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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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36511
« on: August 29, 2014, 05:38:44 PM »
Because you are fat.
By that logic I should find it offensive, not boring.
36512
« on: August 29, 2014, 05:17:52 PM »
I always thought Fat Kid was boring in H3.
36513
« on: August 29, 2014, 03:20:11 PM »
oh shit you said What not where
First time I used my 98 crv.
Second time they wouldnt let me use it because the driver's side door is fucked up, so I used my mom's prius
lol, you drove a prius. fag
36514
« on: August 29, 2014, 03:18:29 PM »
first time was in fayetteville because I knew the course. Failed there.
Then today I took it at the DMV across from my high school, which I didn't know was open yet. Suburbs.
Nah brah, what car.
36515
« on: August 29, 2014, 03:14:46 PM »
What'd you take your test in?
36516
« on: August 29, 2014, 03:06:43 PM »
Lol, when did DeeJ become Reichtangle?
36517
« on: August 29, 2014, 02:11:42 PM »
No.
I certainly want to fuck my mother.
You cold motherfucker you...
36518
« on: August 29, 2014, 02:09:24 PM »
Was Freud wrong about everything?
36519
« on: August 29, 2014, 12:27:33 PM »
I just woke up two hours ago...
36520
« on: August 29, 2014, 10:30:53 AM »
OP is worst girl.
36521
« on: August 29, 2014, 10:23:14 AM »
NEVER
option #4 has hispaniensis features.. not as skinny though
I would go with #1 then
36522
« on: August 29, 2014, 10:15:05 AM »
>gladius mainz
Get a gladius hispaniensis, pleb.
36523
« on: August 29, 2014, 09:57:00 AM »
I have no idea what just happened.
36524
« on: August 29, 2014, 09:33:09 AM »
Did you know that NASCAR comes from the moonshine runners suping their cars to outrun police cars during prohibition? They would fix up cars that drove faster than anything the police had, and use them to make deliveries to big city speakeasies.
Now that you know, how do you feel about it?
There's people that don't know that?
36525
« on: August 28, 2014, 10:57:07 PM »
Wooo, another poor fag
thank lawdy for this damn GI Bill or else I'd be broke college student and having to get a part time job (._.) speaking of which, I gots about $200 leftover from this book siphon. I could be a smart person and use that towards school supplies or I can buy some ammo >.>
Whoo! Wait, the hell you getting a GI bill from? Leftover from your dad or something?
36526
« on: August 28, 2014, 10:42:07 PM »
space whales above all
36527
« on: August 28, 2014, 10:41:25 PM »
I came to be in possession of my 1st $2 bill ever.........but no synagogues.
Would a Jehova's Witness church do?
No, but a Mormon's church would.
36528
« on: August 28, 2014, 10:34:04 PM »
Do you like to get tongue punched in your fart box?
I wouldn't know. It's not something I'd be explicitly opposed to though. I really don't see how you can enjoy sticking your tongue into something that must taste so bad, but whatever, I'm not the one doing it.
36529
« on: August 28, 2014, 10:27:13 PM »
Is rape biblical?
It's not rape if you're married, or if you bought some dude's daughter that he sold in to slavery (as the bible allows that).
36530
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:57:30 PM »
36531
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:52:14 PM »
That word is worse than tsun for me. You moron.
Ugh, go be tsundere over there. in the corner.
36532
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:48:25 PM »
Who am I?
A weeaboo. But it's okay, I'm a weeaboo too, albeit only ironically.
36533
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:46:35 PM »
Am i?
Are you? I'd think i'd be hard for someone who isn't to blush so easily.
36534
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:46:07 PM »
How big is your
Around six hundred 'murrica dollars.
36535
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:30:58 PM »
If matter can't be created or destroyed, how did the universe begin? For it to begin, something had to be here thus meaning the universe actually existed back then
checkmate atheists
Simple, the universe has always existed and always will. This entropy stuff is just fearmongering to get people to study dark matter for use in government weaponry.
36536
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:28:38 PM »
What is the meaning of life? Fortunately for you, me friend, I'm not quite so simple minded as to say "forty two" and just leave it like that. You see, the meaning of life is quite simple, like a lever, but also complex, like a dual-charged DOHC 4.6 Ford motor. It is a matter of much heated philosophical and religious debate, yet the scholars shall never agree upon anything, for all they know is conflict. To truly understand the meaning of life, three conditions absolutely must be met. Are you ready? You must first be in possession of a two dollar bill. I don't care how you get one, but you'll need this piece of currency to protect you from the dangers of the second step. Second, you must walk into a synagogue, refuse to donate, and walk out the back door into the courtyard. Cosmic voodoo is naturally attracted to these places and it's the perfect spot to acheive the third and final goal to realize the meaning of life, and that step requires much focus, determination, and the fortitude of Erwin Rommel's left nut. Are you ready for it? The final step, is to realize that you just lost the game.
36537
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:11:13 PM »
It was directed at me!!!
*Slaps das*
36538
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:09:13 PM »
Which two songs?
Higher and Arms Wide Open.
36539
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:08:49 PM »
I won't forget but we'll say "whatever is said in Anarchy, stays in Anarchy"
Good?
I won't forget either. >.> <.<
36540
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:08:15 PM »
I may or may not answer in a completely pseudo intellectual manner.
I just ate some of the fruit out of the jar and I'm waiting for my mouth to stop being numb.
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