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The Flood / Re: I've Never Seen A Submarine Battle Until Now...
« on: August 23, 2014, 09:35:24 PM »
Probably neither.
Modern submarine on submarine combat is very rare, as the best option is just to call in destroyer support, and back in the day of the Pacific Theater, it wasn't even an option since you needed to surface to see your target, calculate the range and speed of their movement, get your trajectory  so that your torpedo would intercept at the right spot, and then sit still and wait for impact or miss to confirm your shot or adjust your aim.

/killjoy

36752
Were they nudes?

36753
Serious / Re: Your political opinions which make people rage
« on: August 23, 2014, 09:06:31 PM »
-term limits for everything
I feel like term limits are just a lazy way to fix voter ignorance.

36754
Gaming / Re: Video game logic thread.
« on: August 23, 2014, 09:02:58 PM »

Thanks, Obama.

36755
The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:18:22 PM »
You shit. ;__;
Nah, i wouldn't do that.
You'd probably post them...

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Motto?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:14:12 PM »
Translation???
Chivalrous in war, Vigilant for peace.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:12:36 PM »
Oh no you dont.
No.
You.
Dont.
What are you gonna do about it?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:08:21 PM »
Kinda? Yeah? Maybe?
Its a curse, i swear.
Uh huh...
You're still getting those photos.

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As a more ontopic point, shooting yourself in the chest must be a real bitch of an angle to pull off.
Can anyone think of an easy way to point a gun at your chest without having your arm look like a contortionist trick?
Don't use a rifle with a 36 inch barrel.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:58:45 PM »
adölrgjhaöDLKGJKLÖ
Eh...you see, i have this issue with my cheeks.
YOU KNOW, the B word again.
So they do "that thing" when you see real people?

36761
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:53:37 PM »
Nandemonai!
Don't you think your weeb speak can get you out of this one!

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:52:16 PM »
...no, no aaaand no.
<.<
Any pictures with people mmkay? I cant.
My poor cheeks.
Y no?
Good.
For fuck sakes i have to put a lot of thought into it to even peek.
...
What?

36764
The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:48:11 PM »
I cant handle someone staring at me. Which would be 90% of the pics.
...so ''unfortunately''...your face on my screen has not been stained.
Note to self: take shoulder down pictures in drag for Oss.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Motto?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:44:29 PM »
Ritterlich im Kriege, wachsam für den Frieden
Spoiler
[]

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:23:11 PM »
So umm...to actually answer the question...no i have not.
laaaaaaaaaaame

36767
The Flood / Re: US Theaters
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:05:53 PM »
People... actually clap at movies?
I... I don't know what to say except... maybe...
Spoiler

USA! USA! USA!

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Serious / Re: Your political opinions which make people rage
« on: August 23, 2014, 06:56:10 PM »
Nuclear energy is good
Public school teachers are underpaid
All perspectives of history need to be preserved and taught
God has no place in political doctrine
Abolish the sex offender registry
Immigration needs to be easier to do legally
Rehabilitation needs to be a thing rather than just institutionalizing everyone
Minimum jail sentences need to be repealed
Progressive tax>Flat tax (my brother and I used to argue about that a lot)

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The Flood / Re: Take a motherfucking screenshot RIGHT NOW
« on: August 23, 2014, 06:22:15 PM »
Spoiler








two can play at this game
Spoiler
INFANTRY IS ATTACKING OUR HEAVY TANK! WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS?

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The Flood / Re: Take a motherfucking screenshot RIGHT NOW
« on: August 23, 2014, 06:16:32 PM »
just you wait goyim

by the end of the month i'll have all of you celebrating hanukkah
Spoiler
Not if my pioneer spam has anything to say about it.

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The Flood / Re: Take a motherfucking screenshot RIGHT NOW
« on: August 23, 2014, 06:05:50 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Take a motherfucking screenshot RIGHT NOW
« on: August 23, 2014, 06:02:02 PM »
i'm being oppressed

JIDF NO SHILLING!
JIDF NO SHILLING!
JIDF NO SHILLING!

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The Flood / Re: Take a motherfucking screenshot RIGHT NOW
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:58:55 PM »

That fucking ad...

36775
The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:44:08 PM »
God, youre just drooling over this guy arent you.
Hey man, anyone who kills that many Commies is worth praising in the name of FREEDOM.

36776
The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:41:53 PM »
and then he went on to live long enough to experience 8 seasons of friends
At least he died never knowing the pain of crying at the last episode...

36777
The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:34:02 PM »
in winter 1939/1940 russia invaded finland

they got their asses handed to them

simo häyhä was a finnish sniper that killed around 700 russian soldiers with an unscoped mosin nagant
505 confirmed within a 100 day period. Ivan called in fucking artillery strikes just on this man. He then took a bullet to the left of his jaw and went into a coma. The day he woke up was the day Russia agreed to a cease fire.

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:31:32 PM »
I don't get it.
You know what the Winter War and who Simo Hayha was, right?

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:30:26 PM »
challenger is russia

and ossku is simo except he gets shot much earlier on and becomes a kamikaze pilot for the imperial japanese air force
But... FINLAN CANNOT INTO PILOT!

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:27:30 PM »
Funny you say that, my name is Ivan, or rather my middle name, but I prefer to be called by it.
Then you must into putting bounty on Chally's head that never gets claimed because he out MLG no scopes you, Comrade.

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