2014, 06:36:24 PM »
5'9" or 5'8", apparently it changes about every other month... Good job calibrating your equipment, Army.
37125
« on: August 16, 2014, 06:29:30 PM »
GREAT, YOURE HERE.
Go awai.
Nope.
37126
« on: August 16, 2014, 06:12:50 PM »
I do always love Oss's awkward and flustered replies in times like these.
37127
« on: August 16, 2014, 04:28:08 PM »
Dude you're really 21? I figured you to be older than that.
It's funny, I get that a lot online, but IRL I look seventeen so everyone thinks I'm younger.
37128
« on: August 16, 2014, 04:26:51 PM »
It just looks like generic space marine gear to me...
37129
« on: August 16, 2014, 04:23:56 PM »
First name IRL: Dylan
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Weeaboo (yes/no): Ironically
Religion: Technically agnostic I guess, but I just don't really care.
Sexual preference: Bisexual
Socially awkward (yes/no): Yes
Virgin (yes/no): Depends who you ask. No male, yes female.
Current country you live in: 'Murica
Country born in: 'Murica
Ethnicity: the white man
Furry (yes/no): Yes, Scalie denomination.
37130
« on: August 16, 2014, 04:14:08 PM »
Tunnel infiltration in basic. You can't see anything, and can only navigate by listening to the man in front of you.
Pretty sure we made a few wrong turns, cause it seemed like forever.
37131
« on: August 16, 2014, 04:05:21 AM »
Sepp Dietrich (on left)
Hey now, go saying that when you move to Germany and you'll be arrested.
37132
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:39:37 PM »
 I think I'm honestly willing to put this above Spyro 2.
37133
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:35:58 PM »
10/10
Would allow to abduct in the middle of night and interrogate me in a gualg
 >tfw you will never be Putin's horse
37134
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:33:44 PM »
37135
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:31:52 PM »
As an illegal drug put into my drink when I wasn't looking?
Oh, then carry on.
37136
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:28:41 PM »
 Heinz fucking Guderian, a fifty year old man riding in front of his armored columns during the invasion of Poland? Pretty bad ass. Oh, he also taught Rommel how to Panzer.
37137
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:26:39 PM »
das likes captin
Captain? Yes, it's wonderful with coke, and with cola!
37138
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:22:41 PM »
wait asre you a pegboy
Can't say i've ever had the pleasure in participating in the act
37139
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:20:55 PM »
Have you ever been spiked on whisky? Didnt think so, ugh! even the smell makes me wanna vomit
Clarify your damn Bong slang for me, I've never heard spiked used in the context I think you're using it in.
37140
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:15:00 PM »
I hope you die of whisky poisoning you vile person. Eww whisky jesus christ!
I'm sorry that you can't handle the FREEDOM.
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