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36451
Serious / Re: First world people have it so rough
« on: September 05, 2014, 07:13:48 PM »
If there's a point to this, it continues to elude me.

36452
The Flood / Re: Movies that everyone should see
« on: September 05, 2014, 06:20:30 PM »
Das Boot.

36453
The Flood / Re: I'm leaving.
« on: September 05, 2014, 05:55:24 PM »
But then who will keep Le Dustbin occupied in that one thread?

36454
Serious / Re: First world people have it so rough
« on: September 05, 2014, 05:51:22 PM »
SoL = Standard of Living?
No, he means that everyone has a favorite Slice of Life animu that they wouldn't want go without being able to watch.

36455
Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 05:46:32 PM »
Don't like it don't join. Plain and simple.
I reiterate my previous point: the Army now allows Sikhs to wear turbans and beards in uniform due to religious beliefs, so how is it justifiable to make everyone swear an oath to the Judeo-christian God to enter or be retained by the Air Force? We're not an army of the Church, and not wanting to fake Christian beliefs shouldn't bar anyone from service.

36456
The Flood / Re: Remember that Battletoads thing?
« on: September 05, 2014, 05:41:05 PM »
Man, I don't think it's still a thing.

36457
The Flood / Re: The greatest Tumblr page ever.
« on: September 05, 2014, 05:29:00 PM »
Pretty sure it's pudding or some other dessert.
Nah, definitely a 55 gallon drum of grease.

36458
The Flood / Re: Do You Own Any Weapons?
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:55:24 PM »
Me personally? No. The family owns quite a few firearms though.

Also, I consider pocket knives more tools than weapons.

36459
The Flood / Re: Ketchup is for people who like eating shit.
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:45:48 PM »
Ew hot sauce
Never join the army, son.

36460
Gaming / Re: Kiyo's Destiny thread just made me do some research
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:37:50 PM »
The offers are all probably one cent. I did that to a guy who was selling a crate LS motor for 10k OBO on ebay.

36461
The Flood / Re: Ketchup is for people who like eating shit.
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:35:48 PM »
That's what mustard is for
Porque no los dos?

36462
The Flood / The greatest Tumblr page ever.
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:31:01 PM »
So I was on Tumblr today doing the usual routine, and in between the amateur crossdressers and asian ladies' feet I saw a post. This post was from a particular blog that I thought had ceased activity long ago. A blog that once held the world by it's throat, that once threatened to bring about an age of nuclear war and untold chaos. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a blog of grand importance in the realm of international propaganda, and may contain content capable of causing heart attack, stroke, or pulmonary edema. You may or may not want to have soy sauce on hand.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present unto you...

Kim Jong-Un looking at things.

36463
The Flood / Re: Ketchup is for people who like eating shit.
« on: September 05, 2014, 02:31:50 PM »
Fuck you, Ketchup is the sauce of gods.

36464
Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 02:03:24 PM »
Fucking lol

Amazing story Das.
It's what I do best, lol.

36465
Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 01:32:50 PM »
Ya, if you had a trans* coworker, you would probably be too excited and distracted to accomplish anything. =^.^=
Eh, maybe.
Spoiler
I had met some dude a couple years back and tried to get a band going. Very awkward person, mediocre guitarist, but a great poet and this weird ass, short chick he knew was an awesome singer, so we only had to find a drummer yet. It's also worth noting here that when I first met the guy we was wearing a vest and a bowler hat. Not attractive at all.
Well, two months into our project, I get a very long and drawn out email about how the person's trans, something something therapy, something beginning transitioning, something it's okay if you want out, etc... etc.. to which my reply was "I don't fucking care." I got some good ass basslines fleshed out over this time then.
Long story short, he moved four months after that and I never heard from him again. To this day, I still want to bang the fuck out of his roommate. She had the perfect A cup tits...

36466
Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 01:21:51 PM »
Why can transgender people not serve as well?
That's a whole different discussion involving lots of speculation, I think.

36467
Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 01:17:40 PM »
Holy shit, that is a real thing? Does he have to take it off indoors?
Here's an article from January. I mean, I'm not saying that this is bad, I'm just saying that if we're allowing religious expression in this sense then why can't non-religious... un-expression be shown?

36468
Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 01:07:15 PM »
Apparently it's no longer allowed to be skipped.

They authorized this shit under AR-670-1 but I can't refuse to swear to God in my oath to the constitution?
That's fucked up if true.

36469
Serious / Re: So Iran is going to work with the US on ISIS now.
« on: September 05, 2014, 12:45:05 PM »
One small step for US/Iranian relations!

36470
Serious / Re: US Air Force requires you to swear to God
« on: September 05, 2014, 12:43:11 PM »
I just skipped that line during my oath of enlistment...

36471
The Flood / Re: Sexuality Poll
« on: September 05, 2014, 12:40:24 PM »

36472
The Flood / Re: Sexuality Poll
« on: September 05, 2014, 12:38:17 PM »
Pansexual.

If you want me to be a female, then fine.
Do woks count as an Asian fetish for you?

36473
The Flood / Re: Is Liam Neeson today's Clint Eastwood?
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:10:20 PM »
Nah.
Then I will find you, and I will kill you.

36474
The Flood / Re: Is Liam Neeson today's Clint Eastwood?
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:08:14 PM »
Holy shit, yes, that reminds me.

Okay, so, way back when Star Trek was a thing, it was always noted that a bunch of pedophiles and creepy people that got caught by police were big time Trekkies. And then it hit me.

What if this generations version of a Trekkie is a Brony?
Freyja's tits... if you're telling me that I have to deal with bronies being around for thirty more years then I may just have to go on an ethnic cleansing.

36475
The Flood / Re: Is Liam Neeson today's Clint Eastwood?
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:03:43 PM »
You're wrong.
If you give me my doggy back, no harm will come to you or your thread.

36476
The Flood / Re: Is Liam Neeson today's Clint Eastwood?
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:02:46 PM »
nah

36477
The Flood / Re: Seahawks 30, Peckers 10
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:01:23 PM »
Can't cawk the hawks?

36478
The Flood / Re: how many high schools were in your high school?
« on: September 04, 2014, 10:00:44 PM »

dug absorbs satan's powers


Glory be to Dug!

36479
The Flood / Re: Sexuality Poll
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:59:39 PM »
I am guy who gun teech u lesson

in bed.
Spoiler
Bisexual male, and it's really just that simple.

36480
The Flood / Re: how many high schools were in your high school?
« on: September 04, 2014, 09:57:10 PM »


you have seen too much


Dug will keep me safe from evil.

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