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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Honest opinions thread. Kiyo edition
« on: August 25, 2014, 10:20:45 AM »
Gotta admit, if you weren't part of the "Dead babies for Murica" crowd, I might actually have a favourable opinion of you.
I can accept that.

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The Flood / Re: Honest opinions thread. Kiyo edition
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:58:13 AM »
Gotta admit, if you weren't part of the "thank god for dead soldiers" crowd, I might actually have a pretty favorable opinion of you.

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You make no sense at the perfect times.

swagefrog.gif

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The Flood / Re: Nearly had my first car accident today
« on: August 25, 2014, 07:32:58 AM »
>driving my impala home for the first time
>raining
>no abs or trac control
>low gas tank and empty trunk so light rear end
>already fishtailed a few times
>traffic light turns suddenly
>accidently lock breaks
>back swings out slightly
>nearly slide into back of mom's boyfriend's car
Now I can handle my old boat like I'm running a circuit, but at first that shit was sketchy.

I've also had to cross lanes to dodge a few idiot cagers who tried to pull out in front of my motorcycle. It seems like it's always a soccer mom in her oversized SUV too...

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Gaming / Re: We'll bang, okay?
« on: August 25, 2014, 06:51:12 AM »
Nothing beats Dragon Age's awkward underwear commercials, especially male dwarf Warden and Zev.

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The Flood / Re: Is your online personality the same as irl?
« on: August 25, 2014, 06:49:07 AM »
More reserved and quiet.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My honest opinion of you
« on: August 25, 2014, 06:41:13 AM »
You're entertaining.

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The Flood / Re: Straightest Member Here?
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:50:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:48:59 PM »
*doc is in*

<.<

Is it simply tiredness causing that? Or something else?
Can you give some examples?

>.>

*doc is 'out'*
Less tiredness, more boredom, maybe.
>be driving through the mountains
>cliff face up ahead, road turns left
>maybe I should just not turn
>accelerate
>get to corner
>"wait, that's fucking stupid"
>autopilot through the corner as usual

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The Flood / Re: Strangest Member Here
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:46:22 PM »
Can I nominate myself?

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The Flood / Re: Straightest Member Here?
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:44:33 PM »
I can only get off to lesbian or solo porn.

Bow down fags.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:38:48 PM »
I'm worried that I sometimes try and unconsciously kill myself on long drives. What do?

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The Flood / Re: Gayest member here?
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:41:57 PM »
Gay is the adjective, faggot is the noun. They have the same meaning, though.
You gay faggot, official insult of the Department of Redundancy Department.

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The Flood / Re: And now Richard Attenborough has died >:(
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:35:17 PM »
The old guy from Jurassic Park.
I don't remember that role.

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The Flood / Re: You are all good people.
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:31:23 PM »
Foxy/Kitsune is the only good person here. Some of you are all right and most I hate.

 Others are absolute scumbags who I'd have beaten within an inch of their lives. Bunt I shan't name any names, they know who they are.
Problem is, dear, I'd enjoy the beating.

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The Flood / Re: I am the prince of darkness
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:28:39 PM »
you have to wear a cute black miniskirt
With my thighs? Ehh...

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The Flood / Re: I am the prince of darkness
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:27:12 PM »
Can I be your princess?

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The Flood / Re: And now Richard Attenborough has died >:(
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:26:38 PM »
Who?

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The Flood / Re: Gayest member here?
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:00:32 PM »
pathetic
What can I say?
I hate having to clean toys.

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The Flood / Re: Gayest member here?
« on: August 24, 2014, 04:44:15 PM »
DAS is a pegboy.
No, I'm actually pretty fucking tight.

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Serious / Re: Yay military spending!!!!
« on: August 24, 2014, 04:43:25 PM »
Don't mind me, I'm just always looking for excuses to post this chart, even if it does make the still technically prototype J-20 look much better than it should.
Spoiler

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Serious / Re: Yay military spending!!!!
« on: August 24, 2014, 02:39:17 PM »
I'm actually more annoyed at how the JSF  is such a fucking joke of an aircraft.

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I just find it unfair that people overly harass Jay for being racist but generally ignore all the other racist people on the forum (and it's probably because Jay is the only racist person against whites). Door has openly admitted to hating Muslims but he doesn't get any shit over it. But if he were to say that he openly hates white people, then everyone would start a fuss (people here clearly aren't concerned with racism, they're just in constant self defense mode).
But nobody takes Door seriously and Jay goes out of her way to instigate amongst crowds that she knows will get pissed at her.

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The Flood / Re: Post your User Number
« on: August 24, 2014, 02:07:25 PM »
171... we must have an assload of inactive people/rose alts.

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I wonder if they realize their involvement is actually bad for the cop....
Only if the Klan is actually just a collection of master trolls.

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The Flood / Re: How would you be a Jedi douchebag?
« on: August 24, 2014, 02:01:22 PM »
Sith are equally retarded.

Grey Jedi and Imperial Knights are where it's at. They blend both philosophies together.
Too bad Roan Fel and his knights got retcon'd by Disney.

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The Flood / Re: I've Never Seen A Submarine Battle Until Now...
« on: August 24, 2014, 01:05:07 PM »


Someone needs a sense of humour.
The absence of humor was supposed to be humorous.

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The Flood / Re: my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
« on: August 24, 2014, 12:38:26 PM »
I hate Nicki Minaj.

But if you left me alone with her in a room for five minutes she'd end up needing a wheelchair.
Same, but because I'd saw off one of her legs.

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The Flood / Re: my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
« on: August 24, 2014, 12:32:42 PM »
I tried to watch that once.
I couldn't make it past halfway.

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