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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Go To Bed
« on: August 29, 2014, 12:27:33 PM »
I just woke up two hours ago...

36782
The Flood / Re: ITT: nicknames for other users in this forum
« on: August 29, 2014, 10:30:53 AM »
OP is worst girl.

36783
The Flood / Re: Gladius problem
« on: August 29, 2014, 10:23:14 AM »

NEVER


option #4 has hispaniensis features.. not as skinny though
I would go with #1 then

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The Flood / Re: Gladius problem
« on: August 29, 2014, 10:15:05 AM »
>gladius mainz
Get a gladius hispaniensis, pleb.

36785
The Flood / Re: The Flood: The Film Book
« on: August 29, 2014, 09:57:00 AM »
I have no idea what just happened.

36786
Did you know that NASCAR comes from the moonshine runners suping their cars to outrun police cars during prohibition? They would fix up cars that drove faster than anything the police had, and use them to make deliveries to big city speakeasies.

Now that you know, how do you feel about it?
There's people that don't know that?

36787
Wooo, another poor fag

thank lawdy for this damn GI Bill or else I'd be broke college student and having to get a part time job (._.) speaking of which, I gots about $200 leftover from this book siphon. I could be a smart person and use that towards school supplies or I can buy some ammo >.>
Whoo!
Wait, the hell you getting a GI bill from? Leftover from your dad or something?

36788
The Flood / Re: Sperm Whales>You
« on: August 28, 2014, 10:42:07 PM »
space whales above all

36789
I came to be in possession of my 1st $2 bill ever.........but no synagogues.
Would a Jehova's Witness church do?
No, but a Mormon's church would.

36790
Do you like to get tongue punched in your fart box?
I wouldn't know. It's not something I'd be explicitly opposed to though. I really don't see how you can enjoy sticking your tongue into something that must taste so bad, but whatever, I'm not the one doing it.

36791
Is rape biblical?
It's not rape if you're married, or if you bought some dude's daughter that he sold in to slavery (as the bible allows that).

36793

That word is worse than tsun for me. You moron.

Ugh, go be tsundere over there. in the corner.

36794
Who am I?
A weeaboo.
But it's okay, I'm a weeaboo too, albeit only ironically.

36795
Am i?
Are you? I'd think i'd be hard for someone who isn't to blush so easily.

36796
How big is your
Spoiler
bank account?
Around six

hundred

'murrica dollars.

36797
If matter can't be created or destroyed, how did the universe begin? For it to begin, something had to be here thus meaning the universe actually existed back then

checkmate atheists
Simple, the universe has always existed and always will. This entropy stuff is just fearmongering to get people to study dark matter for use in government weaponry.

36798
What is the meaning of life?
Spoiler
hint: its not 42
Fortunately for you, me friend, I'm not quite so simple minded as to say "forty two" and just leave it like that.  You see, the meaning of life is quite simple, like a lever, but also complex, like a dual-charged DOHC 4.6 Ford motor. It is a matter of much heated philosophical and religious debate, yet the scholars shall never agree upon anything, for all they know is conflict. To truly understand the meaning of life, three conditions absolutely must be met.
Are you ready?
You must first be in possession of a two dollar bill. I don't care how you get one, but you'll need this piece of currency to protect you from the dangers of the second step. Second, you must walk into a synagogue, refuse to donate, and walk out the back door into the courtyard. Cosmic voodoo is naturally attracted to these places and it's the perfect spot to acheive the third and final goal to realize the meaning of life, and that step requires much focus, determination, and the fortitude of Erwin Rommel's left nut. Are you ready for it? The final step, is to realize that you just lost the game.

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The Flood / Re: Well enough posting for today
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:11:13 PM »
It was directed at me!!!
*Slaps das*
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I got something to show you
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:09:13 PM »
Which two songs?
Higher and Arms Wide Open.

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The Flood / Re: Well enough posting for today
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:08:49 PM »
I won't forget but we'll say "whatever is said in Anarchy, stays in Anarchy"
Good?
I won't forget either.
>.>
<.<

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I may or may not answer in a completely pseudo intellectual manner.
I just ate some of the fruit out of the jar and I'm waiting for my mouth to stop being numb.

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The Flood / Re: You guys go play in Anarchy. I'll be here.....
« on: August 28, 2014, 08:44:55 PM »
Well, it's a four day weekend for me anyway.

36804
The Flood / Re: Whatever happened to.....
« on: August 28, 2014, 08:29:22 PM »
He was a douche. And a bony. Fuck bronies.

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The Flood / Re: I got something to show you
« on: August 28, 2014, 08:22:30 PM »
What reference am I missing?
Those two songs make it hell for anyone to say "yeah, I like Creed" and not get shit for it.

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The Flood / Re: You guys go play in Anarchy. I'll be here.....
« on: August 28, 2014, 07:54:12 PM »
You do not want to post porn?
It's just not fun when it's allowed...

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The Flood / Re: Should I change my avatar?
« on: August 28, 2014, 06:53:22 PM »
Laaaaame
Eh, there's more avatar sourced material than I thought in there though.
This reminds me, I haven't added anything in a while...

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The Flood / Re: I got something to show you
« on: August 28, 2014, 06:52:03 PM »
>listening to Christian rock

>ever

pleb taste ITT
But... but... muh Creed that isn't Arms or Higher!

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The Flood / Re: Should I change my avatar?
« on: August 28, 2014, 06:45:23 PM »
OMG SHARESHARESHARESHARESHARESHARE
Never mind. Just some Toph and one Korra.

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The Flood / Re: "German is a harsh language."
« on: August 28, 2014, 06:41:28 PM »

Harsh - Quit smoking the bobby brown and switch to medicinal. Sums it up
But brah, I can only afford mids.

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