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The Flood / Re: It's nearly time for bed.
« on: August 24, 2014, 12:31:53 PM »
On the contrary


Well fuck, looks like a fox to me.

36752
Serious / Re: Just your daily reminder that...
« on: August 24, 2014, 11:10:25 AM »
Not so much.
Before that whole Rome thing happened anyway...

36753
The Flood / Re: How would you be a Jedi douchebag?
« on: August 24, 2014, 11:09:03 AM »
"you don't want to give me a speeding ticket" and "you want to make me a sandwich" would probably be my most said phrases.

36754
The Flood / Re: Who the fuck's been touching mah boys?
« on: August 24, 2014, 10:43:57 AM »
Bundeswehr's got some serious swage. 8)
The Leo 2's swag levels should be outlawed by the Geneva convention.

36755
The Flood / Re: What does it feel like being a loser?
« on: August 24, 2014, 10:25:08 AM »
Well... better than a pony shop, I guess.

36756
The Flood / Re: my new thread
« on: August 24, 2014, 10:10:30 AM »

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Serious / Re: Just your daily reminder that...
« on: August 24, 2014, 10:02:21 AM »
The assumption being that the 1/9th slice is bigger than the 1/6th slice.
I'd rather the 1/9th then, but I'd still question why Johnny across the table gets four.

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Serious / Re: Just your daily reminder that...
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:29:10 AM »
Wealth inequality doesn't mean all that much, to be honest. Unless the top start buying the government - which they are.

But, after all, would you rather have a sixth of a small pizza, or a ninth of a big one?
Well, what's the diameter of the pizza?

36759
Let's all go to Ferguson, my brothers. The grand wizard hath spoke!

36760
The Flood / Re: Imagine if megalodon sharks still existed
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:26:28 AM »
Where'd I put me explodin' harpoon...

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Serious / Re: Just your daily reminder that...
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:47:56 AM »
Well, it worked for the Etruscans.

36762
>has a page and a half of PM's
>entire page of Noelle

Made me laugh for some reason.

36763
The Flood / Re: I've Never Seen A Submarine Battle Until Now...
« on: August 23, 2014, 09:35:24 PM »
Probably neither.
Modern submarine on submarine combat is very rare, as the best option is just to call in destroyer support, and back in the day of the Pacific Theater, it wasn't even an option since you needed to surface to see your target, calculate the range and speed of their movement, get your trajectory  so that your torpedo would intercept at the right spot, and then sit still and wait for impact or miss to confirm your shot or adjust your aim.

/killjoy

36764
Were they nudes?

36765
Serious / Re: Your political opinions which make people rage
« on: August 23, 2014, 09:06:31 PM »
-term limits for everything
I feel like term limits are just a lazy way to fix voter ignorance.

36766
Gaming / Re: Video game logic thread.
« on: August 23, 2014, 09:02:58 PM »

Thanks, Obama.

36767
The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:18:22 PM »
You shit. ;__;
Nah, i wouldn't do that.
You'd probably post them...

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Motto?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:14:12 PM »
Translation???
Chivalrous in war, Vigilant for peace.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:12:36 PM »
Oh no you dont.
No.
You.
Dont.
What are you gonna do about it?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:08:21 PM »
Kinda? Yeah? Maybe?
Its a curse, i swear.
Uh huh...
You're still getting those photos.

36771
As a more ontopic point, shooting yourself in the chest must be a real bitch of an angle to pull off.
Can anyone think of an easy way to point a gun at your chest without having your arm look like a contortionist trick?
Don't use a rifle with a 36 inch barrel.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:58:45 PM »
adölrgjhaöDLKGJKLÖ
Eh...you see, i have this issue with my cheeks.
YOU KNOW, the B word again.
So they do "that thing" when you see real people?

36773
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:53:37 PM »
Nandemonai!
Don't you think your weeb speak can get you out of this one!

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:52:16 PM »
...no, no aaaand no.
<.<
Any pictures with people mmkay? I cant.
My poor cheeks.
Y no?
Good.
For fuck sakes i have to put a lot of thought into it to even peek.
...
What?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:48:11 PM »
I cant handle someone staring at me. Which would be 90% of the pics.
...so ''unfortunately''...your face on my screen has not been stained.
Note to self: take shoulder down pictures in drag for Oss.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Motto?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:44:29 PM »
Ritterlich im Kriege, wachsam für den Frieden
Spoiler
[]

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:23:11 PM »
So umm...to actually answer the question...no i have not.
laaaaaaaaaaame

36779
The Flood / Re: US Theaters
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:05:53 PM »
People... actually clap at movies?
I... I don't know what to say except... maybe...
Spoiler

USA! USA! USA!

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Serious / Re: Your political opinions which make people rage
« on: August 23, 2014, 06:56:10 PM »
Nuclear energy is good
Public school teachers are underpaid
All perspectives of history need to be preserved and taught
God has no place in political doctrine
Abolish the sex offender registry
Immigration needs to be easier to do legally
Rehabilitation needs to be a thing rather than just institutionalizing everyone
Minimum jail sentences need to be repealed
Progressive tax>Flat tax (my brother and I used to argue about that a lot)

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